• Mama Mia! Kim Jong-il’s Italian Dreams Come True
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[QUOTE]It took nearly a decade, but Kim Jong-il finally has the eatery he craved above all: an Italian pizzeria offering authentic-tasting pies. Jong-il has desired a true, Italian-style pizza and pasta eatery in the country for ten years. In 2008, he sent a group of North Korean chefs to Naples and Rome, Italy to learn the recipes and techniques needed to create real Italian food. He’s had a team of pizza chefs in the country since the 1990s, an elite group which teaches army officers how to make the pizza he craves. [url]http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/NKpizza.jpg[/url] The best in Italian wheat, butter, cheese and flour are being imported to North Korea to create these Italian-style treats. “Our people should be also allowed to enjoy the world-famous food,” said the manager of the restaurant, which is based in Pyongyang. After its December opening, the eatery has remained popular with local residents. And most importantly, Kim Jong-il can stay in North Korea whenever he craves a true Italian meal.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/08/29/mama-mia-north-korean-restaurant-kim-jongils-dream-true/[/url]
Should have called Domino's. It's cheaper and faster.
:10bux: says only the high ups in the goverment even get to taste the good stuff.
[QUOTE=kidwithsword;24104839]Should have called Domino's. It's cheaper and faster.[/QUOTE] And tastier, too.
Pizza with Pepporoni and Dog Yum.
Itarian
[QUOTE=kidwithsword;24104839]Should have called Domino's. It's cheaper and faster.[/QUOTE]Papa John's is where it's at. [editline]05:04AM[/editline] Also, in before "North Korean pizza is best pizza!" e.t.c.
But... there's no one in Pyongyang streets :(
Wow, all that for pizza? Couldn't he just look up authentic recipes on the internet?
Kimmy makes me want to kill someone. He's so god damned stupid. :black101:
[QUOTE=Jad Hinto;24105027]Papa John's is where it's at.[/QUOTE] Papa Jong's :rimshot:
Well at least he'll be enjoying some good pizza. Unless they fuck the receipt over. And yeah, I bet only the top 0.01% of the population will even get to see it.
implying koreans could make good pizza or pasta
I have to admit, this isn't the kind of North Korea story I was expecting in these times.
i heard that one of the chefs escaped... his whole family is going to be put in a concentration camp now :(
[QUOTE=O'10er;24104973]And tastier, too.[/QUOTE] how could dominoes be tastier than real italian food
[QUOTE=toxicpiano;24106490]how could dominoes be tastier than real italian food[/QUOTE] how could dominoes be considered food
For North Korea, even making pizza is a military espionage operation which takes a decade.
[QUOTE=toxicpiano;24106490]how could dominoes be tastier than real italian food[/QUOTE] Well I'm sure he didn't mean real Italian food, just the Italian food that will be made in NK. Right??
[QUOTE=robowurmz;24105503]Wow, all that for pizza? Couldn't he just look up authentic recipes on the internet?[/QUOTE] There's next to no internet access in NK. Why would anyone provide connectivity if there's next to nobody allowed to use it? :ohdear:
Sorry, but why did he want a pizzeria for authentic pies?
World peace at last!
[QUOTE=toxicpiano;24106490]how could dominoes be tastier than real italian food[/QUOTE] Because I'm from Italy and Italian pizza doesnt have that succulent greasy heartclogging deliciousness.
[QUOTE=lockdown6;24106885]"Pie" can refer to pizza as well, I think.[/QUOTE] When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pizza, that's amoré.
I hate when the word 'authentic' is used in the context of food. The North Koreans finally have 'authentic' pizza ! Because the ones they've been having we're all fake and made of fuckin' plastic? Wait, this is NK so maybe there's some truth in there ! [QUOTE=lockdown6;24106885]"Pie" can refer to pizza as well, I think.[/QUOTE] Want a splendid pie, Pizza-pizza pie! every minute, every second, buy! buy! buy! buy! buy!
I expected the Badage Boys. This is almost as silly.
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;24104853]:10bux: says only the high ups in the goverment even get to taste stuff.[/QUOTE] fixed.
"Look dad, only 5000 North Korean Won!" "No son, that's twice our rent"
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;24106612]There's next to no internet access in NK. Why would anyone provide connectivity if there's next to nobody allowed to use it? :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Actually north koreans have quite a few internet cafes and can use them usually unless Kim Jong Il has a bad day then he bans them. Same with cellphones, they were allowed then banned and i think they are allowed again.
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;24104853]:10bux: says only the high ups in the goverment even get to taste the good stuff.[/QUOTE] God for fucks sakes any time you say something intelligent your avatar stares me down. :ohdear:
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