[quote]About 1.5 million Graco strollers sold at Wal-Mart, Target and other major retailers are being recalled after some children's fingertips were amputated by hinges on the products.
The recall by Graco Children's Products Inc. includes certain model numbers of its Passage, Alano and Spree Strollers and Travel Systems. The Exton, Pa., company received seven reports of children placing their fingers in a stroller's canopy hinge as the canopy was being opened or closed. Five children had their fingertips severed and two children received cuts on their fingertips.
The strollers were made in China by Graco and sold at AAFES, Burlington Coat Factory, Babies R Us, Toys R Us, Kmart, Fred Meyer, Meijer, Navy Exchange, Sears, Target, Wal-Mart and other retailers nationwide from October 2004 to December 2009. [/quote]
[url]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34944008/ns/health-kids_and_parenting/[/url]
I can't believe I can't think of a pun for this...
Looks like the life of those strollers will be cut short.
Glad someone tipped them off.
Looks like some of those carts were made with cutting edge technology
Good thing they're severing the sales of these.
lol stupid children got fuccccked up
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We have to cut off the supply of these strollers.
Good thing fingertips grow back.
Looks like those kids couldn't [b]hand[/b]le those strollers.
The strollers [b]amputate[/b] baby's fingers
[QUOTE=Hazrd24;19794357]The strollers [b]amputate[/b] baby's fingers[/QUOTE]
no
[QUOTE=Corporal Yippie;19794370]no[/QUOTE]
That's not what it says in the OP.
baby cut finger stroller
Just picturing what these things can do...
:psyduck:
Oh god not the puns.
Heard about this a week ago, pretty creepy how something that is supposed to be one of the safest things out there is cutting fingers off, then imagine one that isn't supposed to be safe near children :ohdear:
I'm sorry that I actually care about children and don't make puns about cutting baby fingers off. Rate me dumb all you want
Oh my god.
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Wow that's re[B]ally unfor[/B]tunate.
Allyunfor?
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;19794715]Wow that's re[B]ally unfor[/B]tunate.[/QUOTE]
I don't get that pun
Don't be such a [B]baby[/B] about it.
Sometimes I wish puns were a banable offense.
Well, thanks for the tip I'll call my older bro to make sure he doesn't buy them for his kid.
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;19795467]Sometimes I wish puns were a banable offense.[/QUOTE]
No need to cry about it.
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;19795467]Sometimes I wish puns were a banable offense.
Well, thanks for the tip I'll call my older bro to make sure he doesn't buy them for his kid.[/QUOTE]
Sometimes I wish being an idiot who can't learn to ignore a few posts were a bannable offense.
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Plus you're a furry no one cares what you think.
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[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;19795519]Sometimes I wish being an idiot who can't learn to ignore a few posts were a bannable offense.
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Plus you're a furry no one cares what you think.[/QUOTE]
Don't be a jerk.
I'm glad they [b]fingered[/b] this out.
With such great puns and such a hilarious topic I would have thought this thread would have gotten more attention.
[QUOTE=dryer-lint;19796883]With such great puns and such a hilarious topic I would have thought this thread would have gotten more attention.[/QUOTE]
It's a [b]cut[/b] above the rest?
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