Cross-dressing man kills neighbor's goat while high on bath salts - Polidicks

[url]http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/05/04/goat_death/[/url] [quote]A 19-year-old American man has blamed the narcotic effects of bath salts for sparking an episode that resulted in the death of a pygmy goat. Mark L Thompson of Alum Creek, West Virginia, was arrested on Monday after police had been called by the owner of a pygmy goat, a neighbour of Thompson's, who had complained that the 19-year-old was holding the beast captive in his home. The neighbour's nephew and two women went into Thompson's house. Thompson warned them off, saying he was naked. When they pushed Thompson's bedroom door open, the neighbour told The Charleston Gazette: "He was standing there with his pants down. He had on women's clothing and the goat was dead and there was blood everywhere. It was just a scene." A pornographic photo was apparently found lying near the carcass of the goat. Thompson took to his heels, still in bra and panties, and police spent several hours scouring local woods for the cross-dressing caprine killer. When they cornered him eventually, Thompson told police he had been high on bath salts for several days. The teenager is being held on animal cruelty charges. He was taken into custody by Adult Protective Services. [/quote] Just an average day in West Virginia.

Bath salts is some crazy shit. It supposedly regenerates itself in the body, and never goes away. And it can initiate trips whenever it wants, a day apart, a month apart, a year apart. (At the funny, it really does, look it up)

we must legislate bath salts

..but then I got high

This sounds more like something you'd hear in a stand-up comedy show than a news article.

Then we must ban bath salts.

[quote]"Bath salts", a designer drug, has become the latest legal high worry for the authorities on both sides of the Atlantic. It is typically based on methylenedioxypyrovalerone (MDPV) and is also known as Magic and Super Coke. It induces similar effects to mephedrone, the last big legal high worry. It is not actually recommended for use as part of a beauty regime, but rather is sold in packaging that mimics that of a beauty product... Lawmakers are working towards a total ban. ®[/quote] Always read the asterixes

[QUOTE=Motherfucker;29619623]Always read the asterixes[/QUOTE] Aw, so it's not a case of some kid sampling the scents of his mother's day gift too much? But... Magic? Super Coke? Was he trying to turn into fucking Thor?

[i]the bath salts made me do it, officer.[/i]

My reaction: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bs4-LtLlc0&feature=channel_video_title[/media]

Was expecting Badage boys.

Well, looks like I had a way to get high all along. :smug:

What are the chances that porn photo is goat...no, I can't say it...

where i'm from we call it rocket fuel

[QUOTE=garrynohome;29620014]Was expecting Badage boys.[/QUOTE] Why? They haven't made a post in quite some time. Someone seems to post this in every crazy news thread, but it's just not likely to happen.

hahahahahahah what the fuck

[QUOTE=Motherfucker;29619623]Always read the asterixes[/QUOTE] Bath salts is a general term used to get any designer drug past the selling laws.

You just can't make this shit up.

the thread title made me think some special bathtub soap made him nuts who the fuck names a drug "bath salts"?

[QUOTE=Diet Kane;29640989]the thread title made me think some special bathtub soap made him nuts who the fuck names a drug "bath salts"?[/QUOTE] People who are high, that's who. I wonder how that conversation went :3:

Sometimes, I am ashamed of my state :( But hey, my neighbor has a pig. In the suburbs.

"Bath salts"[legal designer drugs marketed as another product] produce effects similar to methamphetamines and can cause psychotic episodes, so yeah im not suprised.

Wait, you can get high off Bath salts? Brb.

[img]http://neurobonkers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/ivory-wave.jpg[/img] legal highs are worse than illegal ones

[QUOTE=Strongbad;29641716]Wait, you can get high off Bath salts? Brb.[/QUOTE] Bath salts.....wtf? [editline]6th May 2011[/editline] do you like...smoke it or something?

Add bath salts to shit I won't ever do.

This man is clearly a winner.

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;29641943]Bath salts.....wtf? [editline]6th May 2011[/editline] do you like...smoke it or something?[/QUOTE] Nope, you actually put it into your bath as the name suggests. The drug is absorbed through the skin. Heaven forbid you try to actually swallow a pill capsule containing bath salts; two of my friends were tricked into doing that.

[QUOTE=animephreak135;29642833]Nope, you actually put it into your bath as the name suggests. The drug is absorbed through the skin. Heaven forbid you try to actually swallow a pill capsule containing bath salts; [b]two of my friends were tricked into doing that[/b].[/QUOTE] Do tell.

[QUOTE=animephreak135;29642833]Nope, you actually put it into your bath as the name suggests. The drug is absorbed through the skin. Heaven forbid you try to actually swallow a pill capsule containing bath salts; two of my friends were tricked into doing that.[/QUOTE] lol what. no it's not. you snort it like you would cocaine, or swallow it. it usually contains the drugs MDPV or Mephedrone but cut. you may as well just buy the pure drugs for cheaper.