But, she was teasing me, officer! Man arrested after he was caught performing oral sex on female dog

[Pretiacruento]

[release][h2]Man Accused Of Sexually Assaulting Dog[/h2]
[url=http://www.krdo.com/news/29759494/detail.html][b]//Source[/b] KRDO.com[/url]
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[img]http://www.krdo.com/2011/1113/29759109_384X480.jpg[/img]
[sub]Kenneth Milosavich[/sub]

PUEBLO, Colo. -- A Pueblo man is arrested after he is accused of sexually assaulting a woman's dog.

Pueblo police said Kenneth Milosavich, 55, performed oral sexual acts on a female dog and then began pleasing himself.

Officials said they were called to a home on the 2100 block of East Evans. When they arrived, Milosavich had left, but he was later found at a nearby bar, investigators said.

Investigators said they found him in the bar bathroom with a small amount of crack cocaine and a pipe in his pocket.

Milosavich was arrested on charges of animal cruelty, indecent exposure and possession of crack cocaine.[/release]
I guess you could say...

[i]*puts on glasses*[/i]

Life's a bitch.

[fordzje]

Well that woman was a bitch for reporting him.
:dance:

[Corewarp3]

"animal cruelty"

What?

[Awaken90125]

:wtc:

[Nippyftl]

for fucks sake..

[Variant]

what kind of world is this where i can't fuck my pitbull's sweet ass?

[Trunk Monkay]

[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;33273820]Why would someone actually enjoy doing this?[/QUOTE]
same reason some people like to put their dick between someone else's feet.
we all have weird fetishes man.

[AntiNazi]

World: canceled.

[Wiggles]

Wow, these stories always make me paws for thought.

[znk666]

Leave your animal with me an i'll make sure to ''please'' his needs!

[Pretiacruento]

[QUOTE=Wiggles;33274183]Wow, these stories always make me paws for thought.[/QUOTE]
Let's keep the puns on a short leash, thanks.

[Spybreak]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZi0V6hdEcc[/media]

[Last or First]

Oh god
his hair
it's still wet

Why do I get the impression that they took his mugshot in a barbershop?

[ThisGuy0]

That guy looks like he's had a ruff time. :v:

[lavacano]

Looks like he's going to jail with his tail between his legs.

[Smartlord]

So many dog puns :v:

[peaceful guy]

[quote]But, she was teasing me, officer![/quote]
It looks like he was barking up the wrong tree

[bobsmit]

fuck bitches, get no money

[Nach0s!]

That's dog-gone filthy.

[doonbugie2]

that face

[OhHello]

Just goes to show its a dog-eatout dog world.

[Ven Kaeo]

... wait aren't dog's vagoo's like up in their butts or something.

Oh god he was playing with a dog's shitty ass. That's fucking nasty.

[Laferio]

that fucker looks like somebody from skyrim

[editline]14th November 2011[/editline]

perhaps one of the graybeards?

[lunarwalrus]

*dog pun*

*sniP*

[lavacano]

[QUOTE=lunarwalrus;33278090]*sniP*[/QUOTE]

I read that as "sniff" and started wondering whether that was a dog pun or not

[BuffaloBill]

[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;33275284]So many dog puns :v:[/QUOTE]

They're hounding my mind.

[Zoran]

[QUOTE=Variant;33273881]what kind of world is this where i can't fuck my pitbull's sweet ass?[/QUOTE]

A decent one.

[lulzbocksV2]

[QUOTE=Corewarp3;33273803]"animal cruelty"

What?[/QUOTE]

He's basically raping the dog.

[RearAdmiral]

[img]http://www.krdo.com/2011/1113/29759109_384X480.jpg[/img]

:smug:

[doonbugie2]

[QUOTE=lulzbocksV2;33280401]He's basically raping the dog.[/QUOTE]
Yep, that is unless the dog in question enjoyed it. Jokes aside, Its still animal abuse though, and its sickening.