Teenager Puts Hamster In Microwave

[g@mergeek]

[QUOTE]A TEENAGER who cooked his little brother's pet hamster in a microwave was told he faces a custodial sentence yesterday.
The 16-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, left the animal with terrible internal injuries and a seriously burnt hind leg.
But the hamster did not die immediately and the crime only came to light when his mother's friend took the animal to a vet the next day.[/QUOTE]

Rest of the story here - [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1241657/Boy-16-cooked-brothers-hamster-microwave.html#ixzz0cByZaNNB[/url]

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[Drake Graham]

What a fucking dick

[Mr. Someguy]

What the fuck is wrong with that kid?

[Nick99]

Wow that is sickening.

[venn177]

I want to put him in a microwave.

[Strontboer]

Don't try this at home kids.

[Hamsterman]

What a retard, hey lets do some animal cruelty without killing it and getting rid of the body so no one finds out.

[Mercenary-]

[QUOTE=Hamsterman;19538158]What a retard, hey lets do some animal cruelty without killing it and getting rid of the body so no one finds out.[/QUOTE]

I like how your name sort of fits.

But yeah, i really feel sorry for that poor hamster.

[Lighting]

[quote]'They put the hamster back in the cage but her son was was laughing and not at all sorry.'[/quote]

This guy's a dick. I can't believe he did that.

[Zondac]

I wonder what would happen if i put a cat in a microwave...

BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN I WANT TO FIND IT OUT.

SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL?

[Tazza]

When I saw the picture it really made me feel sad, then the thought of what cooked hamster tastes like quickly arose.

[GunsNRoses]

I wonder if it explodes if you keep it in there longer.

[xZippy]

Shit brother.

[g@mergeek]

[QUOTE=Zondac;19538204]I wonder what would happen if i put a cat in a microwave...[/QUOTE]

Been done before.

[Alfacow]

He took too literally what the cookbook said.

[|FlapJack|]

Fucking idiot.

[Hamsterman]

[QUOTE=Tazza;19538226]When I saw the picture it really made me feel sad, then the thought of what cooked hamster tastes like quickly arose.[/QUOTE]

Tastes like bones and burnt fur I imagine.

[The_Lizard_Xing]

My friend put a hamster in a blender before.

[the_shape]

Hahaha, if somebody was murdered, I'm sure the thread would be choking in puns. But no, it's a hamster, let's microwave the kid, that sick piece of trash.
But yeah, the kid's a prick.

[Generic Monk]

[QUOTE=the_shape;19538335]Hahaha, if somebody was murdered, I'm sure the thread would be choking in puns. But no, it's a hamster, let's microwawe the kid, that sick piece of trash.
But yeah, the kid's a prick.[/QUOTE]
Hamsters are cute, though.

And why am I not surprised this happened in Britain. Fucking chavs.

[Zondac]

[QUOTE=G@merGeek;19538238]Been done before.[/QUOTE]

What happened?

I wonder because of.... uhm... like... Scientific reasons! :science:

[ijyt]

Microwave everyone.

[w1z v2]

HAMster :smug:

[UselessGhost]

[quote]Mr McCole added: 'The right hind leg had been completely burnt away [b]leaving just the skeleton and the charred remains of flesh.[/b][/quote]

:ohdear:

[Pteradactyl]

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WOE IS ME

[johanz]

[QUOTE=The_Lizard_Xing;19538296]My friend put a hamster in a blender before.[/QUOTE]

Did it blend?

[Viper202]

[QUOTE=the_shape;19538335]Hahaha, if somebody was murdered, I'm sure the thread would be choking in puns. But no, it's a hamster, let's microwawe the kid, that sick piece of trash.
But yeah, the kid's a prick.[/QUOTE]
Animals don't tend to commit acts of evil.
Humans on the other hand do commit acts of evil and dumbshittery and therefore deserve to be mocked.

And burn the fucker alight.

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[QUOTE=Generic Monk;19538378]Hamsters are cute, though.

And why am I not surprised this happened in Britain. Fucking chavs.[/QUOTE]

Chavs would be too poor to even afford their own pet.

[Zondac]

[QUOTE=The_Lizard_Xing;19538296]My friend put a hamster in a blender before.[/QUOTE]

Your friends must hate furries with a passion..

[johanz]

[QUOTE=Viper202;19538454]Animals don't tend to commit acts of evil.
Humans on the other hand do commit acts of evil and dumbshittery and therefore deserve to be mocked.
[/QUOTE]
Because when someone innocent dies, people don't make puns.

[Mexican]

Hamsters are suicidal fucks anyway.

Mine would jump off of desks onto hard flooring if I left it alone for five seconds. Then despite our best efforts we couldn't clean his cage and keep up with how much he was shitting and he literally died because he [I]choked on his own shit.[/I]

That kid's a prick though.