• Girl avoids being kidnapped thanks to her iPod
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[url]http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/crime&id=7750791[/url] 12-yo Girl Prevents Kidnapping By Pretending iPod Touch Is a Phone [quote]The incident occurred at approximately 6:10 p.m. as the 12-year-old girl was standing on the sidewalk awaiting a ride outside Stanton Middle School, located on Limestone Road. The girl tells investigators that a man driving a white van entered the school driveway and pulled up next to her. The man then told the girl to "get in the van". The girl tells police she then held her iPod to her ear and told the man she was calling 9-1-1. He then fled and was last seen traveling southbound on Limestone Road. The suspect is described as a white male, 35-45 years of age, with a dark crew cut styled hair. He was last seen wearing a dark sweatshirt and was operating a white work van. A spokesperson for Red Clay School District says the girl is not a student at Stanton Middle School or in the Red Clay District. Because the incident occurred near one of their schools, the School District will make parents aware of what happened through 'Alert Now,' which is a phone message alert system.[/quote]
Very smart young lady. :)
Smart kid. Dumb kidnapper.
What a retarded kidnapper, does he honestly expect to get any underaged pussy with that strategy? You have to get out of the van, grab the iPod and throw it and then ram the bitch into the van and bolt.
Heh, I saw this on the news yesterday, pretty damn clever.
Makes me want a plastic sticker thing that looks like an iPhone speaker that you can stick onto your iPod Touch just to make it look like an iPhone. It would be pretty useless though.
and if she hadn't done this, her parents most likely wouldn't have seen her again and she'd probably be forced into sexual slavery for most of her life!
I thought Facepunch was done with self rating.... :colbert: -snip-
Why can't someone rate themselves if they posted from an outside source? He's rating the girl's actions, more or less. Anyway, I've always thought about this too. Am I also smart? Love me, Facepunch.
[QUOTE=Downsider;25735582]Why can't someone rate themselves if they posted from an outside source? He's rating the girl's actions, more or less. Anyway, I've always thought about this too. Am I also smart? Love me, Facepunch.[/QUOTE] I guess so in this case. But I still don't understand the point of self-rating.
[QUOTE=Sprocket Shit;25735003]What a retarded kidnapper, does he honestly expect to get any underaged pussy with that strategy? You have to get out of the van, grab the iPod and throw it and then ram the bitch into the van and bolt.[/QUOTE] Sounds like you have some "experience"
Need pedo repellent? There's an app for that.
[QUOTE=Sprocket Shit;25735003]What a retarded kidnapper, does he honestly expect to get any underaged pussy with that strategy? You have to get out of the van, grab the iPod and throw it and then ram the bitch into the van and bolt.[/QUOTE] I've always wanted to know how to properly kidnap an adolescent girl... care to enlighten me?
And everyone is going to PRAISE apple for their brilliant "Invention" and not the girl, She will get no credit or any pats on the back, Apple will steal everything.
Omg wow self rating omfg what a bad person plz ban him
[QUOTE=wingless;25735922]And everyone is going to PRAISE apple for their brilliant "Invention" and not the girl, She will get no credit or any pats on the back, Apple will steal everything.[/QUOTE] jeez don't get a heart attack over it
Very smart girl. Very stupid child molester.
[QUOTE=cyanide101;25735002]Smart kid. Dumb kidnapper.[/QUOTE] That'd make a sweet Reality TV show.
I'd like to make a pun involving the letter i before something, but I've got nothing.
this happened to my friend.A white van pulled up on the road(and this was in broad daylight with people around) and a bunch of guys got out and tried to kidnap her.luckily a few people near-by saved her. but anyways that is one smart girl.
[QUOTE=Aries;25736309]I'd like to make a pun involving the letter i before something, but I've got nothing.[/QUOTE] iCame, iTried, iFailed. Or from the girl's point of view: iPwned
[QUOTE=Superstormj;25736516]iCame, iTried, iFailed. Or from the girl's point of view: iPwned[/QUOTE] Why thank you.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;25736286]That'd make a sweet Reality TV show.[/QUOTE] Like that show where someone breaks into your house and steals all your shit as you watch? "Heres your daughter, now will she get in the van? OH AND SHE DOES!"
[QUOTE=Aries;25736531]Why thank you.[/QUOTE] No problem. :)
Cleverly done
Amateur.
Damn bitch outsmarted me.
[QUOTE=Van-man;25735740]Sounds like you have some "experience"[/QUOTE] But [i]you're[/i] the Van-Man!
I was half expecting it to say she played Justin Bieber really loudly when she saw them. The captor would then run away.
[QUOTE=Captain Proton;25735951]Omg wow self rating omfg what a bad person plz ban him[/QUOTE] Voyager sucks.
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