• Oh God my brother is masturbating right below me. (bunk beds)
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I hear pat-pat sounds and lots of grunting. He thinks I'm asleep, I'm posting from my iPod. :ohdear: I think I'm going to yawn really fucking loud to scare the shit out of him. Other suggestions? He's [b]10[/b] by the way. [b]Edit:[/b] [b]I shit you not, this actually happened[/b] I don't know HOW he didn't see the bright-ass iPod screen glaring off the wall, maybe he did. He was a determined little bastard. [b]THE NEXT DAY:[/b] Yes I was too pussy to actually do anything. How would you like it if you were just discovering the wonders of penis and then your brother pops down from the top bunk and says 'Hi'? Also, fucker just continued being his usual asshole fart-joke-making retarded self the next day. Damn 10 year olds! :argh:
yawn right now [editline]04:15AM[/editline] Right now do it
Pop down and yell "SUP BRO".
Lean down over the side and ask him to go get you a glass of water or something. It'll be funnier for him to go UH N-N-NO GO BACK TO SLEEP.
Ask him if he needs help, or bang on the wall. Or something else to startle him. [B]Edit:[/B] Motherfucker...
Peek right over the edge and stare him in the eyes.
Help him.
Pretend to orgasm at the exact same time but louder. "Hnnnggggg-" "HHNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
[QUOTE=sam6420;21418743]Lolwut?[/QUOTE] You know exactly what I am talking about.
Start fapping yourself and make louder grunts and pat-pat sounds.
Hang your arm down of the edge to scare him.
I think he's just finished himself off, oh god.
FUCKING HELP HIM HE NEEDS hELP
Do as King Radical would. Do a backflip off the bunk while shooting playing cards you threw into the air, and when you land, make a cool sounding pun. That'll get him to stop.
Look at him and say "Let me help you with that" [B]EDIT:[/B] Goddammit.
lower yourself and give him a handjob immediately
Jump off the top and say "NEED A LITTLE HELP THERE?" or something along those lines.
[QUOTE=phill977;21418776]Look at him and say "Let me help you with that"[/QUOTE] Late.
Stare into his eyes tomorrow at breakfast. If he says anything about it say; "I know what you did last night." in a monotone voice.
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Start fapping louder than him
When he goes to throw away the rag/ flush the toilet paper, move something in the room and get back in bed
Blackmail that mofo.
join him
I'm sorry guys I was too busy suppressing my laughter to do anything. I was never really the prankster type anyways.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21418799]When he goes to throw away the rag/ flush the toilet paper, move something in the room and get back in bed[/QUOTE] Rags are overrated. Real pros swallow.
[QUOTE=Meader;21418865]Rags are overrated. Real pros swallow.[/QUOTE] real pros wait for a school project and use their semen as an adhesive on posterboard
Speak in a loud, deep voice and say: "(Child's name), this is GOD. I am not pleased"
[QUOTE=m0nkey98;21418816]I'm sorry guys I was too busy suppressing my laughter to do anything.[/QUOTE] big disappointment
real pros just let it stay wherever it landed and aim for the ceiling.
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