My mom is smoking too much, need to stop her.

[Infected Vagina]

Edit; Just nevermind, I'm not getting any help here.

[Michael95]

baseball bat, straight to the face.

[bravehat]

Dip her cigarettes in oxygen.

Ohohohoho she will stop smoking after that.

[Infected Vagina]

[QUOTE=Michael95;27254768]baseball bat, straight to the face.[/QUOTE]

I actually need some serious help, no time for your stupid jokes.

[Domamin]

It's her decision.

[NotName]

Ask her to stop smoking. Explain why you want her to stop smoking.
If she doesn't, you have nothing else to do about it.

[Fatfatfatty]

Steal her cigarettes and say it is for her own good.

[Mugofdoom]

Replace all of her cigarettes with weed.

[gamefreek76]

Punch her in the mouth.

[MisterMooth]

[QUOTE=Infected Vagina;27254773]I actually need some serious help, no time for your stupid jokes.[/QUOTE]

then why are you posting this on facepunch

[***zer0***]

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;27254790]Steal her cigarettes and say it is for her own good.[/QUOTE]

How would this stop her from getting more?

[Fatfatfatty]

[QUOTE=***zer0***;27254837]How would this stop her from getting more?[/QUOTE]

Keep stealing them.

[SuperDAIU]

Steal her cigarretes... I do that sometimes.

[ForestRaptor]

Hide crakers in her cigarettes.

[SuperDAIU]

Go to a ninja school first.

[rabbid666]

[QUOTE=Infected Vagina;27254754]Guys, my mom is currently 55. Her lungs are probably fucked up by now. She's been smoking for 20 years. I don't want her to die too early. She can live a couple years more if she stops smoking now!

What should I do guys? What can I do to stop her from smoking? If I hide the packs, she will just get mad at me and buy new ones.[/QUOTE]

Lol. she's gonna die!

[Orange-Soda]

If she has no motivation, it's likely it's not gonna go very far.

[profan]

[QUOTE=rabbid666;27254899]Lol. she's gonna die![/QUOTE]

What a constructive comment

[Vvon]

Talk with her about it... No yelling, key word is 'with' her, not at her.

Or cunt punch her, which is what the next 50 posts will be about.

[Super_Poo]

Hide her smokes

[cjone2]

Just stick all those picture of smoker lungs, hearts, teeth etc all over the house.

[Best4bond]

Your mother looks at facepunch you know?

[broo20]

[QUOTE=Best4bond;27254994]Your mother looks at facepunch you know?[/QUOTE]

OH SHIT YOU'RE HIS MOM.

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[Scotty.]

She is smoking FAR too much, my dick's red raw!

Smoking the pole that is.

[Agni_Kai]

Put acid in them, she will trip so hard she won't want to smoke ever again.

[Prismatex]

[QUOTE=DienDwemar;27255589]Put acid in them, she will trip so hard she won't want to smoke ever again.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, except high heat will burn away all the LSD.
You know somebody has no idea what they're talking about when they say to try smoking LSD.