• Thieves Charged With Cutting Off Marijuana Dispensary Owner’s Penis
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[quote]NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. (AP) – Four people were charged with kidnapping a California marijuana dispensary owner, torturing him with a blowtorch and cutting off his penis during a robbery because they thought he was burying piles of cash in the desert, authorities said Friday.[/quote] [quote]The four have been charged with kidnapping for ransom, aggravated mayhem, torture, burglary and a sentencing enhancement for inflicting great bodily injury. They were being held without bail and could face up to life in prison without possibility of parole if convicted, prosecutors said.[/quote] [quote]Four weeks before the kidnapping, the would-be robbers began shadowing the dispensary owner, following him on frequent trips he made to the desert outside of Palm Springs. He went out to discuss a possible investment deal, but the four wrongly believed he was driving there “to bury large amounts of cash,” according to the statement.[/quote] [url]http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2013/11/08/thieves-charged-with-cutting-off-marijuana-dispensary-owners-penis/[/url] What a dick move...
If someone asked me "To earn some money, would you rather get a job, or cut off another man's penis in the vague hope that he might reveal to you the location of a possibly non-existent stash of money?" I would probably just get a job. And avoid the person who asked me that question.
Poor Walter :(
[QUOTE=Poop-a-Dook;42813056]Poor Walter :([/QUOTE] Walter made meth, nice try.
I'd say they've earned that life in prison without possibility of parole, yeah.
All the pot you can smoke and yet somehow they end up cutting a dudes dick off. They were after the wrong kind of green.
Instead of stealing money, they stole a penis.. [quote]The three men then drove away with the penis so that it couldn’t be reattached, authorities claimed[/quote]
This isn't what they meant by smoking dicks, is it?
[QUOTE=NoobieWafer223;42814537]Instead of stealing money, they stole a penis..[/QUOTE] Definitely deserves life.
[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;42814902]Definitely deserves life..[/QUOTE] .. taken out of them?
[QUOTE=01271;42814879]This isn't what they meant by smoking dicks, is it?[/QUOTE] Your career as a comedian has come to a tragic end.
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;42814943].. taken out of them?[/QUOTE] Nah. Don't kill 'em. Make them suffer behind bars for the rest of their pathetic lives.
[QUOTE]Torchering him with a blowtorch.[/QUOTE]
They are SO not gonna have a fun time in prison.
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How fucked up can you even be to remove a body part from a person just to torture them? Let alone the most sensitive thing on the male body. These people have some major, major issues.
That really reminds me of a story someone posted here, in the WAYWO or something I think Except in that his penis only got partially severed
[QUOTE=NoobieWafer223;42814537]Instead of stealing money, they stole a penis..[/QUOTE] They should be sentenced to death. A very slow painful death. Inside a prison cell. Inside a cage inside a prison cell.
Wow, these people are dumb. If your gonna rob a dispensary just steal all the weed and flip all of it for a higher amount of cash than that building could ever have in it. /armchair criminal
If they'd done their research they'd know that most dispensaries do not bring in enough of a profit to make anyone rich - it's not intended to be a business. And for fuck's sake, even if you had 50 plants growing in your garage you'd never make enough to be burying piles of cash in the desert.
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