He’s back: Film raises Zombie bin Laden from the dead - Polidicks

[url]http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/02/08/hes-back-film-raises-zombie-bin-laden-from-the-dead/[/url] [quote] The Obama administration thought they had planned for every contingency when they took out terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden, but they didn’t expect this. In a low-budget film that could be making its way screens this summer, an undead Osama returns from his watery grave to raise an army of zombie terrorists. Kynan Griffin, executive producer of “Osombie: The Axis of Evil Dead,” [URL="http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/bin-laden-zombie-film-coming-summer/story?id=15540052#.TzLVQFzOx8E"]told ABC News[/URL] that the script was “too good to pass up.” “We’ve just had a lot of fun with it,” Griffin explained. “We had some great special effects makeup people that had done a lot of Hollywood work. Lots of actions, lots of zombie violence.” According to a synopsis of the film, “The story follows Dusty, a yoga instructor from Colorado, who is on a desperate rescue mission to save her crazy brother Derek, a conspiracy theorist who is convinced Osama Bin Laden is still alive, despite having been buried at sea.” “In Afghanistan, Dusty falls in with a team of NATO Special Forces on a secret assignment. Turns out Derek is not so crazy after all, and that Osama has returned from his watery grave and is making an army of zombie terrorists. When the group crashes headlong into the growing zombie apocalypse, Dusty and the troops must find and destroy the root of the zombie insurgency before it infests the rest of the world.” The filming was completed in Utah last November and is being released by Arrowstorm Entertainment. Filmmakers are also [URL="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/285427038/osombie-feature-film"]hoping to raise $15,000[/URL] through the website Kickstarter. Depending on the level of support, backers could get a signed DVD, have their name listed in IMDB, or even have a film producer fly to their home for a private screening.[/quote] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfD6-5Qf-cc&feature=player_embedded[/media]

You see that on the horizon? It's the inevitable shitstorm.

This is going to suck.

Dunno, it looks pretty good. It is better then sliced 9-11.

This is going to be terrible. Plus it has romantic shit. Why must every zombie movie have romantic shit? Also why do soldiers in afghanistan have swords

It might have a shitty plot but it as zombie killing. That's all I need.

[QUOTE=Araknid;34614379] Also why do soldiers in afghanistan have swords[/QUOTE] You're right, this makes the zombie bin laden movie totally unbelievable.

I wonder how long they've been waiting for Osama to die so they could make this film.

Meanwhile at the producer's house: $$$$$CHINGCHINGCHING$$$$$$$

For real?

MOVIE OF THE YEAR EVERY YEAR

So this is why we're in Afghanistan! [editline]8th February 2012[/editline] It all makes sense now!!!

Military with katanas? this is fucking stupid.

Looks shitty.

He's just mad because he didn't get his virgins.

I for one will watch this, for novelty purposes.

OwowoWOWWWWWMY FUCKING BRAIN

[img]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/059/143/Ohwow.jpg[/img] SUMS UP EVERYTHING i have to say about this. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Image macro / Meme reply" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

Well this is gonna suck, although the special effects are better than I would expect. With a concept like this though I'd at least hope the whole thing was intended as a joke.

wow... those are the effects youd expect from a college kid's film or some shit. Just terrible. Everything else looks fantastic! :P

I give you the new Nazi Zombies, Nazi Terrorists.

Wow, it's almost been a year since Osama died. Time goes by so fast.

[quote]“The story follows Dusty, a yoga instructor from Colorado, who is on a desperate rescue mission to save her crazy brother Derek, a conspiracy theorist who is convinced Osama Bin Laden is still alive, despite having been buried at sea.”[/quote] Well you gotta admit that's unique.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf6VJ6wV5uA&list=FLaSTU1NZiStXizedZ505kiA&index=77&feature=plpp_video[/media] I thought for sure it was going to be this.

You shouldn't worry about any romantic stuff in this movie, I only saw several shots of mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Fucking [B]WHY[/B] oh my god this looks awful [QUOTE='[Seed Eater];34614766'][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf6VJ6wV5uA&list=FLaSTU1NZiStXizedZ505kiA&index=77&feature=plpp_video[/media] I thought for sure it was going to be this.[/QUOTE] This, however, looks hilarious.

I'd watch it, just for the hell of it.

Wouldn't preventing the zombie apocalypse in a place like Afghanistan be extraordinarily easy? I mean, think about it for a second: Vast stretches of empty land, and the only area's heavily populated are also heavily fortified. v:v:v

This just sounds so ridiculous, I might just watch it.

I'm fairly 100% certain this pretty much is going to piss off every Muslim extremist who supported him. That thought tickles me, very hard, in kinky places.