• Secret Service takes guns, handcuffs from Kansas birther threatening President Obama
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[quote][b]A Kansas birther, who publicly announced that he was planning a citizen’s arrest of President Barack Obama, was told Monday by the Secret Service that he would be arrested if he came near the president.[/b] Neil Jednoralski claimed that he contacted Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach, the Kansas Highway Patrol, and the Saline County Sheriff’s Office to ask for their help in arresting the president for illegally holding office as a foreign citizen, according to KSAL. The president was scheduled to speak at Osawatomie High School Tuesday and Jednoralski was planning to be there. He believes Kansas statute 22-2403 gives him the right to arrest Obama — or any other person committing a crime. [b]Jednoralski said that a Secret Service agent visited him at his home Monday and confiscated a pair of “high-security handcuffs” that he had planned to use on Obama. The agent also took four guns into custody. “I was going to arrest him and drive him Topeka and turn him over to the state attorney general,” Jednoralski told the Salina Journal. “I didn’t really want to surrender my firearms because I feel I have the right to have them, and they were never mentioned in the attempted arrest,” he complained. “If he comes to Kansas again, I’ll try again. I’ll put it out that I am going to make that attempt.”[/b][/quote] [url]http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/12/07/secret-service-takes-guns-handcuffs-from-kansas-birther-threatening-obama/[/url] You're a crazy fucker, Jednoralski.
Kansas. Why do I live here?
What a fucking dumbass. lol
See?SEE! Obama's try'n tah take arh guns an are freedohm!
SECRET SERVERS TOOK ERRR JERRRBBBS!!
Was he apart of the "99%"?
[quote]arresting the president for illegally holding office as a foreign citizen[/quote] Wow, it shouldn't but it completely blows my mind that people still think this
[QUOTE=OutOfExile2;33622253]Wow, it shouldn't but it completely blows my mind that people still think this[/QUOTE] Wishful thinking, really wishful thinking.
[QUOTE=seano12;33622239]SECRET SERVERS TOOK ERRR JERRRBBBS!![/QUOTE] DI DOOK ERR DEERBS!!!
I am, too, ashamed to be from Kansas.
[QUOTE=zzaacckk;33622241]Was he apart of the "99%"?[/QUOTE] Making accusations based on evidence you don't have. Why, you'd almost think you were a politician yourself!
[QUOTE=DiBBs27;33622479]DI DOOK ERR DEERBS!!![/QUOTE] DUKKKA DURRRRRGGGG!
[QUOTE=Zero Ziat;33622631]DUKKKA DURRRRRGGGG![/QUOTE] DUR DUR DUR DUUUUUUUUR
[img]http://www.rawstory.com/rs/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/birther_arrest_obama_111206a-615x345.jpg[/img] why, Santa why [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smith.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33622651][img]http://www.rawstory.com/rs/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/birther_arrest_obama_111206a-615x345.jpg[/img] why, Santa why [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smith.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Santa was never the same after 'Nam
[QUOTE=Contag;33622717]Santa was never the same after 'Nam[/QUOTE] He never stopped feeling bad about himself after he sprayed Agent Orange.
[QUOTE=slayer20;33622193]Kansas. Why do I live here?[/QUOTE] Come to Connecticut, if you can afford the taxes it's (according to Time magazine) one of the best states in the Union. [editline]8th December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=seano12;33622239]SECRET SERVERS TOOK ERRR JERRRBBBS!![/QUOTE] [QUOTE=DiBBs27;33622479]DI DOOK ERR DEERBS!!![/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Zero Ziat;33622631]DUKKKA DURRRRRGGGG![/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Treybuchet;33622641]DUR DUR DUR DUUUUUUUUR[/QUOTE] Meanwhile on Facepunch...
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33622730]He never stopped feeling bad about himself after he sprayed Agent Orange.[/QUOTE] He was much younger then, and felt like he could never die. [img]http://usastruck.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/6095750026_c458b24851_o.jpg[/img] His reindeer-in-arms were not so lucky. [img]http://www.discovereltvietnam.com/data/images/Gallery/Living/Restaurant,%20food%20and%20drink/do_dont.jpg[/img] It was reported they died deliciously.
[QUOTE=Contag;33622854]He was much younger then, and felt like he could never die. [img]http://usastruck.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/6095750026_c458b24851_o.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] I wanna know the story behind that picture [i]so hard[/i]
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33622926]I wanna know the story behind that picture [i]so hard[/i][/QUOTE] [b][CLASSIFIED][/b]
Dear Facepunch I'm sorry From, Everyone else in Kansas Usually you see that more in Missouri, but we do have a few idiots here like any other state. However, this isn't as bad as the guy teen who was beaten to death for supporting Obama
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33622926]I wanna know the story behind that picture [i]so hard[/i][/QUOTE] Operation Ticking Presents.
Hahaha, for once, Obama actually DID take someone's guns away!
[quote]“I was going to arrest him and drive him Topeka and turn him over to the state attorney general,”[/quote] I have thought this all through, It's not like he has guards around him at all times.
[QUOTE=slayer20;33622193]Kansas. Why do I live here?[/QUOTE] Because every thing is cheap (including rent and food), crime rates are low, the air is clean, the water is clean, and most people aren't like the one in OP. Also we're sitting on one of the largest natural water deposits in the world. And we have incredibly arable land. Oh, and steak. Lots of cheap steak. That's why I do, anyway.
"took four guns" and how many does that leave you with? Also is there a penalty for "attempted false arrest" or would walking up to the president holding an assault rifle count as a kidnapping/assassination?
[QUOTE=mac338;33624505]Operation Ticking Presents.[/QUOTE] is that a mission in black ops
[QUOTE]ask for their help in arresting the president for illegally holding office as a foreign citizen[/QUOTE] What a fucking idiot. I guess the birth certificate wasn't fucking enough for this guy. [QUOTE=asteroidrules;33631520]"took four guns" and how many does that leave you with? Also is there a penalty for "attempted false arrest" or would walking up to the president holding an assault rifle count as a kidnapping/assassination?[/QUOTE] Pretty sure if he walked up to the president holding an assault rifle he'd get shot on sight.
[QUOTE=slayer20;33622193]Kansas. Why do I live here?[/QUOTE] Probably because of that [I]totally rad [/I]yellow brick road!
[QUOTE=-xxsetshotxx-;33622214]See?SEE! Obama's try'n tah take arh guns an are freedohm![/QUOTE] Open yer eyes! Wake up, people!
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