I have a serious problem with my roommate, I think he's gay. - General

I have a serious problem with my roommate, I think he's gay. I learned of this yesterday when i walked in on him making out with a large, powerful, muscly man in the livingroom. I quickly left the room in fear. Today I can't even look him in the eyes because if I do, I see a gay man. I am afraid he is going to do something to me in my sleep, like touch me. I am so afraid of that, that I had to sleep on the couch last night. I kept a knife under my pillow. Facepunch, please help me, I'm very afraid that he is going to molest me in my sleep. I can't move out because this is my house and he rents, and I can't kick him out because he has a lease, and up until yesterday was a very good roommate. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Bigot" - Dragon))[/highlight]

Sorry, but your only choice is to suck his dick.

i wouldn't worry too much but that's just me

You are going to die.

[QUOTE=meepugh;25842215]Your only choice is to suck his dick.[/QUOTE] That is disgusting, I am a Christian and that is a terrible sin.

Don't flatter yourself. Who could possibly want to rape you?

I call bullshit/troll on this story.

[QUOTE=Tavish Degroot;25842233]That is disgusting, I am a Christian and that is a terrible sin.[/QUOTE] is this sarcasm because i sure do hope it is

wow you sound like you need to grow up, you sound like you're 15

You were afraid of him molesting you, so you slept on the couch instead of in your nice, secure bedroom? nice.

You will be raped in 24hrs.

[img]http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/054/222/original/1273965147198.gif?1276299172[/img] its not his fault he's gay

"I think he is gay ... I saw him making out with another man" this man is a genius.

[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;25842258]You were afraid of him molesting you, so you slept on the couch instead of in your nice, secure bedroom? nice.[/QUOTE] We share a room, the other room is an office, we have a bunk bed, i have the bottom bunk. I was afraid he'd pounce on me.

Put his Putt Putt in ya Butt Butt.

Tell him to repent to jaaaaysssuss!!!

You have to call the police and fast!

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;25842315]Tell him to repent to jaaaaysssuss!!![/QUOTE] He's a Christian, at least I thought he was. A true follower of Christ would not make the choice to be gay.

So what if he eats dick? Haven't you ever seen a gay man before?

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;25842363]So what if he eats dick? Haven't you ever seen a gay man before?[/QUOTE] I did, two of them, yesterday, in the living room.

[QUOTE=Tavish Degroot;25842350]He's a Christian, at least I thought he was. A true follower of Christ would not make the choice to be gay.[/QUOTE] don't worry it's easy

[QUOTE=JonVX;25842255]I call bullshit/troll on this story.[/QUOTE] really, you think?

[QUOTE=Tavish Degroot;25842350]He's a Christian, at least I thought he was. A true follower of Christ would not make the choice to be gay.[/QUOTE] The obvious answer is to burn him for his sins. Then he'll [I]really[/I] be flaming.

[QUOTE=Tavish Degroot;25842008]I spent several months in Uganda as a missionary and I must say that these homosexuals are truly a blight on an otherwise wonderful, God-fearing country. It is stated in scripture that any man who lays with another man must be put to death and to ban what this heroic newspaper is doing is to directly defy scripture. Hopefully the government comes to their senses quickly so Uganda can be rid of this terrible plague.[/QUOTE]

if you're a troll don't prance around yelling LOL I TROLE FAECPAUNCH because in reality you didn't.

There's nothing you can do but wait. In order to keep yourself holy and away from sin, you should dress up as a woman before he has the chance to molest you. This will, at the very least, save yourself from being considered a homosexual in the eyes of God. It is best to practice increasing the diameter of your asshole (perhaps with a banana or cucumber), so as to decrease the pain you will feel when he decides to rape you.

The only way is to make out with him.

[QUOTE=ChilColdCoolaid;25842407][/QUOTE] Yes? Uganda is almost free of homosexuals.

[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=i6oPWh_gJoc[/media]

[QUOTE=Octave;25842443][media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=i6oPWh_gJoc[/media][/QUOTE] I almost vomitted seeing that guy looking at those grotesque things. Please tell me this is fake.