Prostitute Hired by 14-Year-Old Steals His Piggy Bank - Polidicks

[img]http://tribwgntv.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/teen-robbed-e1367538483803.jpg?w=558[/img] [quote] 22-year old Dareka Brooks from Milwaukee is in jail after stealing a piggy bank from a 14-year-old Prospect Heights teen, who met her online. The teen told police he was home alone yesterday and attempting to pick up a prostitute online when Brooks accepted his invitation. [/quote] Read more: [url]http://wgntv.com/2013/05/02/alleged-hooker-steals-piggy-bank-from-suburban-teen/#ixzz2SIiB1x4K[/url] She looks like a black version of she hulk

gee what a bitch - and it really does not help the stereotype

i know kids who are just about to hit and hitting puberty are horny as fuck, but really?

What can I say? Fuckin kid better pay what he owe.

He got pepper sprayed with his pants off? Ouch. [editline]4th May 2013[/editline] Read the article, no services were rendered, she just robbed him of his piggy bank and iPad.

Looks like an alien.

picture scared me

Can you imagine the story that kid has to tell now? "Well I know a lot of people say, get a hooker for your first time, so you don't get attached. Well heeding that advice got me pepper sprayed and robbed"

[quote]14-year-old[/quote] [quote]attempting to pick up a prostitute online[/quote] What the flying fuck

Fucked up.

[QUOTE=Computrix;40522615]What the flying fuck[/QUOTE] young dumb and full of cum

I wonder how he explained that to his parents.

[QUOTE=johnsten;40522653]young dumb and full of cum[/QUOTE] There's a whole series of adult films with that as their tag-line. It's not talking about the guys though. Just thought you should know.

This is going to be quite the story to tell the kids.

"Back in my day, we would..."

[QUOTE=mrgrim333;40522611]Can you imagine the story that kid has to tell now? "Well I know a lot of people say, get a hooker for your first time, so you don't get attached. Well heeding that advice got me pepper sprayed and robbed"[/QUOTE] Do people actually give that advice? Because that's revolting.

[QUOTE=Elecbullet;40525546]Do people actually give that advice? Because that's revolting.[/QUOTE] The autistic idea is that getting one to lose your virginity to will give you practice and confidence for real relationships. Good luck finding success stories on that.

What would you rather tell your friends: 'I lost my virginity to a hooker' 'I lost my virginity to my first girlfriend'

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;40526172]What would you rather tell your friends: 'I lost my virginity to a hooker' 'I lost my virginity to my first girlfriend'[/QUOTE] Why would you even tell someone you lost your virginity to a hooker? Why would you tell someone you had sex with a hooker at all?

[QUOTE=mrgrim333;40522611]Can you imagine the story that kid has to tell now? "Well I know a lot of people say, get a hooker for your first time, so you don't get attached. Well heeding that advice got me pepper sprayed and robbed"[/QUOTE] That advice sounds like a great opening to a trailer for some kind of quirky romantic comedy wherein an awkward young man, most likely played by Michael loses his virginity to and falls for a young, but already jaded hooker who secretly hides a heart of gold. When she steals the $5 in his piggy bank he, under the guise of getting his money back, keeps trying to track her down again and win her affections. Voted #1 at Sundance, music by some folk band, does that thing in the intro with the notebook paper scribbles.

Are you sure this didn't come from the Onion?

she reminds me of this [IMG]http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/she-hulk-beyonce.jpg[/IMG] (i know its late, but it fits)

[QUOTE=Rellow;40526406]Why would you even tell someone you lost your virginity to a hooker? Why would you tell someone you had sex with a hooker at all?[/QUOTE] Why would you just talk about your virginity like that anyway? You'd either have to be some macho type of guy or Tommy Wiseau

[QUOTE=Pelican;40522291]gee what a bitch - and it really does not help the stereotype[/QUOTE] yeah, fucking redheads, deport em all

[QUOTE=Rellow;40526406]Why would you even tell someone you lost your virginity to a hooker? Why would you tell someone you had sex with a hooker at all?[/QUOTE] Someone I use to know in University had his first time with a prostitute and told us about it. It does happen despite it being ridiculous.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;40527788]yeah, fucking redheads, deport em all[/QUOTE] Fucking greens.

shes kinda pretty. dying her eyebrows was a poor choice tho imo