• Ask a taxi driver anything
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You can ask me anything related to this. I drive a taxi for a living. Sometimes its fun and sometimes its not...
Ever had sex in your taxi? :smug:
If you kill the president, Jodie Foster will love you.
Have you ever found shit or semen on your passenger seats?
Do you help "unfortunates" who can't pay? Or do you make them do some "favors" for you, if you get what I'm saying. [editline]07:13AM[/editline] [QUOTE=-SAH-;20552417]If you kill the president, Jodie Foster will love you.[/QUOTE] This is not a question.
Are you an indian or an arab? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - Greeman))[/highlight]
Whats the most fucked up thing people left behind in your cab ?
have you ever killed a man?
I don't know. Before Ghost's janitor thread I had at-least some respect for janitors. I genuinely have no respect for cab drivers at all. But depending on how much vagina you have penetrated in your vehicle, that opinion may change. So allow me to ask you a question. What would you do if somebody farted in your cab and you have a really long journey ahead of you. This guy smells like he has shat all over the back seat, it's really fucking bad. His friend asks if he farted and he says "No, I think it was the cabby". What would you do? Seriously, it's the worst smell in the world.
[QUOTE=vizard38;20552423]This is not a question.[/QUOTE] Do you think killing the president would cause Jodie Foster to fall in love with you?
What happens if someone throws up? Do you have people for cleaning or do you have to do it yourself?
Did we scare him?
'Sup :smug: Anyway, what do you do when you find valuable stuff people have left in your taxi? Take it, bring it back, leave it at your taxi company's lost and found? (Assuming this isn't a parody thread)
Have you ever experienced a violent passenger or drunk passengers who wanted to hit you for no reason?
[QUOTE=vizard38;20552423] This is not a question.[/QUOTE] If you kill the president, Jodie Foster will love you?
Do you intend on replying to these? Are you really a cab driver?
Is there a god?
Answer them then
If someone shits in the back seat, what do you do.
Have you ever crashed your taxi with a passenger inside, found the passenger bleeding and in pain, killed the passenger by cutting his throat to avoid a lawsuit from said passenger, dragged the body of that passenger to your home, dissolved the body in hydrofluoric acid and dumped the remaining goo in the river?
Ever had sex in your taxi? Nope, but i might do it. Have you ever found shit or semen on your passenger seats? Luckily, no Do you help "unfortunates" who can't pay? Or do you make them do some "favors" for you, if you get what I'm saying. If they cant pay, no ride. Are you an indian or an arab? Bosnian but i live in Sweden. Whats the most fucked up thing people left behind in your cab ? A syringe filled with a water like substance (maybe cocain) and a little bag of weed. have you ever killed a man? Fuck no! What would you do if somebody farted in your cab and you have a really long journey ahead of you. This guy smells like he has shat all over the back seat, it's really fucking bad. His friend asks if he farted and he says "No, I think it was the cabby". What would you do? I would open the windows to let the smell out. I would not care if the guy accused me of farting. There is not much more to do. Do you think killing the president would cause Jodie Foster to fall in love with you? Maybe, who knows.. What happens if someone throws up? Do you have people for cleaning or do you have to do it yourself? We clean it but i would take the cab to a car wash and let them clean it. what do you do when you find valuable stuff people have left in your taxi? Take it, bring it back, leave it at your taxi company's lost and found? If its change or weed i would take it but if it is a perse or a bag i would take it to the company's lost and found Have you ever experienced a violent passenger or drunk passengers who wanted to hit you for no reason? No one has punched me but on weekends, drunk people are common and they amuse me alot. Do you intend on replying to these? Are you really a cab driver? I drive a taxi, its true. And i check this thread every day. Is there a god? Its up to you to decide, belive in him or not. If someone shits in the back seat, what do you do. I would take the car to the car wash and let them clean it while avoding to answer questions on how that happend Have you ever crashed your taxi with a passenger inside, found the passenger bleeding and in pain, killed the passenger by cutting his throat to avoid a lawsuit from said passenger, dragged the body of that passenger to your home, dissolved the body in hydrofluoric acid and dumped the remaining goo in the river? I haven't crashed my taxi yet and you have a great imagination.
what would you do if someone threatened you with a gun or a knife when they're in the cab?
Do you smoke weed in your taxi? :buddy:
How much money do you usually get per month?
Do you guys get a GPS or do you have to memorize all the roads?
How do people tend to behave towards you? Are they nice or do they just act like you're a piece of trash?
what would you do if someone threatened you with a gun or a knife when they're in the cab? I would give them the cash that ive earned. Do you smoke weed in your taxi? No, i just do it at home to avoud attention from cops. How much money do you usually get per month? It depends on how many people i drive. Its usually about 21000 SEK which is about 2100 Euro. Do you guys get a GPS or do you have to memorize all the roads? We have a GPS but i dont use it always. I know about half of the roads, maybe more How do people tend to behave towards you? Are they nice or do they just act like you're a piece of trash? Some are nice and some are less nice.
Can you post a picture of yourself in a taxicab, and some note showing your username or a facepunch logo.
Do you have a pet name for your taxi?
Do you keep a shotgun in case some criminals get into your car?
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