Some background: I work at a club in Hong Kong called the Lucky Money as a bartender. Last night I saw the strangest fucking thing.
Anyways, I was working on my shift and it was just a normal night. My shift was about to end so I was cleaning everything and whatnot. The club owner walks over to the bar and tells me I can leave an hour early because of my good performance (I was pretty good friends with the guy so he liked to go easy on me). Cool.
I walk out of the club and make my way home. The Lucky Money was located right next to the Market, pretty much a big open place where you can buy groceries, pottery, etc. I usually went there to go buy a newspaper after work. I went up to the stand and bought a newspaper. She seemed pissed the fuck off, too. Practically threw the fucking paper at me when I handed her the five credits. Some kid was bothering her beside me, asking to be a "watchman" for the newspaper stand. She declined, but that annoying fuck was persistent. I began to walk away and accidentally bumped in some guy. Was wearing a trench coat and sun glasses.. at night. Never saw anyone look like that around here. I walked over to the nearby ATM to deposit the credits I earned off my paycheck. Kept looking back at the dude, eavesdropping what he was saying.
He was talking to the News Stand lady and some politcal jibber jabber. He turned to the kid (who was still bothering the fuck out of the lady) and said something. I couldn't hear what he said, but this was his reply:
"I will tell them that you are a spy and they will kill you."
I chuckled and shrugged it off. The kid was probably talking shit. I deposited my credits. I had time to kill so I leaned up against the wall, opened the newspaper and began reading. There was a section about some Triad fued. The Red Arrow Tong and The Luminous Path they called them. Was a bit odd how this shit was so public.
From the corner of my eye I saw the Trench Coat guy walked off into an empty alleyway. Me being curious, I followed him. He turned the corner of some huge red wall and I leaned up against the corner. I heard him talking to someone. The conversation went something like this.
The Trenchcoat guy said "My brother's name is Paul Denton. I heard that he was a frequent visitor to this compound(?). Do you know him?"
The other voice replied "The Luminous Path is closed to Gwallos."
Then I was beginning to get a little fucking nervous.
THEN A FUKKEN OSTRICH POPPED OUT
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WAT DA FAKGDSHOAJ
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oh fuk
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MY POSTING IS AUGMENTED
Fucking ostriches man.
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