According to Family Radio, a multi-million dollar organization, the end is VERY near.
[url]http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html[/url]
"The bible guarantees it" Well, I guess that's it then
Kinda late, and "In the News" would have been more appropriate.
Also seen on their website
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oh dear
All in favor of trolling the hell out of them on the twenty second?
The bible doesnt guarentee it.
“But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only" Matthew 24:36-44
It'll suck if it does happen, my birthday is on the 24th.
Can't it wait a few days? :saddowns:
Funny thing is, according to Christianity, the coming of Christ will be at a random point. It also says that it is wrong to try and predict the date of his coming
So there you go.
come at me jesus
They claim that gay pride is the sign of the end.
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I survived like 20 endings of the world come at be bro.
Bible says we can never predict the end of the word.
Keep saying the words going to end tomorrow.
Since we can never predict it.
Hold of end of world forever.
???
Profit!
Have these guys read the Bible? It has verses that completely contradict what these guys are saying.
more of this shit
sigh
[quote=Family Radio] Years ago we learned from the Bible that the flood occurred in the year 4990 B.C. More recently we learned that Judgment Day is to occur in the year 2011 A.D. 2011 A.D. is exactly 7,000 years after 4990 B.C. [/quote]
-4,990 + 7,000 = 2010. :eng101:
We gonna die. :derp:
Sweet that's my fucking birthday.
[quote]The Bible is the Holy Book written by Holy God who is the Creator of this beautiful world. The Holy Bible is without question a very ancient book, having been completed about 1,900 years ago. In its original languages (mostly Hebrew and Greek) [b]it has never been changed, and each and every word in the original languages is from the mouth of God.[/b][/quote]
Right then and there I knew they were full of shit.
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When was getting groceries I saw a fucking van with this bullshit on the side of it, "REJOICE THE END IS NEAR! WE ARE ALMOST THERE! Family Radio.com"
[QUOTE=Mr_Razzums;28519892]When was getting groceries I saw a fucking van with this bullshit on the side of it, "REJOICE THE END IS NEAR! WE ARE ALMOST THERE! Family Radio.com"[/QUOTE]
My dad was telling me about how he seen this as well. Those people are going to have a grand time washing they're cars on May 22nd.
For some reason I thought about terminator 2
Honestly, it sounds like they're trying to drum up listeners so they can get more money from advertising. If that is what they're doing, they're probably doing a real good job at it.
If they're being serious, then... well... yeah.
[QUOTE=SeanL;28519976]My dad was telling me about how he seen this as well. Those people are going to have a grand time washing they're cars on May 22nd.[/QUOTE]
It was their [b][i]official[/i][/b] van. As in like it was a [b][i]professional[/i][/b] paint job. They would have to scrape the paint off.
And Then Jesus will come down from the heavens and say"Jesus is coming, get down on your knees and open wide"
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[QUOTE=Mr_Razzums;28520013]It was their [b][i]official[/i][/b] van. As in like it was a [b][i]professional[/i][/b] paint job. They would have to scrape the paint off.[/QUOTE]
They'll just slap a 2012 on there instead of 2011 and act like nothing happened. I second trolling them on the 22nd
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Hasta La Vista, Baby
Its funny how we can be the most intelligent species on the planet but at the same time, be the most stupid.
Let me list the number of times I've been told the world would end in my short lifetime (at least, the ones I remember), 1995 (apparently Nostradamus, I haven't looked this one up), 2000 (Y2K), 2006 (06/06/06) and now soon to come will be 2011 and 2012, then I've been told an asteroid will hit earth in 2015. In the span of 20 years, that's 6 times the world is supposed to end, I'll be in my mid 20-s for the last one listed there, assuming I'm not killed by then. I have no more reason to believe this doomsday than any of the others.
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