So, me and my friends made a giant slip 'n slide today. We made a wooden ramp starting from the top of one of my friends' house all the way down to their pool, 20 meters lower. we wanted to cover it with a plastic cover and have a constant flow of water running off of it, but at that moment my friends dad walked by. He suggested we let him provide us with a better solution. We reluctantly agreed and went inside to play some Halo Reach as he apparantly desired to work alone.
We did not know what we were in for when we went back out a few hours later. An entire team was putting the final touches to what was by far the most advanced slip 'n slide ever behold by human eyes. My friend's dad was an engineer who had been working with superconductors for quite some time, he made us a zero resistance slip 'n slide with custom, magnetic jackets.
I was the first one to try it out. What he didn't mention was that, apparantly, he also added computer controlled electromagets that were programmed to get the users to reach an incredible velocity. I accelerated enough to be slung into orbit around the earth. I must have been at an altitude of about 300 kilometers, because one orbit took me around 45 minutes. After the sixth orbit (I have a large loung capacity) I was hit by a very intense solar wind.
I felt more energetic than ever before and felt confident I no longer needed to breath. I was right, apparantly I also gained the ability to fly. I went to fly back to the surface of the earth, only to spot a gigantic asteroid appearing from behind the sun with my highly improved eyesight. I used my newly gained mathemathic genius to calculate its course and found out it was going to strike the earth in less than 3 months!
I flew right at it and landed on its surface. (now it may sound like i got there instantly, but in fact it took me almost an hour) The gravational force was only 0.087 N/kg and the heat was a scorching 70.000K! (it was exceptionally close to the sun) I practiced some breathing excercises, which were purely ritual as the was no atmoshere to speak of, and kamehameha'd the bastard to smithereens. I headed back to earth and almost overshot my entry into the earth's atmosphere when i got hit by a small piece of space derbis.
I am now back at home and have sacretly vowed to myself to protect the earth and it's populace at all cost, as a silent guardian. I wish to remain completely anonymous and won't even create an alterego to communicate with the public or authorities. I just wanted to let you know, there's somewhere out there, looking over you. I may not be able to negate everything bad that's happining or going to happen, but I'm applying myself fully to attempting anyway.
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Needs more pictures. I never rode a slip 'n slide before :(
Sounds like one mighty adventure man.
you actually wasted time in your life writing all that out
for what man
FOR WHAT
[QUOTE=ZpankR;30926011]Needs more pictures. I never rode a slip 'n slide before :([/QUOTE]
Unfortunately, I have not obtained any pictures yet, as we hadn't taken any before I tried it out.
[QUOTE=Bobie;30926072]you actually wasted time in your life writing all that out
for what man
FOR WHAT[/QUOTE]
because slip-n-slide
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