My stomach growls/farts and makes weird noises in school and at home. - General

It really sucks cause most of the girls/guys think I'm farting and that I'm weird. My stomach sorta clogs up (hard to explain) and hurts a little then starts letting gas out. I think. Any idea on what it is or any similar problems? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Facepunch is not a doctor, get proper advice" - verynicelady))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=OBI THE INCRED;19994971]It really sucks cause most of the girls/guys think I'm farting and that I'm weird. My stomach sorta clogs up (hard to explain) and hurts a little then starts letting gas out. I think. Any idea on what it is or any similar problems?[/QUOTE] What is your diet like?

Go to the toilet, shit it away.

I had a girl like that in class last year.. Needless to say, it was hilarious.

[QUOTE=shakey42;19994999]What is your diet like?[/QUOTE] Not so good, I rarely eat healthy and mainly eat junk food and fast food + no exercise and very low stamina/breath control. [QUOTE=Ferosso;19995011]Go to the toilet, shit it away.[/QUOTE] I just had a big one a few minutes before posting this and it feels quite better, I'm not sure why.

My body always wants to fart at the most embarrassing times.

[QUOTE=OBI THE INCRED;19995027]I just had a big one a few minutes before posting this and it feels quite better, I'm not sure why.[/QUOTE] You needed a crap. [QUOTE=OBI THE INCRED;19995027]Not so good, I rarely eat healthy, junk food and fast food + no exercise and very low stamina/breath control.[/QUOTE] Oh dear.

Either eat more or eat better. I get it at about 11am when I skip breakfast.

if youre not trollin, then youre a fat kid who needs to start living more healthy despite what your fat mom tries to feed you. (not flaming, thats just usually the case) [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - verynicelady))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=CoolCorky;19995055] Oh dear.[/QUOTE] Any suggestions, I cant join my local gym because I'm 16.

This used to happen to me but it stopped when i stopped drinking petrol

Eat better. Problem solved.

Eat breakfast everyday and this should stop. Also, NO soda in the morning.

Regulate your diet and exercise. Also, how's the avatar working out man all set up and everything? That's cool.

[QUOTE=Nikarial;19995060]if youre not trollin, then youre a fat kid who needs to start living more healthy despite what your fat mom tries to feed you. (not flaming, thats just usually the case)[/QUOTE] I'm not fat and no my mom is not fat, infact she worked 8 years as PI. So really don't assume shit. [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/29x6gy9.jpg[/IMG] I'll try see if I can go to the gym, here where I live you gotta be 17 or over, suxxxx! As for eating healthy, thats easier said then done.

Might be your nerves.

[QUOTE=3v3ryb0dy;19995145]Might be your nerves.[/QUOTE] Huh?

[QUOTE=OBI THE INCRED;19995150]Huh?[/QUOTE] Yeah, anxiety and stress can have this affect.

[QUOTE=Droogie;19995163]Yeah, anxiety and stress can have this affect.[/QUOTE] Damn, I've been pretty stressed these past months. Fuck. How can I eliminate stress?

Since you dont eat anything healthy your stomache is probably having a hard time procesing all the junk. Just stop eating junk food for a while and start eating healthy stuff.

[QUOTE=OBI THE INCRED;19995101]I'm not fat and no my mom is not fat, infact she worked 8 years as PI. So really don't assume shit. [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/29x6gy9.jpg[/IMG] I'll try see if I can go to the gym, here where I live you gotta be 17 or over, suxxxx! As for eating healthy, thats easier said then done.[/QUOTE] Easier said than done, but as said earlier, make sure you eat breakfast as soon as you wake up, and don't eat for 5 hours before you go to bed. Will stop your metabolism slowing so much, as it eventually will, unless you are extremely lucky.

[QUOTE=OBI THE INCRED;19995101]I'm not fat and no my mom is not fat, infact she worked 8 years as PI. So really don't assume shit. [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/29x6gy9.jpg[/IMG] I'll try see if I can go to the gym, here where I live you gotta be 17 or over, suxxxx! As for eating healthy, thats easier said then done.[/QUOTE] The Starbucks behind you isn't good for you either.

You don't need to be 17 to jog.

[QUOTE=Cuel;19995371]You don't need to be 17 to jog.[/QUOTE] You need to be alive. [url]http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&source=hp&q=alexandros+grigoropoulos&btnG=Google+Search&meta=&aq=0&oq=alexandros+gr&fp=b16556a63725c560[/url]

Heres an idea. Why don't you eat breakfast, replace your crisps/chips with bannanas/apples for a while and drink some orange juice. Healthy body = Healthy mind. Next lesson do your homework, it kills stress. If you ares till stressed let your anger out into a video game :).

Do some fucking exercise, you're a fucking slob. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - verynicelady))[/highlight]

It seems like we've been had. [img]http://meta.anarchopedia.org/images/7/7c/Alexandros_Grigoropoulos.jpg[/img] Posted because a lot of people aren't going to click that link.

[QUOTE=Droogie;19995781]It seems like we've been had. [img]http://meta.anarchopedia.org/images/7/7c/Alexandros_Grigoropoulos.jpg[/img] Posted because a lot of people aren't going to click that link.[/QUOTE] No, Facepunch is obviously haunted by the undead. :iiam:

We've been trolled.

My stomach rumbled really loudly in the middle of a minute's silence once. Everyone in the class heard it and thought I farted. Bad memories :(