• Adolf Hitler had a deformed micro-penis
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[t]http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/02701/03_21023024_ec537a_2701517a.jpg[/t] [QUOTE]Historians have revealed Hitler suffered from an embarrassing condition that may be able to explain both his rage and lack of sex life during his 56 years. According to the Daily Star, medical records following the Nazi Party leader’s arrest in 1923 suggest he suffered “right-side cryptorchidism”, which is the medical name for an undescended testicle. However, more detailed records hint the warmonger’s genitalia may have been more deformed than first thought. New records show the fascist leader also had a related condition called Hypospadias — which can leave the sufferer with a “micro-penis”. Hitler was well known to have a fear of people seeing him naked, and never became a father — though he pushed Germans towards introducing more Aryan children into the world. Personal doctor Theodor Morell prescribed Hitler amphetamines, hormones and cocaine on occasion, to hike the leader’s sex drive for romps with partner Eva Braun as his libido was lacking.[/QUOTE] [URL="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/6945686/Nazi-Adolf-Hitler-had-micro-penis.html"]SOURCE[/URL]
[QUOTE]According to the Daily Star[/QUOTE] hmmm
So that's why he killed the Jews ?are they really trying to call this the cause of his rage?
The Sun is never to be taken seriously also ...well..good to know? i guess? Explains the middle east mind you
[QUOTE=J!NX;49787039]So that's why he killed the Jews ?are they really trying to call this the cause of his rage?[/QUOTE] a small dick makes a man do insane things
[QUOTE=J!NX;49787039]So that's why he killed the Jews ?are they really trying to call this the cause of his rage?[/QUOTE] Maybe at the time there was a stereotype around that Jews had big hogs and he was jelly or something.
The statement is from this book: [url]http://www.amazon.com/Hitlers-Last-Day-Minute/dp/1780722338[/url] [QUOTE]Jonathan Mayo joined the BBC in 1987, first working in radio and then television, where he won awards for his documentaries. He is the author of The Assassination of JFK: Minute by Minute and D-Day: Minute by Minute. He lives in Surrey with his wife and son. Emma Craigie is a writer and teacher. She is the author of Chocolate Cake with Hitler and Who Was - King Henry VIII. She lives in Somerset with her husband and four children.[/QUOTE]
I really don't know that I believe this. It's The Sun, and people have been trying to push the narrative that Hitler had a tiny penis or one ball or [I]whatever[/I] since the war itself. Feels like a semi-modern 'Napoleon was basically a midget!' propaganda thing. And also I don't care. Dick size does not a mass murderer make. Why are people [I]so[/I] obsessed with how big people's dicks are? Why does everyone turn in to a huge bully whenever dick size comes up? Is everyone trying to feel better about their own average sized penis, or?
to me it feels like a response to that right wing parties are starting rise again in europe so they go with " all nazis worship a micro penis madman".
The Sun using the Daily Star as a source, magical.
There's a reason that this source is banned TBQH
I'm actually quite sure he had a son. Wasn't there something about that a few months ago?
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;49787097]I really don't know that I believe this. It's The Sun, and people have been trying to push the narrative that Hitler had a tiny penis or one ball or [I]whatever[/I] since the war itself. Feels like a semi-modern 'Napoleon was basically a midget!' propaganda thing. And also I don't care. Dick size does not a mass murderer make. Why are people [I]so[/I] obsessed with how big people's dicks are? Why does everyone turn in to a huge bully whenever dick size comes up? Is everyone trying to feel better about their own average sized penis, or?[/QUOTE] Maybe the Sun is still pissed at the ass kicking the UK got during WWII
[QUOTE=proch;49787168]Maybe the Sun is still pissed at the ass kicking the UK got during WWII[/QUOTE] Well, I mean, if it weren't for your pilots, we'd probably have been in an even trickier spot. [sp]Hey, I thought I'd turn the other cheek.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;49787097]And also I don't care. Dick size does not a mass murderer make. Why are people [I]so[/I] obsessed with how big people's dicks are? Why does everyone turn in to a huge bully whenever dick size comes up? Is everyone trying to feel better about their own average sized penis, or?[/QUOTE] There's nothing wrong with a deformed micro-penis unless it's on hitler
my dick is so small! i'll kill everybody in the world!
So if I lose my dick in an accident I'll be worse than hitler? amazing.
Ah so that's another thing Hitler and I have in common
Given the thread poster's title, I'm going to say this was posted by an expert.
Chris-chan and Adolf Hitler has one thing in common huh :smug:
So having a micropenis makes you confident enough to lead a political party that would eventually lead to you becoming the Chancellor of a big country, and then make it's population fanatically adore you? Well shit
the fact that people deride someone for an unavoidable and horribly embarrassing medical condition is kind of fucked
men with small penises are angry (hitler) women with small boobs are angry (feminsim) coincidence?? I THINK NOT.
[QUOTE=RichyZ;49787347]eh the dude killed 7 million people[/QUOTE] and that's what you should hold against him, not that he had a medical condition.
[QUOTE=RichyZ;49787347]eh the dude killed 7 million people[/QUOTE] It's fine to make fun of an evil dude for having a tiny cock, but to assume that his tiny cock was the reason for being an evil dude is pretty harsh on dudes with tiny cocks my cock is huge btw
[QUOTE=voltlight;49787155]I'm actually quite sure he had a son. Wasn't there something about that a few months ago?[/QUOTE] Yep, he accidentally impregnated a french prostitute during WWI. Maybe he suffered an injury later on that made having sex more difficult for him?
If only they used adjusted penis size he wouldn't have been so angry. ((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Well he was definitely compensating for something.
I wonder how long people are going to talk about Hitler, referring to him in memes and so on. He's more alive than most live people, Jesus Christ! [editline]22nd February 2016[/editline] Although he is a pretty "big" historical figure and a leader
Couldn't help but think of this: [video=youtube;OCG3YE8uhes]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCG3YE8uhes[/video] But man, Hitler really got the short end of the stick
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