So this is me:
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I was at my boyfriend's house today, waiting for him to gather his wallet and whatnot so he could drive me back to my house. I saw his little border collie/chow mix wandering the hallways so I called her over to the bed so I could pet her while I waited for Eddy who was looking for his keys. Once he found them, Eddy hopped on the bed with me and we lay there for a minute, playing with his dog.
Suddenly, we hear the dog's name being called by my boyfriend's little sister. Ebony (the dog) looked up and tried to bolt, and my legs would have probably been the victim of her pretty huge nails, but Eddy grabbed her to prevent that from happening. But when she was called a second time, she escaped Eddy's grasp and bolted.
Straight over my face.
I lay on the bed in a good amount of surprise and pain and I felt my face stinging with the impact. Eddy told me I had a few little "marks", but that was a pretty huge understatement. The dog didn't collide directly with my eyeball, but the area around my eye.
This is now my face:
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Pardon my appearance otherwise. It's 11:45 at night and I had already taken my makeup off.
Now, everytime I blink, my face stings pretty badly. I'll probably be a bit more careful around my boyfriend's dog.
[b]TL;DR: My face got in the way of my boyfriend's dog and I got fucked up.[/b]
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holy fuck
how much blood was there?
When I read the title, I thought you took a tommy gun and blasted away a bunch of people.
I am disappoint.
tiny scratches, won't even leave a scar.
You look like that girl from How I met Your Mother
That really sucks. I am always weary of dogs in case they do this. Good thing it didn't cause and serious damage.
Scars are great. Now you could make up stories about you got them.
Fighting 18 rabid grizzly bears with a fire axe.
Doesn't look that bad. You'll be alright.
I was thinking you started doing coke.
[QUOTE=Urog;19394438]holy fuck
how much blood was there?[/QUOTE]
Not much. Few drops but it clotted easily.
[QUOTE=Doug52392;19394452]When I read the title, I thought you took a tommy gun and blasted away a bunch of people.
I am disappoint.[/QUOTE]
I am sorry. :(
[QUOTE=gReplay;19394453]tiny scratches, won't even leave a scar.[/QUOTE]
I scar extremely easily. I expect those marks to be there for a good month or two.
[QUOTE=Confused111;19394455]You look like that girl from How I met Your Mother[/QUOTE]
Good thing?
It looks like most of those "scratches" didn't even break past the first layer of skin.
This is nothing more than some attention whore trying to blow a little thing that happened to her out of proportion to gain pity.
You look no different without make-up
Eh I agree with Eddy, just a few marks.
Doesn't look THAT bad.
Give it a week and you'll look good as new.
ITT the OP is an over dramatic hormone driven teenage girl.
That sucks.
Youuuuuuu'rrrrrrreeeeere prrrreeeeeettttttttyyyyyy.
Why are you people being assholes?
[QUOTE=Overworld;19394531]It looks like most of those "scratches" didn't even break past the first layer of skin.
This is nothing more than some attention whore trying to blow a little thing that happened to her out of proportion to gain pity.[/QUOTE]
LOL Pity? No. Just sharing something that happened to me today. Get over yourself. :downs:
I still think your cute
[QUOTE=Pascall;19394561]LOL Pity? No. Just sharing something that happened to me today. Get over yourself. :downs:[/QUOTE]
General Discussion isn't your personal blog.
Take it somewhere else.
[QUOTE=Pascall;19394561]LOL Pity? No. Just sharing something that happened to me today. Get over yourself. :downs:[/QUOTE]
sorry since when did facepunch become twitter
I don't know what you're going to do, those look pretty fatal to me.
brb, posting a thread about every cut, burn, and other generic mark I have on my body
stereotypically whining about tiny things
[QUOTE=ketchup;19394547]ITT the OP is an over dramatic hormone driven teenage girl.[/QUOTE]
I probably would've been overdramatic if I had started crying. But..I didn't.
Hormones got nothing to do with it, sir.
get out
stop being an attention whore
In the second picture there's a mark on your eyelid but in the third it's gone. What the f.
[QUOTE=Overworld;19394577]General Discussion isn't your personal blog.
Take it somewhere else.[/QUOTE]
I've seen dumber shit here.
Mostly about gay experiences.
[QUOTE=Hoboiam;19394615]In the second picture there's a mark on your eyelid but in the third it's gone. What the f.[/QUOTE]
My eye is opened a bit wider so it kind of disappears.
someone has self esteem issues
[QUOTE=Pascall;19394529]
Good thing?[/QUOTE]
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You decide.
Cool story sis? Why should we care that you got a scar?
Ouch, I bet it hurt. But I agree with other posters, in time it will heal and all you'll have is memories of hatred for that dog
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