That's enough internet for today: Man's face eaten off by naked man

[Zambies!]

[quote]One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp, police said.

The bloodshed began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building. Witnesses said a woman saw the two men fighting and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

Miami police were on the scene, which was just south of The Miami Herald building on Biscayne Boulevard. The naked man who was killed lay face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage. Police requested The Herald’s video surveillance tapes.

The other man was transported to the hospital with critical injuries, according to police. Their identities were not released.

The incident, which came as crowds descended upon South Beach for the annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival, snarled traffic on the causeway for several hours.

In a text message, Javier Ortiz, spokesman for Miami police’s Fraternal Order of Police, said the officer who fired the fatal shots was “a hero.”

“Based on the information provided, our Miami police officer is a hero and saved a life,’’ he said.

Sergeant Altarr Williams, supervisor of Miami police’s Homicide Unit, said a man doesn’t have to be armed to be dangerous.

“There are other ways to injure people,’’ Williams said. “Some people know martial arts, others are very strong and can kill you with their hands.’’[/quote]
[url]http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html[/url]

[GetBent]

Break out the zombie survival kits.

[parket]

“There are other ways to injure people,’’ Williams said. “Some people know martial arts, others are very strong and can kill you with their hands.’’

and some eat ur face

[Lick]

$5 says he took too much pcp
nakedness + canibalism? classic

[DICKFLIPMC60]

zombie senses not tingling BUT FUCKING EXPLODING

[elfbarf]

-snip-

[Jimpyy]

They warned me about urban festival...

[Fahrenheit]

snip

[salty peanut]

[img]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/023/3/3/killingfloor_clot_by_atagene-d37w06q.png[/img]

prepare your dosh gentlemen

[Madman_Andre]

Yep, that's enough Internet today for me too.

Going to go to bed now.

[urbanmonkey]

PCP is some scary shit, man

[Hidole555]

OP's username is oddly fitting. (minus the slight spelling difference)

[Fatman55]

[QUOTE=usaokay;36094660]Killing Floor: American Edition[/QUOTE]
Dollars, grab them while you can.

[BananaFoam]

Whew, glad I bought the zombie survival guide while I still had the chance.

I'm putting up the barricades now.

[der_crow]

[QUOTE=Lick;36093996]$5 says he took too much pcp
nakedness + canibalism? classic[/QUOTE]

sounds like the only logical reason why he TOOK A BULLET and didnt even care. ive seen some guys messed up on PCP outside my work and they dude just kept fighting even after having his arm broken twice

[neosloth]

Right after I finished the article I heard screaming outside
Barricading

[cecilbdemodded]

Gnawing off some guy's face? That's a bit cheeky of him.

[BrickInTheHead]

florida.

[Curls]

I already read the zombie survival guide 50 times as a kid, my copies covered in too much blood though...

Zombie blood that is.

[MedicmanV500]

[QUOTE=Lick;36093996]$5 says he took too much pcp
nakedness + canibalism? classic[/QUOTE]

It has happened before.

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Lurch[/url]

Antron Singleton (born September 15, 1976), better known by his stage name Big Lurch, is an American rapper. He is serving a life sentence for murdering 21-year-old female roommate Tynisha Ysais and eating parts of her body while under the influence of PCP in April 2002.[1][2]

The victim was found in her apartment by a friend. Her chest had been torn open and a three-inch blade was found broken off in her shoulder blade. Tooth marks were found on her face and on her lungs, which had been torn from her chest. An eyewitness reported that, when Singleton was picked up by police, he was naked, covered in blood, standing in the middle of the street and screaming at the sky. A medical examination performed shortly after his capture found human flesh in his stomach that was not his own.[1]

[raineko]

What did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.

[-Rusty-]

There needs to be a scary/weird/creepy/disturbing rating.

[person12]

PCP is fucking fascinating.

How does a simple chemical substance make a person get naked, scream, withstand pain and injury, and eat people?

[DireAvenger]

[QUOTE=person11;36095449]PCP is fucking fascinating.

How does a simple chemical substance make a person get naked, scream, withstand pain and injury, and eat people?[/QUOTE]

Because the brain is overly complex and it's too easy to fuck with it in horribly damaging ways.

[ewitwins]

PCP isn't [b]a[/b] drug.

It's [b]the[/b] drug.

[Rex McCoolguy]

How do they know the victim even had a face before all of this began? How do they know the victim was even born with a face? How do they know the victim didn't travel back in time to before he was born in order to eat the face of himself who also traveled back in time to eat his own face so he could be born without a face?

[SquidsEye]

Did they shoot the victim too? God help us all if they didn't.

[Lowland]

Threads like these make me believe there will never be a zombie outbreak, simply because people are too genre-savvy.

[OnDemand]

[QUOTE=Rex McCoolguy;36095787]How do they know the victim even had a face before all of this began? How do they know the victim was even born with a face? How do they know the victim didn't travel back in time to before he was born in order to eat the face of himself who also traveled back in time to eat his own face so he could be born without a face?[/QUOTE]
Because this happened in Miami not in Chernobyl.

[person12]

[QUOTE=DireAvenger;36095489]Because the brain is overly complex and it's too easy to fuck with it in horribly damaging ways.[/QUOTE]

I know that but it just seems amazing that there is a chemical that specifically changes the brain to want to go and eat some human with no clothes on while screaming. It is very consistent.