Garry's Mod, Now With Kinect™ - General

[video=youtube;f0JOq98lJN8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0JOq98lJN8[/video] Edit: First flagged video, yay! :v: [img]http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/8500/flagged.png[/img] Currently appealing the claim. I swear, people can't take a joke anymore these days. Edit 2: It's back :v:

And so begins a new era for sex posing.

I had my speakers turned up to max D:

The moment I saw the NSFW tag I knew this would be something like this. God damn.

yes. yes. MOTHER HUMPER. yes. glorious

and then someone catches you doing this.

that Kamikaze scream really got me

If i have to watch porn on the source engine, my preference is the SFM type of porn.

So I'm imagining the OP standing in the middle of room, doing the humps in the air, and then his mother / wife / relative comes in, stares at him silently, and when he's done, he turns around and sees them. "It's uh, for a video.. yeah!"

next up: multiplayer sexposing

How about this. Same shit, guy tries out Kinect. A camera films all these. He's doing alyx as usual, and his mother comes inside the room, he turns around. -What are you doing? -Nothing! Absolutely nothing. meanwhile he kicks the alyx ragdoll to behind. get it?

The start was perfect. We have [B]all[/B] been waiting so long for this. And you see him prepare his body for finally getting his chance :v:

aw man you disabled the picture-on-picture camera, you're no fun

It was only a matter of time.

Looks like GTA IV animations. [editline]9th December 2012[/editline] Also, Would it be possible to attach the camera to the ragdoll's head, place a turret in its hand and then play it like an fps?

[QUOTE=Bragdras;38758427]So I'm imagining the OP standing in the middle of room, doing the humps in the air, and then his mother / wife / relative comes in, stares at him silently, and when he's done, he turns around and sees them. "It's uh, for a video.. yeah!"[/QUOTE] "Warming up for you" [editline]9th December 2012[/editline] "you can be alyx" [QUOTE=Tomthetechy;38765277]Looks like GTA IV animations. [editline]9th December 2012[/editline] Also, Would it be possible to attach the camera to the ragdoll's head, place a turret in its hand and then play it like an fps?[/QUOTE] cam weight 0 - disable gravity - weld to head

[QUOTE=Tomthetechy;38765277]Looks like GTA IV animations. [editline]9th December 2012[/editline] Also, Would it be possible to attach the camera to the ragdoll's head, place a turret in its hand and then play it like an fps?[/QUOTE] yeah but you still need a way to move the ragdoll around

the prophecy has been fulfilled

[QUOTE=latin_geek;38765364]yeah but you still need a way to move the ragdoll around[/QUOTE] Pssst. That's what the kinect is for.

JESUS FUCK my speakers were on high.

[QUOTE=ISPYUDIE;38765689]Pssst. That's what the kinect is for.[/QUOTE] [I][B]around[/B][/I] unless you're playing as a turret you still need some sort of device that moves your ragdoll around the map

[QUOTE=latin_geek;38765822][I][B]around[/B][/I] unless you're playing as a turret you still need some sort of device that moves your ragdoll around the map[/QUOTE] what about a bloody big room gmod on kinect ..must have internet connection ..minimum specs ..and a fucking air hanger to play lol

Eternek mad

[QUOTE=latin_geek;38765186]aw man you disabled the picture-on-picture camera, you're no fun[/QUOTE] Guess I'm not the only one who wanted to see him awkwardly humping the air?

Checkmate JBMod.

Good thing I got this working yesterday I can't wait to spawn in a random sanbox game and just sit by spawn humping the air and screaming at people KINECT, YEARS IN DEVELOPMENT TO BRING YOU THE PEAK OF MOTION GAMING

This is a accurate representation of what I do to his friends sister.

[QUOTE=trainplane3;38779816]This is a accurate representation of what I do to his friends sister.[/QUOTE] Oh, you. :quagmire:

now do it with nude models

Does the kinect detect penises?