Australia will be banning all windows above 1 story after fatal accident
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[quote] Australian officials have announced that after a fatal accident in which a 35 year old man fell from a third story window to his death, windows above one story will be banned. Julia Gillard has stated that she fully supports the bill, even going so far as to say that something should've been done sooner. The bill is currently being written, and will be revised before it will be put up for consideration. It is unknown how long this will take.
Opponents of the bill say that it is hyperbolic, and that is very unreasonable, as renovations around the country will hundreds of millions of Australian dollars if the bill should pass. However, supporters of the bill say that even a single life saved will make the cost worth it. We could not reach anyone for comment at this time.
-Jordan Devor, Associated Press[/quote]
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This is turning into a really bad joke, this better not pass
The Onion
Why must Australia be the stupidest nation of fucktards on the planet?
source or bullshit.
[QUOTE=Fata;26839805]Why must Australia be the stupidest nation of fucktards on the planet?[/QUOTE]You believed a thread that has no source, really?
[QUOTE=Chee-toes;26839826]You believed a thread that has no source, really?[/QUOTE]
Well, i'm just saying, Australia bans damn near everything.
I fucking love boxes :v:
[QUOTE=Fata;26839805]Why must Australia be the stupidest nation of fucktards on the planet?[/QUOTE]
enjoy your boxes you fucking idiot.
[QUOTE=Fata;26839834]Well, i'm just saying, Australia bans damn near everything.[/QUOTE]
That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
[QUOTE=Fata;26839805]Why must Australia be the stupidest nation of fucktards on the planet?[/QUOTE]
Do you actually think this is real?
[QUOTE=Fata;26839834]Well, i'm just saying, Australia bans damn near everything.[/QUOTE]
For good reason, you're just to immature and stupid to understand why.
LUL THEY BANNED SOMETHING THEY STUPID LULZ ROFLCOPTER OVER 9000!!!111
It's absolute BS. Google that shit.
[QUOTE=Fata;26839805]Why must Australia be the stupidest nation of fucktards on the planet?[/QUOTE]
FORT TIME!
damn
[QUOTE=Fata;26839805]Why must Australia be the stupidest nation of fucktards on the planet?[/QUOTE]
They are upside-down, it must affect their brains. :v:
For a second I believed the thread title, then smirked and shook my head in the fakeassness of it.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26839835]enjoy your boxes you fucking idiot.[/QUOTE]
Don't you swear,
you fucking poopsicle!
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26839856]For good reason, you're just to immature and stupid to understand why.
LUL THEY BANNED SOMETHING THEY STUPID LULZ ROFLCOPTER OVER 9000!!!111[/QUOTE]
He makes a simple mistake and you start flinging insults? Christ, stop raging.
[QUOTE=cat man;26839910]He makes a simple mistake and you start flinging insults? Christ, stop raging.[/QUOTE]
He made a stupid comment that enraged me greatly, I apologize, it's the only way they learn.
Source or BS
mods should close this thread, without the source it's just causing endless flame war's
A kangaroo emailed it to me, along with a printable coupon for a 6 pack of Fosters
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Good trolling OP good trolling.
I live in Australia, sure we ban a lot of shit, but this is definitley fake. I have a smirk on my face due to some of the idiots here who believe it. I just .... I'm not going into detail, if you believe this ... nuff said.
I read the title, thinking this was too dumb to be true, I was correct. I read the thread, some people are just too dumb to be true.
Jordan Devor is a real person. He's in this thread somewhere, reading this. See if you can figure out who it is.
Why are they banning everything?
Oh god if this was true...HAAAAA.
Oh lord what would they do for the cities? or did they build pistons for when this day came so they could lower them into the ground?
I prefer news with a source.
ITI: Illiterate people.
[QUOTE=Swilly;26840051]Why are they banning everything?[/QUOTE]
There's nothing else to do here.
This thread has lured out the stupid little kids, I congratulate OP for doing this.
You had me worried for a second- Oh, look, no sauce.
It's sad that this is semi-believable, I wouldn't put it beyond Australian politicians to instantly ban something because of one moron who got hurt.
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