A kid on Facebook started trying to talk shit to me... So i sent him 5 cases of USPS boxes. - General

Long story short, I joking around on my friend (shes a chick)'s photo, and commenting, and some guy decided to be an alpha faggot. Well, being the sarcastic troll i am, i successfully have him angry enough to where he wants to meet me at his house to brawl like the racist hillbilly he is. His mistake, in short, was giving me his address in a comment "Come meet me at my house XXXXXX". Now, I am a poor junior in high school and there is no way im going to drive 25 minutes and waste my gas to go fight some redneck hick over his testosterone enraged phallus at having a small penis, So i decided to get creative. Last year, i ordered some USPS free rate boxes to my house just to see how many i would get, and didn't read the order closely. Instead of ordering 25 boxes, i ordered 25X20 boxes. In short, it was 5 complete cases on my doorstep, weighing around 100 pounds with all the packaging. Now, when he decided to give me his address, a thought clicked upon my head. Just got the shipping notice in my disposable email address. :) TLDR; Redneck alpha trying to be tough even though hes 2 years younger than me, trying to meet up at his house and fight me. I send him 500 usps boxes. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Get a BLOG" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

I care

[QUOTE=Self Mutilating;32917183]I care[/QUOTE] Because you do

aha yeah man! facebook stories! good job bro!! you trololololo'd him good!!~~

He's probably going to punch you in the face.

[QUOTE=General J;32917189]aha yeah man! facebook stories! good job bro!! you trololololo'd him good!!~~[/QUOTE] TY m@n i juSt g0t off moTHRless b3Tin it 2 sum porn s0 tis basclly makin my nite

Not sure if I read it correctly, but you sent a raging facebook fag 100 pounds of shipping boxes?

i hope he kicks your ass

[QUOTE=Crpto2007;32917242]i hope he kicks your ass[/QUOTE] That's rude and uncalled for.

You should of sent him elephant shit. [url]http://www.poopsenders.com/[/url]

[QUOTE=Crpto2007;32917242]i hope he kicks your ass[/QUOTE] I think i can take a 120 pound hillbilly. If i cant im going to order elephant shit and eat it. [editline]23rd October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=oakman26;32917265][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/878061[/url][/QUOTE] I got too many boxes that day.. Figuratively and literally;)

[QUOTE=Septimas;32917271]I think i can take a 120 pound hillbilly. If i cant im going to order elephant shit and eat it. [editline]23rd October 2011[/editline] I got too many boxes that day.. Figuratively and illiterally;)[/QUOTE] and you type like you're a girl

Send him a mormon.

[QUOTE=titopei;32917305]Send him a mormon.[/QUOTE] Dammit, I was going to say that.

He's gonna be like "oh man he sent me 500 boxes I'm so scared" AKA congratulations you just wasted your time, his time and USPS' time and money.

nice 1 br0 u sure show'd him ;)

that's not nice the USPS works very hard to provide a service for the nation you shouldn't abuse it. and say no to drugs!

You gave him boxes so he can practice his imagination. He came out on top of this shenanigan.

[QUOTE=Protocol7;32917331]He's gonna be like "oh man he sent me 500 boxes I'm so scared" AKA congratulations you just wasted your time, his time and USPS' time and money.[/QUOTE] Wasn't the whole point to waste his time? Along with that, I don't think he wasted too much time clicking a few buttons and most likely he doesn't care about USPS either if he ordered 500 boxes for himself.

[QUOTE=thisispain;32917351]that's not nice the USPS works very hard to provide a service for the nation you shouldn't abuse it. and say no to drugs![/QUOTE] Oh this countries going to shit, we have bigger problems to worry about than the USPS.

[QUOTE=Septimas;32917364]Oh this countries going to shit, we have bigger problems to worry about than the USPS.[/QUOTE] Oh holy shit.