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Moscow - A decapitated head belonging to the director of a former military airport in Russia was found in a plastic bag near the capital, a report said on Saturday.
The head was identified as belonging to Anton Kulikov, former director of Chkalovski military airport in the Moscow region that is also a major transport base, the Ria Novosti news agency said.
Authorities opened an investigation following the gruesome discovery by a walker and were searching for the remaining body parts, the report said.
Investigators said Kulikov was likely involved in a business dispute.
In 2009 the director was charged with corruption, according to media. - Sapa-AFP[/quote][URL="http://www.iol.co.za/news/world/decapitated-head-found-in-bag-1.1065661"]iol news[/URL]
Such is life in Moscow.
In Post-Soviet Russia, Mafia Arrest YOU.
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And quarters you.
And doesn't even bother to hide the pieces. Because that's how they roll.
Don't get ahead of yourself.
Har har har
He sure lost his head there
We need to head off this thread before we get up to our neck in puns.
I don't like where this is heading.
Such is life in Moscow.
Such is life in Moscow.
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that's not a good way to get ahead in life
use your head and come up with some better puns, jeez.
They should have mounted it on a military robot.
The best puns are always ahead of the curve, way too far down now.
I guess he'll never the head of a...oh wait
[quote]former director of Chkalovski military airport[/quote]
I walk home from glorious Lada building plant given to us by efforts of great soviet leaders. I pull out bottle of vodka to warm up little bit in cold russian winter night on way home, until I find head of despicable corrupt airport director.
I show bag with head to policeman, he accuse me of being homicidal drunk assassin. I tell him to go fuck himself, leave head of director in table and go home to beat wife and kids for having bottle of vodka taken.
Such is life in Moscow...
[QUOTE=dass;29681090]I walk home from glorious Lada building plant given to us by efforts of great soviet leaders. I pull out bottle of vodka to warm up little bit in cold russian winter night on way home, until I find head of despicable corrupt airport director.
I show bag with head to policeman, he accuse me of being homicidal drunk assassin. I tell him to go fuck himself, leave head of director in table and go home to beat wife and kids for having bottle of vodka taken.
Such is life in Moscow...[/QUOTE]
Russians use vodka to warm up during any season.
This thread would be way different if there was a cat's head found instead
head
[QUOTE=The mouse;29676585]I guess he'll never the head of a...oh wait[/QUOTE]
Still, the mafia? It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Oh god pun overload, and half of them are terrible
I like how this thread is headed :q:
Who just randomly dumps a head. The best thing is to skin it, take out everything, clean it, and put it on your mantelpiece. That way you can just say it's a super realistic ornament.
Hell, you can even pull an Ed Gein and use it for something useful. Cut the top of the skull off, plug all of the bottom, and use it as a wine cup!
Tune in tomorrow, where we will be using a murder victim's [b]PENIS[/b] as a hose extension!
I guess he's not very headstrong.
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Gah, FUCKIN OP YOU BEAT ME TO IT.
so many puns so many moscow jokes
daeh
[QUOTE=Miskatonic;29675878]Don't get ahead of yourself.
Har har har[/QUOTE]
That was so cleaver.
Where was the guy headed to?
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