Man tries to Pass Off A $1 Million Bill at local walmart to pay for a shitload of items
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Do you have change for a million-dollar bill?
Police say a North Carolina man insisted his million-dollar note was real when he was buying $476 worth of items at a Walmart.
Investigators told the Winston-Salem Journal that 53-year-old Michael Fuller tried to buy a vacuum cleaner, a microwave oven and other items. Store employees called police after his insistence that the bill was legit, and Fuller was arrested.
The largest bill in circulation is $100. The government stopped making bills of up to $10,000 in 1969.
Fuller was charged with attempting to obtain property by false pretense and uttering a forged instrument. He is in jail on a $17,500 bond, and it isn't clear if he has an attorney. He is scheduled to be in court Tuesday.
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They are going to need a lot of change.
Looks pretty legitimate, if you ask me. Obviously, we don't make $1,000,000 bills, but that thing looks like it could be real.
"This bill is [I]not[/I] legal tender"
It doesn't even have the Orion Constellation pattern, come on.
Haha Hayes. Why choose the most inconsequential president?
"wayofthemasterradio.com"
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Why would a ministry be selling a faux million dollar bill?
I want that as a joke, just so i can walk into a coffee shop, order a coffee, then say in a very pretentious and stereotypically rich accent "DO YOU HAVE CHANGE FOR....A MILLION MY GOOD SIR?" and then pull a monocle out of my pocket and slap a styled mustache on my lip.
Haha, I bet he came upon it because someone bought something off of him with it. I bet he's out of something valuable, and now facing jailtime/fines. :v:
[QUOTE=Singo;34018687]He is in jail on a $17,500 bond[/QUOTE]
He tried his get-out-of-jail-free card at this point.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;34018756]I want that as a joke, just so i can walk into a coffee shop, order a coffee, then say in a very pretentious and stereotypically rich accent "DO YOU HAVE CHANGE FOR....A MILLION MY GOOD SIR?" and then pull a monocle out of my pocket and slap a styled mustache on my lip.[/QUOTE]
and then everyone could laugh at :
a) how fucking gay you are
b) you getting arrested
[QUOTE=Parker;34018894]and then everyone could laugh at :
a) how fucking gay you are
b) you getting arrested[/QUOTE]
I would use it on my friends actually
without the monocle and such
[QUOTE=Parker;34018894]and then everyone could laugh at :
a) how fucking gay you are
b) you getting arrested[/QUOTE]
Homophobe.
I dont see why people are getting arrested for this, can't the employees just laugh at him and then say no?
[QUOTE=Parker;34018894]and then everyone could laugh at :
a) how fucking gay you are
b) you getting arrested[/QUOTE]
a) Doesn't seem very homosexual to me
b) I doubt he'll insist it's real and most sane people will laugh with him.
[QUOTE=Parker;34018894]and then everyone could laugh at :
a) how fucking gay you are
b) you getting arrested[/QUOTE]
Why use 'gay' when there are many more appropriate words such as 'foolish'?
You don't need to be such a homophobe.
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I bet this is what Obama is paid with.
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Haha, just watched that documentary
I'm a millionaire.
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In india.
[QUOTE=Elfy;34019344]I'm a millionaire.
[editline]2nd January 2012[/editline]
In india.[/QUOTE]
My roommate gave me a 100 trillion dollar bill from Zimbabwe.
It was worth less than a dollar at the time, though now they've just got rid of their currency completely, and use US dollars.
[QUOTE=jeimizu;34019507]My roommate gave me a 100 trillion dollar bill from Zimbabwe[/QUOTE]
I got one of them.
Bought some chocolate.
[QUOTE=Parker;34018894]and then everyone could laugh at :
a) how fucking gay you are
b) you getting arrested[/QUOTE]
You are exactly the person i want to be at the register just so i can ruin your day, it's one thing to act pretentious, but to actually be it; well you have my pity then.
[QUOTE=Parker;34018894]and then everyone could laugh at :
a) how fucking gay you are
b) you getting arrested[/QUOTE]
Yeah fuck jokes they're stupid
[QUOTE=mysteryman;34018756]I want that as a joke, just so i can walk into a coffee shop, order a coffee, then say in a very pretentious and stereotypically rich accent "DO YOU HAVE CHANGE FOR....A MILLION MY GOOD SIR?" and then pull a monocle out of my pocket and slap a styled mustache on my lip.[/QUOTE]
Then pull out a fake glass of wine and cane and go "quite," and waltz out of the shop.
[QUOTE=Omali;34020313]Then pull out a fake glass of wine and cane and go "quite," and waltz out of the shop.[/QUOTE]
epic lmao xD
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[QUOTE=Omali;34020313]Then pull out a fake glass of wine and cane and go "quite," and waltz out of the shop.[/QUOTE]
I like this guy.
[QUOTE=Shoopiwoop;34018951]Homophobe.
I dont see why people are getting arrested for this, can't the employees just laugh at him and then say no?[/QUOTE]
For many reasons. Some idiot (retail employees are not always the best and brightest of our civilization) may actually try and accept it, the relative quality of the bill implies this guy has the equipment and know how to counterfeit more ($1-$100) bills, and attempting to use fake currency to pay is always illegal.
Note that they did try and get this guy to leave, and he insisted the bill was real.
So this is what Bill Gate's toilet paper looks like
The Simpsons already did it.
Burns saved Cuba with his 1 Billion bill.
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