• The story of Chris, A tall black pussy.
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Ahh yes. Most of you during your high school years knew a student that annoyed the shit out of you, so bad that you just felt the need to rag on them every few days. First things first, my school is ghetto. We are going through construction, and have several classes combined in the computer lab, and some are even in portable "pods" (trailers). It was the first day of school, and I had advanced P.E. which consisted of 7 students playing basketball. For an hour and a half a day. For a semester. After a week being bored, I switched out to Sociology and Anthropology at the local community college, these were online classes, and count as college and high school credits, so i was quite enthused. The first day of these classes, I finished the work for both, and realized that I had no work. For a week. I continued doing work, and right now i am caught up till December 16th, A very easy class. Towards the middle of the semester, they started incorporating the "thuggish" type students into our class, students who failed easy classes, and needed "tutoring" (one student does work, all the others copy.) Naturally, I tried to associate with these students, lower in stature than me, in intelligence and age. Now, I always love a good fun time. Sometimes, that gets the worse end of the deal for me, and then a student named Chris came in. Imagine a 14-15 year old black teenager, who think's hes a real boss, with no muscle, around 5'11-6'2, some chubby to make him seem big. Now I am on the swim team, and am hoping to get to states this year, so im not a scrawny little shit, im a scrawny cut muscular little shit. He came in, and spoke. His voice, was the most annoying thing I have ever had the unpleasant experience of listening to, imagine a high pitched nasal voice, with slurred words, and trying to speak like a gangster. I knew that my semester goal was to mess with this child, as he naturally assumed dominance. For the first few weeks I bode my time, to make sure I had picked a right target, freshmen, yes. Annoying, yes. Cocky, yes. After this, i began yelling his name in a high pitched voice. Chris would turn around and look around the room, make eye contact with me while I gave him a death stare without blinking. Awkwardly he would make comments about "pussy white people". One day, we continued, and he started getting angry. Laughter ensued, until he made a comment of "kicking one of these white kids ass" I stood up, and confronted him in order to establish my dominance, and he backed down. My friend, began getting in it, since hes taking the same classes. He began asking Chris when he gets to the consensual sex age, and started following and Air fucking him from behind, without him knowing. One day, he followed Chris all the way to his class, and air fucked the entire way. Chris noticed, and turned around and yelled "WHAT THE HELL GET OFF OF ME" and I began crying from laughter. My friend got ISS. But, Chris has become angered from constant badgering, and threatens to fight me. Without jerking off for a month, my testosterone is insanely high, and I am continuing facepunch. What are some ideas to put this sad excuse for a man in his place facepunch?
you are a little bit pathetic
slap his dick with your dick
[QUOTE=Citheros;25986127]you are a little bit pathetic[/QUOTE] In a 1 hour 30 minute class with no work, you resort to different reasons of entertainment.
Everybody ha-ates Chrissss
[quote=new cidem;25986163]everybody ha-ates chrissss[/quote] zing!
Ban OP he's an idiot
You're not a very nice person... I say that meaning: "You sound like a huge asshole". Why not ignore him? Why is it important that your school is ghetto? Why is it important that he's black? I don't mean to be brining up those particulars simply because they're "controversial", I bring them up because they don't really mean anything in the context of the story.
You're not a very nice person... I say that meaning: "You sound like a huge asshole". Why not ignore him? Why is it important that your school is ghetto? Why is it important that he's black? I don't mean to be brining up those particulars simply because they're "controversial", I bring them up because they don't really mean anything in the context of the story.
Being "scrawny" and "cut" doesn't mean you're muscular, it means you aren't eating enough. [editline]11th November 2010[/editline] p.s. this will never end well for you People on the internet don't take well to shows of dominance
OP needs to grow up.
[QUOTE=Septimas;25986100]Ahh yes. Most of you during your high school years knew a student that annoyed the shit out of you, so bad that you just felt the need to rag on them every few days. First things first, my school is ghetto. We are going through construction, and have several classes combined in the computer lab, and some are even in portable "pods" (trailers). It was the first day of school, and I had advanced P.E. which consisted of 7 students playing basketball. For an hour and a half a day. For a semester. After a week being bored, I switched out to Sociology and Anthropology at the local community college, these were online classes, and count as college and high school credits, so i was quite enthused. The first day of these classes, I finished the work for both, and realized that I had no work. For a week. I continued doing work, and right now i am caught up till December 16th, A very easy class. Towards the middle of the semester, they started incorporating the "thuggish" type students into our class, students who failed easy classes, and needed "tutoring" (one student does work, all the others copy.) Naturally, I tried to associate with these students, lower in stature than me, in intelligence and age. Now, I always love a good fun time. Sometimes, that gets the worse end of the deal for me, and then a student named Chris came in. Imagine a 14-15 year old black teenager, who think's hes a real boss, with no muscle, around 5'11-6'2, some chubby to make him seem big. Now I am on the swim team, and am hoping to get to states this year, so im not a scrawny little shit, im a scrawny cut muscular little shit. He came in, and spoke. His voice, was the most annoying thing I have ever had the unpleasant experience of listening to, imagine a high pitched nasal voice, with slurred words, and trying to speak like a gangster. I knew that my semester goal was to mess with this child, as he naturally assumed dominance. For the first few weeks I bode my time, to make sure I had picked a right target, freshmen, yes. Annoying, yes. Cocky, yes. After this, i began yelling his name in a high pitched voice. Chris would turn around and look around the room, make eye contact with me while I gave him a death stare without blinking. Awkwardly he would make comments about "pussy white people". One day, we continued, and he started getting angry. Laughter ensued, until he made a comment of "kicking one of these white kids ass" I stood up, and confronted him in order to establish my dominance, and he backed down. My friend, began getting in it, since hes taking the same classes. He began asking Chris when he gets to the consensual sex age, and started following and Air fucking him from behind, without him knowing. One day, he followed Chris all the way to his class, and air fucked the entire way. Chris noticed, and turned around and yelled "WHAT THE HELL GET OFF OF ME" and I began crying from laughter. My friend got ISS. But, Chris has become angered from constant badgering, and threatens to fight me. Without jerking off for a month, my testosterone is insanely high, and I am continuing facepunch. What are some ideas to put this sad excuse for a man in his place facepunch?[/QUOTE] Okay.
haha california is shit
[QUOTE=New Cidem;25986163]Everybody ha-ates Chrissss[/QUOTE] Wow I was gonna say that.
[QUOTE=Septimas;25986100]Ahh yes. Most of you during your high school years knew a student that annoyed the shit out of you, so bad that you just felt the need to rag on them every few days. First things first, my school is ghetto. We are going through construction, and have several classes combined in the computer lab, and some are even in portable "pods" (trailers). It was the first day of school, and I had advanced P.E. which consisted of 7 students playing basketball. For an hour and a half a day. For a semester. After a week being bored, I switched out to Sociology and Anthropology at the local community college, these were online classes, and count as college and high school credits, so i was quite enthused. The first day of these classes, I finished the work for both, and realized that I had no work. For a week. I continued doing work, and right now i am caught up till December 16th, A very easy class. Towards the middle of the semester, they started incorporating the "thuggish" type students into our class, students who failed easy classes, and needed "tutoring" (one student does work, all the others copy.) Naturally, I tried to associate with these students, lower in stature than me, in intelligence and age. Now, I always love a good fun time. Sometimes, that gets the worse end of the deal for me, and then a student named Chris came in. Imagine a 14-15 year old black teenager, who think's hes a real boss, with no muscle, around 5'11-6'2, some chubby to make him seem big. Now I am on the swim team, and am hoping to get to states this year, so im not a scrawny little shit, im a scrawny cut muscular little shit. He came in, and spoke. His voice, was the most annoying thing I have ever had the unpleasant experience of listening to, imagine a high pitched nasal voice, with slurred words, and trying to speak like a gangster. I knew that my semester goal was to mess with this child, as he naturally assumed dominance. For the first few weeks I bode my time, to make sure I had picked a right target, freshmen, yes. Annoying, yes. Cocky, yes. After this, i began yelling his name in a high pitched voice. Chris would turn around and look around the room, make eye contact with me while I gave him a death stare without blinking. Awkwardly he would make comments about "pussy white people". One day, we continued, and he started getting angry. Laughter ensued, until he made a comment of "kicking one of these white kids ass" I stood up, and confronted him in order to establish my dominance, and he backed down. My friend, began getting in it, since hes taking the same classes. He began asking Chris when he gets to the consensual sex age, and started following and Air fucking him from behind, without him knowing. One day, he followed Chris all the way to his class, and air fucked the entire way. Chris noticed, and turned around and yelled "WHAT THE HELL GET OFF OF ME" and I began crying from laughter. My friend got ISS. But, Chris has become angered from constant badgering, and threatens to fight me. Without jerking off for a month, my testosterone is insanely high, and I am continuing facepunch. What are some ideas to put this sad excuse for a man in his place facepunch?[/QUOTE] [img]http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/052/812/original/Deal_with_it_dog_gif.gif?1275684729[/img]
ITT: OP bullies younger kids
I came here expecting some shitty thread about a large black cat.
I am amazed at how cool you are for bullying a younger kid. It's just so damn impressive.
[QUOTE=Hafring;25986318]OP needs to grow up.[/QUOTE] This. You're a high school student and you're acting lower than him by messing with him.
way to give him a reason to discriminate against white people
Rip off his head and shit down his neck
Way to be a bully you dumb faggot.
Dress in an all white hooded robe and burn a cross at his house. [sp]Black people hate sacrilegious ghosts[/sp]
congratulations you're dick
[QUOTE=Septimas;25986100]felt the need to rag on them every few days. they started incorporating the "thuggish" type students into our class Naturally, I tried to associate with these students, lower in stature than me, in intelligence and age. I knew that my semester goal was to mess with this child, as he naturally assumed dominance. For the first few weeks I bode my time, to make sure I had picked a right target, freshmen, yes. Annoying, yes. Cocky, yes. After this, i began yelling his name in a high pitched voice. Chris would turn around and look around the room, make eye contact with me while I gave him a death stare without blinking. Awkwardly he would make comments about "pussy white people". One day, we continued, and he started getting angry. Laughter ensued, until he made a comment of "kicking one of these white kids ass" I stood up, and confronted him in order to establish my dominance, and he backed down. Air fucking him from behind, without him knowing. One day, he followed Chris all the way to his class, and air fucked the entire way. Chris noticed, and turned around and yelled "WHAT THE HELL GET OFF OF ME" and I began crying from laughter. My friend got ISS. But, Chris has become angered from constant badgering, and threatens to fight me. Without jerking off for a month, my testosterone is insanely high[/QUOTE] Not even a TL;DR? Anyway, to me these sentences make me hate you. Leave the guy alone too. [editline]11th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Septimas;25986146]In a 1 hour 30 minute class with no work, you resort to different reasons of entertainment.[/QUOTE] Yeah, by making someone else suffer? Fuck you. World needs less people like you.
I thought this was going to be about a cat.
'first thing my school is ghetto' lol [editline]11th November 2010[/editline] lol you realise that not jacking off doesnt do shit to your testostrone and it was a troll thread
[QUOTE=reltih floda;25986921]it was a troll thread[/QUOTE] Really?...
[QUOTE=Optimistic;25986132]slap his dick with your dick[/QUOTE] It always has to be the gay jokes...
Pathetic, just pathetic.
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