So Folks,
It started a while ago, but I'm chronically addicted to fapping, i think.
At least once a day, usually more like 5 times a day.
My erections are weak, and I have to avoid hooking up with girls because I'm worried I won't be able to get it up due to so much fapping.
How do you resist??!
If i stop for even a couple of days my boners can cut marble, but it's too bad the only reason I stopped for 2 days was because I slept at my dude friends house.
Cut it off, it wont happen any more.
I have the same problem as you!
But not as bad.
I average 3 a day, not 5
Fuck I really need to quit
Do something else thats incredibly entertaining for a short while, like a quick burst run on the treadmill or something like that.
Fap so many times in one day that you literally can't even get it up anymore. Then fap some more, get it all out of your system.
Look at pics of Rosie O' Donnell.
Sex change.
Fapping causes hair loss.
Chastity Belt.
Eat: soybeans, tofu, tempeh, soy beverages, linseed, sesame seeds, wheatberries, fenugreek, oats, barley, dried beans, lentils, yams, rice, alfalfa, mung beans, apples, carrots, pomegranates, wheat germ, rice bran, soy linseed bread, ginseng, hops, bourbon, beer, fennel and anise, the Phyto-[I]O[/I]estrogen will calm your sex drive down.
You don't have to eat them all, just some, try it for a week and it should help.
(I have an A in GCSE Biology, listen to me)
Sperm bank. Go, you shall provide lesbian couples with progressevly stupider children.
you should upload a picture of your penis so we can evaluate it and determine the problem
Well. Fapping is good, according to scientist twice a week. More than one time per day can be dangerous for erectile problem if you do it on a long time of period.
Try making it one a day MAXIMUM.
Yeah, I had a fapping problem too. After I found out that more than 5 times a week is bad for you, I just got a piece of paper and had a tally of how many times.
I would feel ashamed at myself when I fapped too much. :(
You know what they say, "Too much of a good thing..."
I think your a chronic masterbater dude.
You should carry a picture of a suitably terrible thing.
Examples include Justin Bieber, Susan Boyle and a picture of your Mother.
Should the need to fap ever arise again, then simply flip out such a picture and immediately the boner will shrivel up and if time spent looking at said picture is greater than 36 seconds, it will die.
[QUOTE=Emperorconor;20863984] and a picture of your Mother.
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I loled.
[QUOTE=dvsilverwing;20863825]Look at pics of Rosie O' Donnell.[/QUOTE]
Woah woah [B]WOAH[/B],
lets not be drastic here.
Why do you say fapping? you're not from /b/. What's wrong with the word 'masturbating', too mature?
cut your dick off
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[IMG]http://www.boston.com/ae/theater_arts/exhibitionist/scissors.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=radioactive;20863865]Eat: soybeans, tofu, tempeh, soy beverages, linseed, sesame seeds, wheatberries, fenugreek, oats, barley, dried beans, lentils, yams, rice, alfalfa, mung beans, apples, carrots, pomegranates, wheat germ, rice bran, soy linseed bread, ginseng, hops, bourbon, beer, fennel and anise, the Phyto-[I]O[/I]estrogen will calm your sex drive down.
You don't have to eat them all, just some, try it for a week and it should help.
(I have an A in GCSE Biology, listen to me)[/QUOTE]
I have an A* in GCSE Biology, listen to this man.
[QUOTE=StormHammer;20864056]Woah woah [B]WOAH[/B],
lets not be drastic here.[/QUOTE]
You're right, maybe it's too much.
[QUOTE=radioactive;20863865]Eat: soybeans, tofu, tempeh, soy beverages, linseed, sesame seeds, wheatberries, fenugreek, oats, barley, dried beans, lentils, yams, rice, alfalfa, mung beans, apples, carrots, pomegranates, wheat germ, rice bran, soy linseed bread, ginseng, hops, bourbon, beer, fennel and anise, the Phyto-[I]O[/I]estrogen will calm your sex drive down.
You don't have to eat them all, just some, try it for a week and it should help.
(I have an A in GCSE Biology, listen to me)[/QUOTE]
Yes but wouldn't this murder your testosterone fucking you up emotionally and physically?
Anyway I'm on my 2nd week, and it's good to wait 1-3 weeks between faps to get the most out of it and to re-assess your manhood. There is a reason sports teams have the boxing glove rule, for testosterone purposes.
Punch your nads. That'll make you stay away from touching them again.
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I have a bigger version
Is it bad that I have bigger boobs than you?
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Fapping is addictive chemically apparently.
When you jack off it releases sexual hormones, and your body can become addicted to them.
Try to not fap for a month or so, show who's in control.
quick, post that link of horrible shock images.
You have CMD, Chronic Masterbation disorder
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