Kim Jong Un Needs More Attention: More Rockets Fired Into Their #1 Enemy, The Ocean

[Zillamaster55]

[url=http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/16/world/asia/nkorea-missile-launches/index.html?hpt=hp_t3]Source[/url]
[quote]North Korea has fired 10 short-range rockets, two South Korean defense officials said Sunday.
The rockets were fired from the eastern coast of the Korean peninsula toward the Sea of Japan, according to the officials, who asked not to be identified by name as a matter of security protocol.
"We estimate the rockets traveled about 70 kilometers in the open waters," one of the officials said.
Such actions have drawn criticism from South Korea and the West, but North Korea has defended the series of short-range launches it has carried out in recent weeks.[/quote]

[Netsui]

6930 kilometers away from Hawaii.

Keep it up!

[shian]

You know, at least they tried.

[Marksman117]

HEY

HEY

HEY GUYS IM SHOOTING STUFF IN THE OCEAN

HEY GOD DAMNIT FOCUS ON ME

[Kai-ryuu]

is he trying to be the modern day Caligula?

[Zonesylvania]

That's surely going to show Aquaman what-for.

[pr00ch]

70 km, watch yo shit merica!

[ridinmybike]

are they firing live rockets or dead ones?

[Thomo_UK]

[QUOTE=ridinmybike;44256044]are they firing live rockets or dead ones?[/QUOTE]

Live rockets filled with starved dead civilians.

[pr00ch]

I mean they could bomb washington from Silver Spring, Maryland by now!

[Zillamaster55]

[QUOTE=ridinmybike;44256044]are they firing live rockets or dead ones?[/QUOTE]

Rockets are really poor at their job, but I wish they could at least give them a good 2 weeks notice before flat out firing them.

[Iconoclast]

If they're really lucky one day they'll hit an iceberg

[Marksman117]

At this point, North Korea is a little novelty comedy page that you can look up when you're down to cheer your day up.

[Curls]

[QUOTE=Gwoodman;44255734]6930 kilometers away from Hawaii.

Keep it up![/QUOTE]

oh man! they're so close! Almost there.

[Pr0fane]

Imagine how far it would've travelled if they had the wind in the right direction!

[TheKingofBees]

in other news Poseidon says that his nation will not retaliate against attention grabbing.

[xxfalconxx]

Aquaman's going to be pissed.

[Rocko's]

Poseidon won't enjoy what Kim Jong Un is doing

[TVC15]

Oh shit, guys, we better send over Dennis Rodman.

[Mindtwistah]

[QUOTE=Kai-ryuu;44255869]is he trying to be the modern day Caligula?[/QUOTE]

More like Xerxes :v:

[QUOTE=Wikipedia]According to the Greek historian Herodotus, Xerxes's first attempt to bridge the Hellespont ended in failure when a storm destroyed the flax and papyrus cables of the bridges: [B]Xerxes ordered the Hellespont (the strait itself) whipped three hundred times and had fetters thrown into the water.[/B][/QUOTE]
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/Xerxes_lash_sea.JPG[/t]

[CabooseRvB]

The Atlanteans have closed their embassy in Pyongyang in protest.

[MarkG06]

I don't know what everyone's talking about, clearly they feel bad about potentially killing that Chinese airliner so they're helping look for the Malaysian flight but not having satellites they're just aiming for where they think the wreckage might be.

[UntouchedShadow]

You ever wonder why Atlantis is such a lost empire?

Could be because Kim blew the shit out of it by accident long ago with all those missiles flying into the water.