• Police told "To leave queen's nuts"
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[QUOTE]The Queen marked the level in bowls of nuts left around Buckingham Palace as she was "irritated" by police officers eating them, the Old Bailey has heard. According to an email sent by Clive Goodman, ex-royal editor at the News of the World, she was "upset" by it.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/71696000/jpg/_71696345_71696343.jpg[/IMG] [I] Gimme dem nuts boys [/I] Tasty sauce: [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25344656[/url]
She is officially old. This is textbook old person behavior. I know from having spent a lot of time around old people.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;43159118]She is officially old. This is textbook old person behavior. I know from having spent a lot of time around old people.[/QUOTE] Fuck, she's old?! I'd never have guessed!
I beg your pardon?
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;43159118]She is officially old. This is textbook old person behavior. I know from having spent a lot of time around old people.[/QUOTE] So she's nuts i presume.
[QUOTE=007JamesBond007;43159054][IMG]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/71696000/jpg/_71696345_71696343.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] u touch my fockin nuts i'll bash your 'ed in
[QUOTE=007JamesBond007;43159054][IMG]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/71696000/jpg/_71696345_71696343.jpg[/IMG] [I] Gimme dem nuts boys [/I] Tasty sauce: [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25344656[/url][/QUOTE]moist nuts
[QUOTE=007JamesBond007;43159054][IMG]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/71696000/jpg/_71696345_71696343.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] this makes my nuts moist
Immediately thought of this: [video=youtube;QAQDW3dt1Ec]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAQDW3dt1Ec[/video]
Nobody can touch the royal nuts.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;43159118]She is officially old. This is textbook old person behavior. I know from having spent a lot of time around old people.[/QUOTE] I get annoyed if people eat my food, I'm not officially old.
You know you have nothing to do when you go around marking the level of nuts.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;43159118]She is officially old. This is textbook old person behavior. I know from having spent a lot of time around old people.[/QUOTE]Hey, you don't know what's it's like to leave the room and suddenly find your nuts missing. Nut theft affects both the young and old alike, and I'm offended at such disregard to victims of lost nuts.
Who the fuck has bowls of nuts around the house....and I mean she lives in one big house, how many nuts is that!?
They always go bananas when they get old :( Fuck wait
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;43159118]She is officially old. This is textbook old person behavior. I know from having spent a lot of time around old people.[/QUOTE] It's not that much different from Uni students marking their milk bottles so their flatmates/visitors don't go nicking all that expensive cow juice what if Lizzie gets the munchies later on I mean dang
Wait what's the point of having nuts out on a table in bowls if you're not going to let people eat them
God save the nuts.
[QUOTE=Mr cake fingers;43164845]Who the fuck has bowls of nuts around the house....and I mean she lives in one big house, how many nuts is that!?[/QUOTE] The Queen has many nuts. She gets very annoyed when people touch them.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;43165918]The Queen has many nuts. She gets very annoyed when people touch them.[/QUOTE] She carries Prince Phillip's nuts around in a little purse.
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