A while back, while lurking, I read a thread about the astoundingly positive affects not masturbating has on your personality.
Well I tried to do that and I can't bring myself to stop. I'm at once a day, but I want to be once a week. Please help.
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Kill your parents.
Cut off your dick
[QUOTE=elitehakor v2;26538552]Cut off your dick[/QUOTE]
I can vouch for this method
You're fine, the average Facepunch member masturbates at least once a day.
Don't worry, thats normal for your age. :smug:
I do it like atleast 3 times a day, though i space it out. Is that bad?
Jack off more until your dick hurts.
Remember, red semen is always a plus!
In fact, it is better for your body than normal coloured semen. So jack off until you reach this state of red semen, then you will know that you have reached bliss.
why stop
You all seem to have missed the point. I'm attempting to enjoy the supposed positive effects of weekly, rather than daily, fapping. I'm not saying it's evil and will make me blind, I'd just like to cut down on the fapping and become an ALPHA MALE :c00lbert:
Can anyone find or even recall the thread I'm talking about?
Eh, I do it once a day.
Get off the PC.
[QUOTE=MrOwn1;26538592]why stop[/QUOTE]
Because it will rip his testicles apart.
Also, why aren't you in the group chat anymore?
masturbate more
[QUOTE=ponchorf;26538541]A while back, while lurking, I read a thread about the astoundingly positive affects not masturbating has on your personality.
Well I tried to do that and I can't bring myself to stop. I'm at once a day, but I want to be once a week. Please help.[/QUOTE]
really? because I read a thread about how too much masturbation has a negative impact on your life
[QUOTE=HellSoldier;26538563]You're fine, the average Facepunch member masturbates at least once a day.[/QUOTE]
That's why they're Facepunch members.
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