So I was just browsing the internet when I see this website called truthism and the headline was "Truthism your number one source of truth" so I think its some independent news source or something,but its clear right away that that is not what its about.
so i read first 5 paragraphs of it. And all its about is how stupid the reader (me) is and I think that it better be something good because I dont want to waste my time reading about how stupid I am. and thats when it says it. just out of no were it says that Obama is a lizard alien and the world is taken over by them and the best proof for this is that i cant disprove it so it must be true. They then say that the sun is a triangle, There is creachers living in the center of the earth, the fact that science says that aliens are not taking over the earth is proof that they are (because all science=lies and the scientific method is false) drugs are the only way to get to the 4th dimension, all females are stupid slaves and many other stupid things
I would not care as much if it were for the fact that they also think every news caster in the world is an alien and they are sending death threats to them [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDIDwi_yzgw[/media]
this is there proof!
I recommend reading all this stuff on there site [url]http://www.truthism.com/[/url] because there are many, many things I did not say about this crazy website (it makes scientology seem normal).
ps
Im sorry its so long and sorry for the bad spelling,
Not another one of these. There used to be threads and threads. There was [i]Atheism, Christianity, and Pastafarian.[/i] I credit myself for the last of course.
I love sites like this. They make such good trolls.
I'll stick with 4-day time cubism, thanks.
[QUOTE=vizard38;24624334]Not another one of these. There used to be threads and threads. There was [i]Atheism, Christianity, and Pastafarian.[/i] I credit myself for the last of course.[/QUOTE]
im not talking about religion or lack there of
You used the word [i]Creator[/i].
[QUOTE=vizard38;24624424]You used the word [i]Creator[/i].[/QUOTE]
IF you read the thread you would know that this is about a monster alien creating us not the universe
I used to hang out in an atheist room on Stickam, and there was this guy named VonHelton who would talk about how the reptilian invasion was coming (Obama is one of them, of course. Also a muslim. A muslim reptilian.)
He claimed to have a shitload of guns and missiles, and would always talk about how he would blow the reptilians to shit the moment they step foot on his property to take away his freedom.
Nutjobs are awesome. I had so much fun.
edit: holy shit, he's on youtube. and he has an hour-long video about how he wants to run for president. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_x61-iMkAg[/url]
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;24624301]So I was just browsing the internet when I see this website called truthism and the headline was "Truthism your number one source of truth" so I think its some independent news source or something,but its clear right away that that is not what its about.
so i read first 5 paragraphs of it. And all its about is how stupid the reader (me) is and I think that it better be something good because I dont want to waste my time reading about how stupid I am. and thats when it says it. just out of no were it says that Obama is a lizard alien and the world is taken over by them and the best proof for this is that i cant disprove it so it must be true. They then say that the sun is a triangle, There is creachers living in the center of the earth, the fact that science says that aliens are not taking over the earth is proof that they are (because all science=lies and the scientific method is false) drugs are the only way to get to the 4th dimension, all females are [B]stupid sex slaves[/B] and many other stupid things
I would not care as much if it were for the fact that they also think every news caster in the world is an alien and they are sending death threats to them [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL]
[URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=wDIDwi_yzgw[/URL]
this is there proof!
I recommend reading all this stuff on there site [URL]http://www.truthism.com/[/URL] because there are many, many things I did not say about this crazy website (it makes scientology seem normal).
ps
Im sorry its so long and sorry for the bad spelling,[/QUOTE]
Now I believe!!
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;24624461]IF you red the thread you would know that this is about a monster alien creating us not the universe[/QUOTE]
That could be translated as [i]God[/i]. Safe, then sorry as Sun Tzu(I'm joking of course) used to say.
[QUOTE=vizard38;24624601]That could be translated as [i]God[/i]. Safe, then sorry as Sun Tzu(I'm joking of course) used to say.[/QUOTE]
well if i make a baby would i be god of that baby. i think god would have to be all powerful but whatever it doesnt change the point that these guys are planning on killing Obama and everyone in the government
The originator of these reptilian things is [URL="http://www.davidicke.com/"]David Icke[/URL]. He claims that's why all of the royal families (Bushes, Kennedies, British royal family) interbreed: to preserve their reptilian DNA.
[QUOTE=k5josh;24624978]The originator of these reptilian things is [URL="http://www.davidicke.com/"]David Icke[/URL]. He claims that's why all of the royal families (Bushes, Kennedies, British royal family) interbreed: to preserve their reptilian DNA.[/QUOTE]
they stopped doing that though
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;24624461]IF you [B]red[/B] the thread you would know that this is about a monster alien creating us not the universe[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.papermarc.com.au/images/met-sd_jupiter_red-lg.jpg[/img] Wait, what?
That was a pretty good read, but I just lost it at:
[quote]The sun is a cube, not a sphere. It only appears to be a sphere because it is spinning at a high velocity. All suns (i.e., stars) are cubes. Darkness intentionally designed the universe like this because on a metaphysical level, cubes (or more specifically, their 90-degree right angles) create strife, confrontation, and confusion.[/quote]
"Human beings were created (that is, invented)
via genetic experiments that were conducted by
reptilian aliens. These reptilian aliens, also known
as the "Anunnaki" or the "Reptilians," still rule the
Earth to this day."
Haha fuck this.
Convert the website to communism
This is ridiculous.
Everyone knows that they're not lizards, they're [I]Mi-Go[/I], and that they live on Yuggoth, the 9th planet from the sun, and that if Obama was an alien, there would be obvious bulges where his arms and head would be covered by synthetic skin.
:colbert:
You're telling me all that I live for is wrong? damn. Time to throw away my Lizard Invasion Preparedness Kit in the trash. Waste of $20.
atheists are gay
"i didnt mean to"
[IMG]http://imgur.com/kESfe.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://imgur.com/s0fxd.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=le makur;24630187]atheists are gay
"i didnt mean to"
[IMG]http://imgur.com/kESfe.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://imgur.com/s0fxd.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
? make sense
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;24630317]? make sense[/QUOTE]
Don't quote that shit, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Makes total sense.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
