Old man types crossword clue into Yahoo, is bombarded with porn.
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[url=http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2990390/Web-porn-But-I-was-only-after-br-wild-Asian-ass.html]Source[/url]
[quote]A CROSSWORD fan aged 89 used an internet search to solve a clue about a donkey - and was bombarded with hard-core porn.
Jack Sedgewick got stuck on 14 across: "Wild asian ass."
The great-grandad typed "asian ass" into Yahoo's search engine in the hope of finding the answer to the newspaper poser.
But he was stunned when it threw up dozens of porn sites displaying photos of naked Asian girls. One offered "the hottest spicy asian ass you'll ever see".
Ex-engineer Jack said: "I was shaken. The images were horrendous. I didn't know this sort of stuff existed."
After trying variations on the theme with the same result, frantic Jack finally found the answer by changing his search to "donkey sanctuaries".
It was "onager" - sometimes known as "Wild Asian Ass" and found in deserts from the Mid East to Tibet.[/quote]
You can't make this shit up.
[quote]"I was shaken. The images were horrendous. I didn't know this sort of stuff existed."[/quote]
Even for his age, that's a bit naive.
What does he count on finding when he searches "Wild asian ass"?
[QUOTE=veribigbos1;22211704][URL]http://www.google.com/images?q=wild%20asian%20ass&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=fi&tab=wi[/URL]
Wait, what?[/QUOTE]
Turn off safe search.
slow day at the news room
[QUOTE=veribigbos1;22211704][url]http://www.google.com/images?q=wild%20asian%20ass&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=fi&tab=wi[/url]
Wait, what?[/QUOTE]
He only typed "asian ass" I think.
you'd have to be pretty ignorant to know as much as searching on the internet and not know that wild asian ass means something else for certain people
[QUOTE=sonicrjk;22211734]Turn off safe search.[/QUOTE]
Oh?
OH, NOW I see it :aaa:
[B]Yahoo image search "Wild asian ass"[/B]
[IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/2zp5cba.jpg[/IMG]
[B]Google image search "Wild asian ass"[/B]
[IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/nqel2u.jpg[/IMG]
Both with "Safe search" disabled.
So, I guess he should have used google. That way he'd at least get his answer.
And yes, I know nudity is okay here, but there were some penetration too, so I censored it all :v:
wild asian ass makes for good shit
Welcome to the internet grandpa.
[QUOTE=veribigbos1;22211704][url]http://www.google.com/images?q=wild%20asian%20ass&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=fi&tab=wi[/url]
Wait, what?[/QUOTE]
He typed it into Yahoo. Not Google!
I sure could go for some wild asian ass myself.
[QUOTE=Logidru;22211780]He typed it into Yahoo. Not Google![/QUOTE]
Google with without safe search
[QUOTE=Caeky;22211737]slow day at the news room[/QUOTE]
It's The Sun, every day is a slow news day.
Why would this sort of stuff not exist? They had porn in the 20th century too :v:
[QUOTE=CoolCorky;22211827]Why would this sort of stuff not exist? They had porn in the 20th century too :v:[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but that was all innocent.
Like this. :v:
[IMG]http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/82381-2/Vintage_porno.gif[/IMG]
Guys, he searched for "asian ass" not "wild asian ass" Check the first result.
[QUOTE=VvVEliminatorVvV;22212334]Guys, he searched for "asian ass" not "wild asian ass" Check the first result.[/QUOTE]
Adding wild wont help a lot. :v:
BRB, searching with yahoo.
[quote]Ex-engineer Jack said: "I was shaken. The images were horrendous. I didn't know this sort of stuff existed."[/quote]
Is Jack about 10 years old and never looked in the places his parents told him never to look it? I would put money in it that he fully well knew that there's porn of asians on the internet.
[quote]Ex-engineer Jack said: "I was shaken. The images were horrendous. I didn't know this sort of stuff existed."[/quote]
I never knew naked images of women existed, it's horrendous :downs:
[QUOTE=dutchah;22211708]Even for his age, that's a bit naive.[/QUOTE]
more like [I]especially[/I] for his age
Serves him right for trying to cheat on a crossword :colbert:
An Onager was a type of seige engine in medieval times. Hm.
What, how can he even HAVE internet access without the knowledge about 95% of the internet is hardcore porn?
[url]http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=A0geumlU5f9LAmYA0_xXNyoA?ei=UTF-8&p=Wild%20asian%20ass&fr2=tab-web&fr=yfp-t-701[/url]
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