Okay, My good friends mom knows he smokes, and she lets us smoke at her house and everything, as long as we're not dumb about it. I want my mom to be this way too.
Okay, here are a few things you should know.
1.Both parents smoke weed every fucking day.
2.They have caught me smoking weed.
3.They joke about me smoking weed.
4.They call me a stoner.
5.If I tell them I'm not high, they just say "Yeah, okay...." very sarcastically.
So, what do you think I could say to my mom?
Don't say anything. If it ain't broke, don't try to fix it
Smoke her out
stick a fork in her boob
[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;18630083]stick a fork in her boob[/QUOTE]
thats violence, sir
Walk in the room one day chiefing a joint.
No, I'm kidding.
But hey, just ask them if you can smoke with them since you're curious.
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;18630354]thats violence, sir[/QUOTE]
no, it's lunch.
rub some bud on ur mums dick
[QUOTE=ORGLAR;18631050]rub some bud on ur mums dick[/QUOTE]
this should do the trick
Wow, the people in DD are retarded.
[QUOTE=Doc Miles;18636249]Wow, the people in DD are retarded.[/QUOTE]
Maybe you're just retarded :downs:
:rolleyes:
[QUOTE=Doc Miles;18636249]Wow, the people in DD are retarded.[/QUOTE]
get the smark out of here.
Dude your parents sound fucking awesome, what is the problem? Shit, read my recent thread and you'll know what I'm talking about. >__>
Just do whatever the fuck you want! Your mother already IS like your friend's mother.
Okay I'll spell it out for you
1. Roll fattie
2. Walk to living room while parents are watching TV
3. Sit down next to them
4. Light fattie
5. Pass
[QUOTE=jonashappy;18644247]Okay I'll spell it out for you
1. Roll fattie
2. Walk to living room while parents are watching TV
3. Sit down next to them
4. Light fattie
5. Pass[/QUOTE]
What this smark said.
What the smark dude? YOUR MOTHER IS ALREADY SMOKING? What's wrong with you, just light a fatty with her.
Yes, they both smoke, but I don't think they'll allow me.
dude, my parents never even touched the shit, and they are sort of okay with me smoking.
yours do it themselves.
it would be fucking hypocrit to tell you to not do it.
and if they do get angry, tell them its their fault.
[QUOTE=Vacoy;18651348]dude, my parents never even touched the shit, and they are sort of okay with me smoking.
yours do it themselves.
it would be fucking hypocrit to tell you to not do it.
and if they do get angry, tell them its their fault.[/QUOTE]
And the reasoning behind it being there fault is?
[QUOTE=Doc Miles;18651469]And the reasoning behind it being there fault is?[/QUOTE]
They're your role models, don't you remember?
This thread made me lol a lot.
OP you suck just smoke that shit!
Just try smoking with them once, or buying them the best stuff you can find for mother's day/ father's day/Either of their birthday and try bonding with the,.
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And if it's your mom, tell her that you love her as you give it to her.
[QUOTE=Lord_Ragnarok;18657349]
And if it's your mom, tell her that you love her as you give it to her.[/QUOTE]
mixed signals here.
OP is a smarking fool if he doesn't follow Anubis' advice.
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