Sob Stories - Accompany with music!

[iEz]

[b]JESUS CHRIST, THIS THREAD IS NOT FOR LOVE ADVICE, STOP PULLING SHIT YOU DON'T KNOW FROM NOT READING THE OP OUT YOUR ASS AND GET TO POSTING INSTEAD!!! I SHORTENED MY OP, SO KINGQ8 CAN BE HAPPY![/b]

[highlight]Tell us a sob story of yours, and add fitting music. It's good if the lyrics fit with the situation![/highlight]

There's a girl in class who's a really good friend of mine. I've only know her for a week, but she is pretty much the the girl of my dreams. But I don't want to ruin our friendship with asking her out and risking it.

My song, that fits really fucking well, is Poison by Alice Cooper, and the chorus are what fits best.:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sT54IEORII[/media]

[KingQ8]

I was raped. It was saddening. Never walked properly since. I've been attending rehab ever since that fateful day, and i'm slowly but surely recovering. Doctors say I have AIDS and they are treating me. I hope it works, I have 3 young children, and without their father, they would be devastated. I've had to resort to becoming a pimp. I've sent my wife out on the streets to earn what little money she can. Things are tough at this moment in time, but I still look on the bright side. After all, it's not me who has to go out and suck cock for measly pittance.

[69105]

worst attempt at ruining a good hearted thread ever

you could've attempted on making it funny

[Wish I wasn't a]

It's a post your, I'm sorry to say.

On top of that, you just need to take things slow with this girl and things should be fine. Try to make her understand how you feel without outright saying "I love you so much, I worship you." Tell her you really like her and you care about her.

I don't know, this isn't Love Advice, but I felt like giving my piece.

[KingQ8]

How am I trying to ruin this thread? Just because it sounds bizarre doesn't make it any less true. Also, I can't blame my wife for bringing in such little amount of money, she isn't the best looking hooker on the street. I've had to resort to going Grand Theft Auto on the other hookers ass' by shooting them and stealing their money. I don't enjoy it, but it's got to be done. My children need a hero, and i'm the hero that Luke (my son) deserves.

[HybridThizle]

i was at a funeral

Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when summer's in the meadow
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

And if you come, when all the flowers are dying
And I am dead, as dead I well may be
You'll come and find the place where I am lying
And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me.

And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me
And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be
If you'll not fail to tell me that you love me
I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.

I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.

[Wish I wasn't a]

[QUOTE=KingQ8;19626744]How am I trying to ruin this thread? Just because it sounds bizarre doesn't make it any less true. Also, I can't blame my wife for bringing in such little amount of money, she isn't the best looking hooker on the street. I've had to resort to going Grand Theft Auto on the other hookers ass' by shooting them and stealing their money. I don't enjoy it, but it's got to be done. My children need a hero, and i'm the hero that Luke (my son) deserves.[/QUOTE]

Don't you have a bridge to be waiting for brave travelers under?

[iEz]

[QUOTE=Wish I wasn't an 09er;19626727]It's a post your, I'm sorry to say.

On top of that, you just need to take things slow with this girl and things should be fine. Try to make her understand how you feel without outright saying "I love you so much, I worship you." Tell her you really like her and you care about her.

I don't know, this isn't Love Advice, but I felt like giving my piece.[/QUOTE]

I know, it's really easy. But still :<

Also, another part of the song:
"I wanna hurt just to hear you screaming my name".
I don't want to hurt her, but I deep inside wish something happened, so that I could be a kind of rescuing hero.
Gaah, my heart ;_;

[HybridThizle]

this thread is a sob story because users are whining over a post

[69105]

[QUOTE=KingQ8;19626744]How am I trying to ruin this thread? Just because it sounds bizarre doesn't make it any less true. Also, I can't blame my wife for bringing in such little amount of money, she isn't the best looking hooker on the street. I've had to resort to going Grand Theft Auto on the other hookers ass' by shooting them and stealing their money. I don't enjoy it, but it's got to be done. My children need a hero, and i'm the hero that Luke (my son) deserves.[/QUOTE]

you sound like a pretty good fighter

[HybridThizle]

alright move on jesus christ you guys are morons

[Wish I wasn't a]

[QUOTE=iEz;19626786]I know, it's really easy. But still :<

Also, another part of the song:
"I wanna hurt just to hear you screaming my name".
I don't want to hurt her, but I deep inside wish something happened, so that I could be a kind of rescuing hero.
Gaah, my heart ;_;[/QUOTE]

I know. If it helps, I've gone through the same thing. Although it was under different circumstances I won't really bother getting into.

Just-... -relax and realize you'll be fine. So will she.

(God fucking damn it I need to stop posting, I'm not a therapist.)

[iEz]

I agree, stop fighting over a post. Post Sob stories.

[69105]

[QUOTE=Wish I wasn't an 09er;19626833]I know. If it helps, I've gone through the same thing. Although it was under different circumstances I won't really bother getting into.

Just-... -relax and realize you'll be fine. So will she.

(God fucking damn it I need to stop posting, I'm not a therapist.)[/QUOTE]

yeah you do. you're terrible at it. and i say that because nothing you've posted is even relevant to therapy

[iEz]

69105, Shut the fuck up, he's being nice. An he gave me useful advice.

And you would make a great therapist, WIWA09er :3

[Wish I wasn't a]

[QUOTE=69105;19626843]yeah you do. you're terrible at it. and i say that because nothing you've posted is even relevant to therapy[/QUOTE]

I use Therapist as a loose term meaning "dealing with someone else's problems."

By the sounds of it you have lots of problems, maybe I'm talking to the wrong person.

Chill the fuck out.

[b]Edit:[/b] I'm going to edit that before you nitpick: Replace "dealing with someone else's problems" with "someone who listens to and deals with someone else's problems."

[KingQ8]

[QUOTE=iEz;19626857]69105, Shut the fuck up, he's being nice. An he gave me useful advice.

And you would make a great therapist, WIWA09er :3[/QUOTE]

You posted a thread basically going on about how you love a girl and you don't know if she loves you and you don't know whether you wanna ask her out or not. Then you covered it up with a 'Post your sob stories'. This should be in Love Advice, not GD. Also, get some balls and ask her out. Fuck her brains out then dump the bitch. You're like 15, in 2-3 years time, you won't even know the ho.

[Wish I wasn't a]

[QUOTE=KingQ8;19627018]You posted a thread basically going on about how you love a girl and you don't know if she loves you and you don't know whether you wanna ask her out or not. Then you covered it up with a 'Post your sob stories'. This should be in Love Advice, not GD. Also, get some balls and ask her out. Fuck her brains out then dump the bitch. You're like 15, in 2-3 years time, you won't even know the ho.[/QUOTE]

I agree with the fact this thread should be somewhere else, and the fact it's a pretty flimsily hidden thread for-... -well what it is. But to the rest of what you said, don't be such a cunt.

[~ZOMG]

Same as OP, there's a girl I like, and I thought it was just a crush, but recently I've been seeing more and more of her, and I've realised, I'm actually crazy about her.

I've never felt the same way about someone as I do her and it's doing my fucking head in.

Stupid fucking feelings.

When I finally went to ask her out on MSN (classy :smug:) she was AFK and I had to go. I haven't had the balls since then.

[iEz]

[QUOTE=KingQ8;19627018]You posted a thread basically going on about how you love a girl and you don't know if she loves you and you don't know whether you wanna ask her out or not. Then you covered it up with a 'Post your sob stories'. This should be in Love Advice, not GD. Also, get some balls and ask her out. Fuck her brains out then dump the bitch. You're like 15, in 2-3 years time, you won't even know the ho.[/QUOTE]

Uh, no...

Everyone has a sobby story, and I expected them to be shared, but dumbasses like you don't have the BALLS to share them, and turn to trolling and/or being an average IDIOT!

[Trumath]

[QUOTE=KingQ8;19626645]I was raped. It was saddening. Never walked properly since. I've been attending rehab ever since that fateful day, and i'm slowly but surely recovering. Doctors say I have AIDS and they are treating me. I hope it works, I have 3 young children, and without their father, they would be devastated. I've had to resort to becoming a pimp. I've sent my wife out on the streets to earn what little money she can. Things are tough at this moment in time, but I still look on the bright side. After all, it's not me who has to go out and suck cock for measly pittance.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for that. I needed a good laugh.

[iEz]

[QUOTE=~ZOMG;19627048]Same as OP, there's a girl I like, and I thought it was just a crush, but recently I've been seeing more and more of her, and I've realised, I'm actually crazy about her.

I've never felt the same way about someone as I do her and it's doing my fucking head in.

Stupid fucking feelings.

When I finally went to ask her out on MSN (classy :smug:) she was AFK and I had to go. I haven't had the balls since then.[/QUOTE]

Might do that in a month or so.
Pain will be inflicted during the incoming time.

Why do I get gaybows?

[KingQ8]

[QUOTE=iEz;19627343]Might do that in a month or so.
Pain will be inflicted during the incoming time.

Why do I get gaybows?[/QUOTE]

Cause you're not a man. You're girly. "I love a girl, but oh my god, I dunno if she likes me. My heart aches for her" In reality, the only thing that aches for her is your balls. However tiny they may be.

[Wish I wasn't a]

[QUOTE=KingQ8;19627580]Cause you're not a man. You're girly. "I love a girl, but oh my god, I dunno if she likes me. My hear aches for her" In reality, the only thing that aches for her is your balls. However tiny they may be.[/QUOTE]

I like how you try to find an easy target to troll. Jeez, man, at least pick someone that's not PURPOSEFULLY pouring their feelings onto the internet already.

[KingQ8]

[QUOTE=Wish I wasn't an 09er;19627593]I like how you try to find an easy target to troll. Jeez, man, at least pick someone that's not PURPOSEFULLY pouring their feelings onto the internet already.[/QUOTE]

I'm not trolling. You guys call troll at the first sign of an opinion. Just cause you don't agree with it doesn't make it trolling and just because it picks you out, it doesn't make it trolling.

[OnDemand]

stop being such a pushover and ask her out for fucking sake

[Wish I wasn't a]

[QUOTE=KingQ8;19627607]I'm not trolling. You guys call troll at the first sign of an opinion. Just cause you don't agree with it doesn't make it trolling and just because it picks you out, it doesn't make it trolling.[/QUOTE]

Okay.

[QUOTE=KingQ8;19627580][b]Cause you're not a man. You're girly. "I love a girl, but oh my god, I dunno if she likes me. My heart aches for her"[/b] In reality, the only thing that aches for her is your balls. [b]However tiny they may be.[/b][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KingQ8;19627018]You posted a thread basically going on about how you love a girl and you don't know if she loves you and you don't know whether you wanna ask her out or not. Then you covered it up with a 'Post your sob stories'. This should be in Love Advice, not GD. [b]Also, get some balls and ask her out. Fuck her brains out then dump the bitch. [/b]You're like 15, in 2-3 years time, you won't even know the ho.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KingQ8;19626744][i]How am I trying to ruin this thread? Just because it sounds bizarre doesn't make it any less true. Also, I can't blame my wife for bringing in such little amount of money, she isn't the best looking hooker on the street. I've had to resort to going Grand Theft Auto on the other hookers ass' by shooting them and stealing their money. I don't enjoy it, but it's got to be done. My children need a hero, and i'm the hero that Luke (my son) deserves.[/i][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KingQ8;19626645][i]I was raped. It was saddening. Never walked properly since. I've been attending rehab ever since that fateful day, and i'm slowly but surely recovering. Doctors say I have AIDS and they are treating me. I hope it works, I have 3 young children, and without their father, they would be devastated. I've had to resort to becoming a pimp. I've sent my wife out on the streets to earn what little money she can. Things are tough at this moment in time, but I still look on the bright side. After all, it's not me who has to go out and suck cock for measly pittance.[/i][/QUOTE]

Bolded is the really obvious trolling, italics is just blatant lying for the sake of thread shitting.

But sure, any regular font of things I've quoted of yours are by sure "just opinion."

[Trumath]

[QUOTE=Wish I wasn't an 09er;19627659]Okay.

Bolded is the really obvious trolling, italics is just blatant lying for the sake of thread shitting.

But sure, any regular font of things I've quoted of yours are by sure "just opinion."[/QUOTE]

Why do you care so much?

[Wish I wasn't a]

[QUOTE=Trumath;19627995]Why do you care so much?[/QUOTE]

I actually don't, I'm not entirely sure why I'm still in this thread or bothering with him.

Oh well.

[iEz]

KingQ8 is a fag for going on with this shit.
WIWA09er is cool for giving advice.
Trumath is intelligent for asking why WIWA09er cares.

Now, get on with the thread and post sobby stories >:C