• Dominatrix plans to "Whip the city into shape" and run for Mayor of Toronto
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[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_U3s_dmo5lKA/TUSiVLDKCII/AAAAAAAAESU/QITDCYLqPBQ/s1600/wtf-signs-055.jpg[/img] [quote=cnews] [B]TORONTO -- Ever smoked crack cocaine? I inquire of our new wannabe mayor. It’s the first thing you ask these days.[/B] “No,” replies candidate Carlie Ritch. “I don’t even drink much.” Okay, ever horse-whipped a feller to within an inch of his life, blindfolded him, gagged him, spanked him, trussed him up, stuck pins in his nipples, stomped on him, spit on him and called him a dirty, mangy dog? [B]“Yes, why just yesterday...”[/B] And the line between Toronto city council and sado-masochism gets even blurrier. [B]Carlie Ritch, 43, is better known as Mizz Barbie Bitch, a top pro dominatrix. She runs a busy dungeon downtown.[/B] I bumped into her at the Everything To Do With Sex Show last fall. She wore ball-kicker boots and a Rob Ford button. [B]“I’m a Ford fan,” she told me, and later offered free advice to Rob on how he could be a better mayor. Well, that’s like flogging a dead horse. A stubborn horse. Rob didn’t listen. So Mizz Bitch has gone the next step. She’s running for mayor.[/B] “I’ll whip this city into shape,” is one of her campaign slogans. “I mean business” is the other. Obediently, I shuffle down to Nathan Phillips Square for a campaign kickoff interview. Tired of Ford’s NFL ties, John Tory’s blue shirts or Olivia Chow’s sensible shoes? Mizz Bitch is dolled up in boss-lady pinstrips with metal spiked shoulders, a peekaboo blouse and those ball-kickin’ boots. “I’m a warrior,” she says. “I’ll change things at City Hall.”[/quote] [url]http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2014/03/16/21537436.html[/url] (video on her in source) She's even taking the time out of running her "top pro dominatrix dungeon". What a champ Is the Mizz Bitch the woman with ball-kickin' boots that Toronto needs?
I see a selfless brave woman willing to go to great lengths to fulfill some of most important public services there are.
Good luck, everybody I know is already voting for Olivia Chow.
And people say my country is boring
Sounds like a good time.
Well, it couldn't be any worse than what Rob Ford gets up to, so why not. Let's give her a chance and see what she can do.
Well, this should be interesting...
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;44288602]Good luck, everybody I know is already voting for Olivia Chow.[/QUOTE] Did she resign her seat in Parliament or am I confused here?
i like how she talks about how awful the abuse of power is in the city council yet she is running for it as a dom
She sounds like she has the right idea, and I hope she wins.
[QUOTE=Kondor;44288642]i like how she talks about how awful the abuse of power is in the city council yet she is running for it as a dom[/QUOTE] You saying we need a sub for mayor?
This is a joke right?
[QUOTE=Kondor;44288642]i like how she talks about how awful the abuse of power is in the city council yet she is running for it as a dom[/QUOTE] Unlike most politicians, she understands the importance of a safeword.
What you need is a versatile bicurious mayor.
Barbie Bitch 2014
I wonder if any of the current Toronto government are frequent guests in her establishment.
[QUOTE=Kondor;44288642]i like how she talks about how awful the abuse of power is in the city council yet she is running for it as a dom[/QUOTE] Funny thing is that the sub technically has the most power in that they have a safeword that can stop it all at any time. A good dom is actually one that knows the limits so that the sub doesn't have to use it.
[QUOTE=Terminutter;44289015]Funny thing is that the sub technically has the most power in that they have a safeword that can stop it all at any time. A good dom is actually one that knows the limits so that the sub doesn't have to use it.[/QUOTE] BDSM is weird.
[QUOTE=DaysBefore;44288630]Did she resign her seat in Parliament or am I confused here?[/QUOTE] Yes she did, now shes running for Mayor afaik
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;44289779]BDSM is weird.[/QUOTE] what, you don't want someone who could kick you in the balls and make you [I]like it [/I] running for Mayor of Toronto?
Will her desk chair be a throne consisting of dildos? :v:
I wonder if she'll change how the prisons work.
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;44293681]Will her desk chair be a throne consisting of dildos? :v:[/QUOTE] Winter is coming.
BDSM isn't power trip abusive though. It's super trusting and talked about before a lot of stuff goes in and there's a lot of conforming to whatever the persons comforts are. If things go too far, there's a safeword, unlike actual abuse.
This mayoral race is getting weirder and weirder. We have a crackhead, the political equivalent of Yoko Ono, a man who couldn't win Premier, and now a dominatrix.
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She will put the ball gag of justice into the mouth of crime. Hot candle wax of prosperity dripping onto the taxpayer's back. Vote is the safeword to having a better future.
GREAT. More people making a mockery of this city.
[QUOTE=Lord Xenoyia;44293724]Winter is coming.[/QUOTE] Hear me Roar!
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;44295443]Hear me Roar![/QUOTE] [IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=149025&dateline=1370809494[/IMG]
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