it is but a normal day in the life of this young man. all is well; but unfortunately, he appears to have forgotten his name.
what is this strapping young lad's name?
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>Zoosmell Pooplord
>The Overlord
I bet what ever is in my pocket that he wont continue this
Phil, the prince of insufficient light.
close paint and walk away
your name is PHIL. and... oh fuck this
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this isn't even funny this is 5 second shit you're trying to pass off as ironic and humorous
:|... k
ive already stopped, calm down o.0
[QUOTE=theodore;33566777]:|... k
ive already stopped, calm down o.0[/QUOTE]
SOMEONE MADE TEXT ON THE INTERNET. I BETTER STOP BEFORE THIS GETS UGLY.
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>hijack thread
You look around. You're in a room with a chest and a door.
open the chest
WHY DID YOU BUMP THIS.
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Eat the dingos eyes, so you can gather the key from his poophole.
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Examining the dingo's poophole does not seem like a wise decision.
Calm it with your thriving vocal skills and feed it a cookie with laxatives.
(So that it poops the key out!)
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rape the dingo
rape the dingo and then cut off his penis and then put a string through it and then wear it around your neck
and then open the chest
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ALSO COCKS
break wall with hammer and escape
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like minecraft
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where you hit and break things
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with a tool
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called a pick-axe
Try to break open the lock of the door with the hammer.
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Take a potato chip and break it into a long sharp piece. Stick it through the door. If you stab someone in their red eye, kick the door down and beat them with the hammer while they're stunned. If something comes and eats the chip, kick the door down, beat it with the hammer and then eat it's eyes while it's stunned (in this case you get the "Eye addict" perk). If nothing happens, kick the door down and eat the chip.
And then eat the rest.
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Walk in to the supermarket, make sure it isn't overrun with bandits, then proceed to the dairy isle.
bamp
I just saw zero raping of the dingo. Do what you're told.
go ahead and hijack the thread if you're up for some hot man on dingo sex.
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