Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down well
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[quote]An Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man.
The 19-year-old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said.
"He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss," Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto told local media.
"Cutting off a penis can be fatal."
Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.
The teen spent several days in intensive care but is now in recovery, Sugeng said.
He had not spoken to anyone about the incident, Sugeng said.
"He's still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone."[/quote]
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Remember kids, "Cutting off a penis can be fatal."
Good thing he had the balls to stick around.
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Dismembered member.
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;21051604]Good thing he had the balls to stick around.[/QUOTE]
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Oh, young love. :colbert:
It was lated revealed she was planning to marry Justin Bieber.
I feel bad for the villager who brings up a bucket of water with a dick floating in it.
[QUOTE=QuadCoreGman;21051629]I feel bad for the villager who brings up a bucket of water with a dick floating in it.[/QUOTE]
I feel bad for anyone from now on who drinks from that well
[QUOTE=QuadCoreGman;21051629]I feel bad for the villager who brings up a bucket of water with a dick floating in it.[/QUOTE]"Hey look. Free dildo!"
he should had cut off the penis of the other guy
Well that was kinda of a dick move.
"GOD DAMMIT! THAT CHEATING WHORE! ARGH!!! I KNOW! I'LL CUT OFF MY DICK! YAH! THAT WILL FUCKING SHOW HER."
:geno:
[QUOTE=halflambada;21051721]Well that was kinda of a dick move.[/QUOTE]
I'm thinking, "Hmm, dick move, not only does it pertain to dicks, but [I]dick [/I]was [I]moved[/I], so it works on two levels!"
And then scroll down and see your post. :argh:
Can anyone explain to me why the fuck he cut off his own penis?
Well..... Lets make a documentery about this "[B]The Boy With No Penis[/B]"
[quote]"He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss," Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng [B]Budi Susanto[/B] told local media.[/quote]
I read that as Bolo Santosi. :geno:
Man I'm fucking tired, I read jilted as jihad.
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Sucks to be him though.
I can understand the thought process, if he cant be with her then he feels has no use for it.
"Cutting off a penis can be fatal."
A penis?
As opposed to cutting off two penises?
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;21051604]Good thing he had the balls to stick around.[/QUOTE]
You could say he "cut off his penis".
:smug:
[QUOTE=Cally;21052124]You could say he "cut of his penis".
:smug:[/QUOTE]
:wtc:
Don't cut off your cock to spite your face.
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[QUOTE=Vonderdurp;21051902]"Cutting off a penis can be fatal."
A penis?
As opposed to cutting off two penises?[/QUOTE]
Sharks read the news.
What a dickless move...
At lest one man who can be a dickhead
Well, Ive heard of emo but not dickmo
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That'll teach that bitch a lesson. Think of me when my dick floats into your drinking water!
I loled
Damn, that takes ba-, never mind.
[QUOTE=Best4bond;21052185]What a dickless move...
At lest one man who can be a dickhead
Well, Ive heard of emo but not dickmo
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You don't deserve to use that picture with such disgustingly awful puns.
Damn man. Why cut off his penis? I understand that he's mad and all that, but the penis?
Well he sure showed her who's the boss.
[QUOTE]Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.
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I doubt they put in effort to find it.
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