• I'm so paranoid about what I hear about me
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Every time that I'm out in public I always think that someone is looking at me or is talking about me when they laugh. Especially when they are behind me :ninja:. The worst part is, every time I hear someone laugh, say my name, or say some random word that could be describing me makes my ears wiggle back and forth. That's actually the only way I can move my ears. For fuck's sake its so annoying. I just wanted to share this with you guys :smile:
You must be ugly and/or a fatass. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - RawRKat!90))[/highlight]
Stop it
[QUOTE=Drake Graham;19694527]Every time that I'm out in public I always think that someone is looking at me or is talking about me when they laugh. Especially when they are behind me :ninja:. The worst part is, every time I hear someone laugh, say my name, or say some random word that could be describing me makes my ears wiggle back and forth. That's actually the only way I can move my ears. For fuck's sake its so annoying. I just wanted to share this with[highlight] [b]you assholes[/b][/highlight] :smile:[/QUOTE] Get bent, your probably a self conscious fat ass.
I agree, but then I looked at the last 2 words and now you've upset me.
Everytime I hear people laughing behind me, I come to the conclusion that my underwear must be sticking out of my pants in a really embarrassing manner. Maybe he meant "Share this with [I]your[/I] assholes." Not sure what he'd be trying to say in that case, though. EDIT: See, he was watching anal porn. I was right. ...kind of.
You're just self-conscious. I'm like that as well (not as bad as you describe yourself though)
[QUOTE=voltlight;19694577]I agree, but then I looked at the last 2 words and now you've upset me.[/QUOTE] Sorry I was watching anal porn, edited the OP.
It's all good bro, just relax. Screw what they think about you. Life isn't about popularity or shit like that.
[QUOTE=voltlight;19694577]I agree, but then I looked at the last 2 words and now you've upset me.[/QUOTE] Which is why people talk about him in public. [B][I]Because you're a dick to us, and them. Calling people assholes if they haven't done anything is not cool.[/I][/B]
[QUOTE=Erp;19694536]You must be ugly and/or a fatass.[/QUOTE] I can't stand your desperate posts and first reply snipes, but I actually agree with you there.
Okay, I'm actually paranoid because of many things that have happened to me in public that were fucking humiliating. I'm not fat, I'm actually skinny, really fast metabolism. Once in the 6th grade, I went to the restroom, did my business, and came out as usual. 6th grade was when I was carefree and not really self cautious. So when I came out of the restroom, some chicks were laughing at me. I didn't really mind. It was lunch time, I hardly ever ate, so I chilled and waited for my friends near the lunch tables. After a while some dude comes up to me and says "Hey...nice undies". I looked down and my shirt was tucked into my underwear, so you could see my undies. I felt so humiliated so now I take alot of time "zipping up" in the restroom now. This is just one of the many things that happened to me that probably caused me to be paranoid.
Sorry to hear about that, but you really need to get over it. I know it'll be hard, but there's really nothing to freak about.
[QUOTE=Drake Graham;19694894]Okay, I'm actually paranoid because of many things that have happened to me in public that were fucking humiliating. I'm not fat, I'm actually skinny, really fast metabolism. Once in the 6th grade, I went to the restroom, did my business, and came out as usual. 6th grade was when I was carefree and not really self cautious. So when I came out of the restroom, some chicks were laughing at me. I didn't really mind. It was lunch time, I hardly ever ate, so I chilled and waited for my friends near the lunch tables. After a while some dude comes up to me and says "Hey...nice undies". I looked down and my shirt was tucked into my underwear, so you could see my undies. I felt so humiliated so now I take alot of time "zipping up" in the restroom now. This is just one of the many things that happened to me that probably caused me to be paranoid.[/QUOTE] Similar story. Fortunately it was at a sleep-away camp and I never saw any of them again.
[QUOTE=Drake Graham;19694527]Every time that I'm out in public I always think that someone is looking at me or is talking about me when they laugh. Especially when they are behind me :ninja:. The worst part is, every time I hear someone laugh, say my name, or say some random word that could be describing me makes my ears wiggle back and forth. That's actually the only way I can move my ears. For fuck's sake its so annoying. I just wanted to share this with you guys :smile:[/QUOTE] Don't smoke weed and go and public then, jesus christ that is scary.
more like meth
Stop caring. Who cares what people think, most people are idiots.
[QUOTE=Pepin;19695409]Stop caring. Who cares what people think, most people are idiots.[/QUOTE] So? Public perception is more important than self-satisfaction. Not good advice for regular people.
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;19696820]So? Public perception is more important than self-satisfaction.[/QUOTE] Absolutely horrible advice. You're one of those shallow people aren't you?
deal w/ it & take it like a man :frog:
[QUOTE=Oecleus;19695372]Don't smoke weed and go and public then, jesus christ that is scary.[/QUOTE] only if you are a BABY
[QUOTE=Oecleus;19695372]Don't smoke weed and go and public then, jesus christ that is scary.[/QUOTE] Really? If anything, it seems to help me.
[img]http://nerdarama.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/super-computer-nerd.jpg[/img] [i]"Every time that I'm out in public I always think that someone is looking at me or is talking about me when they laugh. Especially when they are behind me :ninja:. The worst part is, every time I hear someone laugh, say my name, or say some random word that could be describing me makes my ears wiggle back and forth. That's actually the only way I can move my ears. For fuck's sake its so annoying. I just wanted to share this with you guys :smile:"[/i]
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19696844]Absolutely horrible advice. You're one of those shallow people aren't you?[/QUOTE] No. I would rather be someone who's accepted in society rather than someone who's an outcast. I probably picked this up from being in California, and being totally conservative (with the exception of being christian, because I'm not.).
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;19697125]No. I would rather be someone who's accepted in society rather than someone who's an outcast. I probably picked this up from being in California, and being totally conservative (with the exception of being christian, because I'm not.).[/QUOTE] That's fine for you, but my opinion of myself is more important than other's opinions of me.
[QUOTE=frums;19697038]Really? If anything, it seems to help me.[/QUOTE] It made it feel like everyone was looking at me and seeing how stoned I was. It didn't help that we saw about 5 cops that evening.
[QUOTE=Drake Graham;19694894]Okay, I'm actually paranoid because of many things that have happened to me in public that were fucking humiliating. I'm not fat, I'm actually skinny, really fast metabolism. Once in the 6th grade, I went to the restroom, did my business, and came out as usual. 6th grade was when I was carefree and not really self cautious. So when I came out of the restroom, some chicks were laughing at me. I didn't really mind. It was lunch time, I hardly ever ate, so I chilled and waited for my friends near the lunch tables. After a while some dude comes up to me and says "Hey...nice undies". I looked down and my shirt was tucked into my underwear, so you could see my undies. I felt so humiliated so now I take alot of time "zipping up" in the restroom now. This is just one of the many things that happened to me that probably caused me to be paranoid.[/QUOTE] Why did you tuck your shirt into anything in the first place?
Congratulations, OP, you are part of the human race.
[QUOTE=Drake Graham;19694527]Every time that I'm out in public I always think that someone is looking at me or is talking about me when they laugh. Especially when they are behind me :ninja:. The worst part is, every time I hear someone laugh, say my name, or say some random word that could be describing me makes my ears wiggle back and forth. That's actually the only way I can move my ears. For fuck's sake its so annoying. I just wanted to share this with you guys :smile:[/QUOTE] Someone is talking about you right now and you can't hear them. They are saying a load of things you may or may not want to hear about you, and you just can't hear them saying it because you're too far away right now. It could be your parents, it could be your friends, hell, it could very well be the rest of Facepunch PM-ing about you behind your back and you don't even know what we're saying about you.
coughwerecallingyouparanoidcough Woah, I must have swine flu or something, that was a big cough.
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