• Woman tries to kill her husband with poop
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[quote]CHANDLER, Ariz. (AP) — An Arizona woman is accused of trying to kill her hospitalized husband by injecting fecal matter into his IV line, police in suburban Phoenix said Friday. Rose Mary Vogel of Sun Lakes was arrested Thursday on suspicion of attempted first-degree murder after a nurse found the 65-year-old handling her husband’s IV line, which was found to contain a brown substance, police said. [/quote] [url=http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2014/01/31/police-woman-put-fecal-matter-in-husbands-iv-during-murder-attempt/]Source: CBS Las Vegas[/url] Talk about a shitty way to kill someone! :v:
Get that shit out of her system...and out of his.
Another thing to add to my list of "I've seen / heard everything now".
Well...ok then, I didn't expect to read something like this today, that's pretty fucked.
don't worry dear im going to give you some better pain killer than usual trust me it's good shit
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I thought from the title she got a really hard and sharp poop from shiting and tried to stab him.
frozen poop shanks
anyone else more shocked to hear its a 60 year old lady?
[QUOTE=JazZ5109AI;43755551]anyone else more shocked to hear its a 60 year old lady?[/QUOTE] I'm more surprised its in Chandler, that's a community for rich people.
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;43754467] Talk about a shitty way to kill someone! :v:[/QUOTE] [B]ಠ_ಠ[/B] But seriously, what?
[QUOTE=_Kent_;43755567]I'm more surprised its in Chandler, that's a community for rich people.[/QUOTE] I don't think that is surprising The notion that rich people are more morally right than anybody else is silly
[QUOTE=Maloof?;43755950]I don't think that is surprising The notion that rich people are more morally right than anybody else is silly[/QUOTE] Its not the moral part that I meant, its that she should be well off enough without her husbands inheritance. Now that I think of it, that was stupid logic, of course its the wife of a rich person that did this.
[QUOTE=The golden;43754550]It probably would have been more discrete if she just injected a few hundred mils of air. Either way, pretty fucked up. Glad they caught her before she killed him.[/QUOTE] I'm not a scientist or doctor, but I don't think that works as well as people act like it does in movies.
[QUOTE=endorphinsam;43756194]I'm not a scientist or doctor, but I don't think that works as well as people act like it does in movies.[/QUOTE] it depends you wouldn't be able to do it with an IV, at least not very easily, though putting feces in there was also a pretty stupid way to do it too directly injecting, however, is as dangerous as it is in the movies
[QUOTE=_Kent_;43755567]I'm more surprised its in Chandler, that's a community for rich people.[/QUOTE] It's chandler not paradise valley lol
If she succeeded, it would have been a shitty way to go. But honesty her whole idea was crap. She's quite the little turd. She should have used a gun... like a Browning.
[QUOTE=Secrios;43756270]If she succeeded, it would have been a shitty way to go. But honesty her whole idea was crap. She's quite the little turd. She should have used a gun... like a Browning.[/QUOTE] [img]https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSi0r01ENpSI65NdsqZ4Mqsa52tJeLHB-5rSKnhEIwJHuQwo9Fvhg[/img] No. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("meme face reply" - postal))[/highlight]
eat da poo poo
[QUOTE=ss1234;43755542]frozen poop shanks[/QUOTE] And then it melts and instead of a murder weapon there's just poo, yes yes how diabolical!
out of all the horrible things you can inject straight into your bloodstream, shit would be one of the worst like can you imagine getting informed that someone has literally put [B]shit[/B] into your bloodstream and its being circulated through out your body right this moment
Dumbest assassination attempt 2014, for sure.
That shits fucked up
Enough of the crappy jokes already. I think it's been dung to death by now, guys.
Damn, how hard is it to get your hands on some potassium?
[IMG]http://aceflashman.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/dead-bear.jpg%3Fw%3D241%26h%3D300[/IMG] Is it wrong if I thought that the woman attempted to do something like this?
[QUOTE=CaioLugia;43757728] Is it wrong if I thought that the woman attempted to do something like this?[/QUOTE] what is this
[QUOTE=CaioLugia;43757728]Is it wrong if I thought that the woman attempted to do something like this?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-barf.gif[/IMG]
Such is the life of the rich and the effluent.
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