Mysterious foam coats Japanese city after 7.0 earthquake - Polidicks

[quote]Amidst all the damage and devastation following a huge earthquake last week in southern Japan was a strange sight in some of the streets: white foam, covering driving surfaces and sidewalks. The foam was spotted in the Tenjin area of Fukuoua city on the northwestern side of Kyushu Island, where a huge 7.0 magnitude earthquake Saturday morning followed a 6.2 temblor on Thursday, according to Mashable. As the foam poured into the streets, social media images and video showed people walking and riding through it, despite the fact that it was knee-high in some places and an unknown substance. “I saw it just after the earthquake,” Tenjin resident Kazuki Nabeta told the Independent. Officials are still not sure what exactly the foam is or where it came from, but they believe the quake may have ruptured an underground pipe, causing the foam to flow up into the streets, India Today said. [...][/quote] [URL="https://weather.com/safety/earthquake/news/japan-earthquake-mystery-foam"]source[/URL] [media]https://twitter.com/The_takafumi/status/721021819390533632[/media] [media]https://twitter.com/R0KlA/status/721026033135190016[/media]

Kyushu is applying its shaving foam.

Japan can sexualize anything. I bet they make some joke about how the earthquake was the own planet jerking off and the foam is its cum.

[QUOTE=Axsisel;50162004]Japan can sexualize anything. I bet they make some joke about how the earthquake was the own planet jerking off and the foam is its cum.[/QUOTE] You said it, man.

It's my goo

Cthulu cometh.

[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;50162023]Cthulu cometh.[/QUOTE] Ooooh Matron.

Maybe some chemical reaction with broken pipes?

I was gonna suggest that maybe it was some sort of detergent? Guess we'll have to wait for the labs to get back with results on what the hell this foam is. Hopefully it isn't shoggoths.

This is why you don't put dish soap in the dishwasher.

wouldnt be surprised if its just your run of the mill sea foam. we get it a lot and rarely theres so much it overflows. [img]http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/media/images/78424000/jpg/_78424590_78424589.jpg[/img] Fukuoua is right on the sea, probably found its way up some drains or whatever

i bet it stanks

Japan has a creamy filling, no wonder Godzilla is always trying to break it It doesn't look like sea foam, but I remember seeing something about an earthquake causing sea foam in Australia once but maybe I'm confused

This is like the beginning of a cheesy horror film

Did Kronos cut off someones balls again?

I bet it was Mr. Clean.

[QUOTE=Hellsten;50162827]Did Kronos cut off someones balls again?[/QUOTE] It was actually Zeus cutting of his dad's (Kronos') nuts, and throwing them into the ocean. Which in Greek Mythology explains both why the ocean is absolutely teaming with life, and why it's salty. Mythology Fact of the Day™: If you've been to the ocean, you've essentially taken a dip in a literal ocean of jizz. :eng101:

That's a lotta cum well no different than some doujinshis.

Its The Stuff!! [video=youtube;YT20ffnLmzw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT20ffnLmzw[/video]

[QUOTE=Zephyrs;50162882]It was actually Zeus cutting of his dad's (Kronos') nuts, and throwing them into the ocean.[/QUOTE] Must've learned from his father then, because Kronos cut of Uranus genitals too.

[QUOTE=Chrisordie;50163156]Its The Stuff!! [video=youtube;YT20ffnLmzw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT20ffnLmzw[/video][/QUOTE] And here I was umming and ahhing over making such a reference. Also, don't be surprised if you see a naked chick riding a clam out of that foam.

I've seen enough of Ghostbusters to know what this is.

Looks just like regular ol' seafoam.

[QUOTE=Zephyrs;50162882]It was actually Zeus cutting of his dad's (Kronos') nuts, and throwing them into the ocean. Which in Greek Mythology explains both why the ocean is absolutely teaming with life, and why it's salty. Mythology Fact of the Day™: If you've been to the ocean, you've essentially taken a dip in a literal ocean of jizz. :eng101:[/QUOTE] The legend is just about the same for the creation of the islands of Japan.

[QUOTE=Zephyrs;50162882]It was actually Zeus cutting of his dad's (Kronos') nuts, and throwing them into the ocean. Which in Greek Mythology explains both why the ocean is absolutely teaming with life, and why it's salty. Mythology Fact of the Day™: If you've been to the ocean, you've essentially taken a dip in a literal ocean of jizz. :eng101:[/QUOTE] But Aphrodite was born from Zeus cutting Kronos' balls off in the ocean. The Goddess of Love will appear on Japanese shores. No wonder there's a lot of hentai. Watch this become a horrible chemical breakout.

[i]I woke up one morning to find that the entire city had been covered in a three-foot layer of man-eating jam.[/i]

[QUOTE=Axsisel;50162004]Japan can sexualize anything. I bet they make some joke about how the earthquake was the own planet jerking off and the foam is its cum.[/QUOTE]Seriously though I'm glad I'm not the only one who pondered the sexual implications of this. God damn it the internet has forever changed me.

[QUOTE=VinLAURiA;50164759][i]I woke up one morning to find that the entire city had been covered in a three-foot layer of man-eating jam.[/i][/QUOTE] Man I really wish I could read Jam

Didn't this happen in another location where it was just raining foam because of how much industrial chemicals that were being evaporated?

If my street was flooding with mysterious foam, I probably wouldn't leave the house.