• Smoked Last night, need to Pass drug test.
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Last night was with a group of friends, we smoked of course. A few first timers were there including my best friend. I smoke on occasion like every 2/3 weeks. Well the kids house we were at apparently his older brother is a HUGE bitch. Today, we find out he snitches on us and we made a lie that only 1 kid smoked and his parents are gonna receive a phonecall tomorrow. Now here I am doing research on how to easily pass a test. So far, a TON of water, exercise, foods with protein, and THC stays in your hair?. Did I miss anything? tl;dr: Smoked, snitched on, need help passing drug test just in case.
Backup urine.
It will most likely be a piss test, so just exercise a shit load, and drink lots of water to help sweat it out, not too much more than that really... Also it will stay in your hair, not forever, and hair tests require the hair to be sent off to a lab for testing, and the likely hood is you will not get that.
if you didnt smoke much and that's your first time in awhile... with a lot of exercise and water, you could maybe have it out of your system in 5 days. May take a miracle. Kids around my town use some sort of detox pill. No idea if they actually work
Hair tests are expensive, nobodies going to be doing one of those. If they do, get your hair cut. It's only in the hair you have now, so shave that shit bro. But seriously, that's the least of your worries. I swear my hair is like, 90% THC. How long till the drug test? Just do what you said, exercise, water, ext. The THC stores in your fat cells, so get rid of them now. Other then that, maybe have somebody clean pee in a cup for you and then take that with you, not a dog or somebody pregnant though, they'd know.
I dont know how much time I have, thats the problem. I'm trying to play it safe saying I refused, test me asshole [editline]05:06PM[/editline] Does 2nd hand smoke show up?
Manswers did something on this you might want to see if you can get a hold of the video.
Have you tried panicing?
Walk up to somebody in the school bathrooms and say "hey pee in this bottle for me" and then transfer that pee to a pocket-sized bottle and use the pee in the bottle during the urine test.
[QUOTE=King_of_Town;21438330]Walk up to somebody in the school bathrooms and say "hey pee in this bottle for me"[/QUOTE] Does this generally work for you?
[QUOTE=King_of_Town;21438330]Walk up to somebody in the school bathrooms and say "hey pee in this bottle for me" and then transfer that pee to a pocket-sized bottle and use the pee in the bottle during the urine test.[/QUOTE] And then get busted for the heroin and coke that kid took and get in 30 times more trouble.
Use a friend's
[QUOTE=King_of_Town;21438330]Walk up to somebody in the school bathrooms and say "hey pee in this bottle for me" and then transfer that pee to a pocket-sized bottle and use the pee in the bottle during the urine test.[/QUOTE] Depending where the test is held, it could be hard to smuggle a bottle in. If you get caught you can expect a more exstensive test. Also the temperature is measured of the sample. So if you hand in a relatively cold 2nd hand sample, they will know its not fresh and make you do it again, or do another test.
Drink a shitload of water. Take some asprin. Also, soak your finger in bleach and then piss over it when you take the test. It messes with the pH or something.
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