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[quote]this is the story of a kid named ryu
a true story, seriously, why would i lie dude?
and i hope you don't get bored as i try to
tell it to you this is much more than a haiku
he liked to draw animes of elfs and shit
w/questionable anatomy that we helped him with
his goal was to render ladies so immaculate
that when you saw them you felt like you could really grab a tit
that's some nasty shit, a little bit creepy
but in art school that shit isnt frowned on believe me
so for ryu, gettin hella views it was easy
if there's titties, people gonna peep it fasheezy
okay early on nobody suspects a thing, all like
"nice drawing man she's a sexy thing!"
he's playing the art section and he's excelling
but in a moment imma get into the second thing
ryu ryu ryu, ryu gi
people think you're creepy, and i agree
all my friends, enemies, and i believe
that your elf rape drawings are a sight to see
ryu gi, what's your deal your stuff is really really creepy
ryu gi, what's your deal your stuff is really really creepy
ryu gi, what's your deal your stuff is really really creepy
ryu gi, what's your deal your deal you're creepy
fast forward, ryu's been posting threads for weeks
and at this point i'm feeling type impelled to speak
im like "ryu, i hate to be abrupt but yo
that's a nice elf but you should think up some clothes
if she's a warrior, you should make her armor less teeny
or explain to me the virtue of an armored bikini
fight a battle like that and she'll be armless and bleeding"
but ryu was a little too far gone to believe me
"not to fear" said he "it makes sense
allow me to relate to you the storyline hence
her name is selene, she was a priestess in a place
where an elf brainwashed her to suck penis and get raped
here's a picture from the time when she was weak and mindless
willing to do anything to please his highness
and though she escaped, she still dons the thong
as a reminder of the days when she was on his dong"
ryu ryu ryu, ryu gi
people think you're creepy, and i agree
all my friends, enemies, and i believe
that your elf rape drawings are a sight to see
ryu gi, what's your deal your stuff is really really creepy
ryu gi, what's your deal your stuff is really really creepy
ryu gi, what's your deal your stuff is really really creepy
ryu gi, what's your deal your deal you're creepy
from this point forward, he had a reputation
as the kid who drew all the forced elf fornication
but he kept posting that shit like he was on a roll
every indignant explanation dug him deeper in the hole
we said ryu ryu ryu, ryu gi
we all think you're creepy, can't you see?
and wait kid, just before you answer, we
don't want to hear you try to justify your fan-tasies
quoth ryu, "i don't know why yall are acting that way
i mean who DOESN'T want to see a woman trapped and enslaved?
stop hating, you will never stem my creativity!
by the way, you know what's hot? that new movie 'captivity'"
the climax: his creepiness triumphantly rampant,
we said "that's the last straw kid" and somebody banned him
but he's still creepin, never is his perv game sloppy
somewhere he's out there stalkin a bird named coffey
ryu ryu ryu, ryu gi
people think you're creepy, and i agree
all my friends, enemies, and i believe
that your elf rape drawings are a sight to see
ryu gi, what's your deal your stuff is really really creepy
ryu gi, what's your deal your stuff is really really creepy
ryu gi, what's your deal your stuff is really really creepy
ryu gi, what's your deal your deal you're creepy[/quote]
I guess it's as rap as it gets, because it doesn't flow at all.
^lmao
[quote]im like "ryu, i hate to be abrupt but yo
that's a nice elf but you should think up some clothes[/quote]
:golfclap:
If you need a fat looking kid to make the music video I'll gladly help.
I love the chorus
Your voice...
:gizz:
[editline]18th February 2011[/editline]
[quote]and though she escaped, she still dons the thong
as a reminder of the days when she was on his dong"[/quote]
:v:
I've been dancing to this tune for a bit. I really can do a music video and cast myself as Ryu-Gi.
Go for it.
:golfclap: Bravo.
That was fucking awesome, did you make the beat?
Brilliant.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;28139584]I've been dancing to this tune for a bit. I really can do a music video and cast myself as Ryu-Gi.[/QUOTE]
what are you going to record yourself drawing elves?
Very good.
[QUOTE=BigHeaded B;28139827]what are you going to record yourself drawing elves?[/QUOTE]
Im actually thinking a collab project. I lipsynce to the Ryu-Gi lines of the song and do what ever he does IRL.
How does Ryu-GI act like? Im thinking something of a retard or an idiot is a tounge hanging out and dancing around bashing his face on a keyboard and drawing horrible elf drawings. I'd have to get my camcorder to work. Maybe some of you guys can record some footage to collab as part of the chorus and TH89 as the narrator to the story.
I'd have to find my camera and take off some footage and put some of the footage on my computer.
you should have added more stuff about him and susan coffey
it was hilarious, plus it was why he was finally banned if i am correct
[editline]19th February 2011[/editline]
other than that it was pretty nice
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;28139887]Im actually thinking a collab project. I lipsynce to the Ryu-Gi lines of the song and do what ever he does IRL.
How does Ryu-GI act like? Im thinking something of a retard or an idiot is a tounge hanging out and dancing around bashing his face on a keyboard and drawing horrible elf drawings. I'd have to get my camcorder to work. Maybe some of you guys can record some footage to collab as part of the chorus and TH89 as the narrator to the story.
I'd have to find my camera and take off some footage and put some of the footage on my computer.[/QUOTE]
someone find that video where he's on some mountain shouting out her name,
also fucking awesome song
[QUOTE=Shortyish;28139956]you should have added more stuff about him and susan coffey
it was hilarious, plus it was why he was finally banned if i am correct[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I kinda ran out of space and didn't want to do a whole other verse. So much material!
Here's a pic of myself.
[IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/ih7g55.jpg[/IMG]
Would I make a good Ryu-Gi? Do I need to do something to make my self look more like him (Can't believe I said that).
Loved the voice over of Ryu, worked really well. The verses where you sing could have been done a bit better though.. Overall gj+
[quote]somewhere he's out there stalkin a bird named coffey[/quote]
???
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;28140064]Here's a pic of myself.
[img_thumb]http://i54.tinypic.com/ih7g55.jpg[/img_thumb]
Would I make a good Ryu-Gi? Do I need to do something to make my self look more like him (Can't believe I said that).[/QUOTE]
Plaster your walls with anime.
[QUOTE=Zee!;28140190]Plaster your walls with anime.[/QUOTE]
Might need some color ink for that. And I'd only use 5 pictures with the worst, stupidest Anime.
Naruto is a definate on one of those pictures.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;28140064]Here's a pic of myself.
[img_thumb]http://i54.tinypic.com/ih7g55.jpg[/img_thumb]
Would I make a good Ryu-Gi? Do I need to do something to make my self look more like him (Can't believe I said that).[/QUOTE]
all you need to do is tape your eyes so you look asian, and you're set
whoa. i loved it.
i request a download link :v:
[QUOTE=Shortyish;28140296]all you need to do is tape your eyes so you look asian, and you're set[/QUOTE]
hmm I tried doing that pull eyes to look asian thing. Messed up my vision.
this is pretty great if i still dj'd i'd totally add it to my mix
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;28140064]Here's a pic of myself.
[img_thumb]http://i54.tinypic.com/ih7g55.jpg[/img_thumb]
Would I make a good Ryu-Gi? Do I need to do something to make my self look more like him (Can't believe I said that).[/QUOTE]
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where did you find that pic of me in vegas?
If all rap was like that, I would listen to it. Well done TH89.
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