[U][B]How to make Pizza in 5 minutes!
[/B][/U][B]What you need
[/B]White Bread (Not toast)
Cheese
A microwave
A brain
OPTIONAL: Spices
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[B]1. [/B]Take your bread piece and put some cheese on it
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[B]2. [/B]Put it in your microwave
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[B]3. [/B]Set the microwave to [U][B]50 [/B][/U]seconds
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[U][B]ENJOY!
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[U][B]OPTIONAL:[/B][/U]
You can put spices on the Pizza after warming it up, it makes it tasty
Before warming up, put a bread on top of the first one, then put cheese on the second bread peice
Thank You
So... It's a piece of bread with molten cheese? That's not a pizza.
Wow..you REALLY need to resize those.
You're missing tomato sauce.
Make your images smaller.
Not even close to being a pizza.
"how to make food" threads were not funny in the first place and they do not make people hungry
Its an alternative pizza
it does not have sauce or toppings, all it has is cheese and bread and it is therefore not pizza
Thats not bread.
Yes it is
thats not a microwave
That's no moon.
Stop flaming :P Give some pos feedback
That's not pizza. What kind of shit are you trying to pull here, buddy?
[QUOTE=PlasmaMan;23051709]Stop flaming :P Give some pos feedback[/QUOTE]
I browsed through your post history and called your house so I could ask for your pizza recipe but nobody answered, therefore I can give no feedback. Pick up your damn phone next time.
[QUOTE=PlasmaMan;23051709]Stop flaming :P Give some pos feedback[/QUOTE]
You can't give positive feedback on nonsense.
That's Cheese on Toast. Literally.
I do this quite often actually, but then with a large piece of bread and instead of a microwave, I use an oven.
Well, I was short of time, otherwise I would put tomato sauce or ketchup on it
There is a better way to make a pizza in 15-10 minutes.
And i will tell you guys anyway, since i don't really bother making a pizza when i am sick.
A little round muffin (or Bread), put sauce on it (any that you like), add some cheese (any), some ham (any), and anything else you want. Put it in the stove or mini oven thing, set the timer for 15-10 minutes.
[QUOTE=Doomish;23051733]I browsed through your post history and called your house so I could ask for your pizza recipe but nobody answered, therefore I can give no feedback. Pick up your damn phone next time.[/QUOTE]
Dont bullshit me
ATLEAST image thumb the pictures, so we can zoom in or out on the new tab.
The "Real" pizza that originated in Italy didn't even have cheese on it. Thats just something Wester Culture added on
what kind of fucked up bread is that??!!?!?!
THIS is bread
[IMG]http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/DNV/DNV191/sliced-bread_~000802_c437_0038.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=PlasmaMan;23051844]Dont bullshit me[/QUOTE]
Okay, fine, I didn't call your house, but I [I]do[/I] know all of your personal information including where you live, how old you are, and what your real name is. You really shouldn't have asked for people to find it.
Actually, the bread on the pictures is swedish,
[IMG]http://www.pagen.dk/repository/typify/files/product-antligengodtbrod-lrg.jpg[/IMG]
Danish version....
Very tasty actually
i dont have a brain OP am i fucked?
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also you didnt tell us how to eat it
Eat it with your hands
Really
but ill get burnt
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