homeless guy putting poops wrapped in tissues in my mailbox - General

Theres this hobo roaming around my apartment, he keeps putting poops wrapped up in tissues or newspaper in the mailbox, and the other day he smeared his poop on my cart, he also walks around and pees on the doorknobs of houses. I've called the police but they think it's a prank. [IMG]http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/165/pooponcarcloseup.jpg[/IMG] i live in phoenix, i think this guy might have done this too. [URL]http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/news/text_only/feces_on_light_rail_06_02_2009[/URL] EDIT: i just recorded him from my car putting a piece of shit on the garage door then peeing on the garage door. [U][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92C0oRtJrc[/media][/U][URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=V92C0oRtJrc"][/URL]

Homeless guy wraps up his shit everywhere Homeless guy smeared his ass on my motorcycle What do i do to stop homeless guy Kick his fucking ass!

How shitty.

He is giving you gifts you insensitive bastard!

What an ass

Wait outside with a baseball bat.

[QUOTE=Level7;25241844]Homeless guy wraps up his shit everywhere Homeless guy smeared his ass on my motorcycle What do i do to stop homeless guy Kick his fucking ass![/QUOTE] No you gotta post about it on Facepunch, that'll show him!

[QUOTE=Level7;25241844]Homeless guy wraps up his shit everywhere Homeless guy smeared his ass on my motorcycle What do i do to stop homeless guy Kick his fucking ass![/QUOTE] oh yea, not to mention he got on my motorcycle with no pants on and whiped his shitty asshole on it. I didn't take a pic because it was fucking gross.

Buy OC spray, apply directly to hobo face, claim victory.

Beat him with a big stick until he leaves.

Record it on video then have evidence and win

Invite him in for tea, then shove his own poop down his throat.

next time he does it knock him out, stuff him in your trunk and drive somewhere remote, and then murder and bury him he's a hobo nobody's gonna know or give a fuck

That shit is nasty.

Ahaha oh man, that's too funny.

[QUOTE=Kalibos;25241928]next time he does it knock him out, stuff him in your trunk and drive somewhere remote, and then murder and bury him he's a hobo nobody's gonna know or give a fuck[/QUOTE] Stephen King wrote a book about that. It was pretty cool.

[QUOTE=Aries;25241937]Stephen King wrote a book about that. It was pretty cool.[/QUOTE] About murdering homeless poop pranksters?

[heres another pic, he wrote with poop on the wall right outside of my neighbors patio. [img]http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/7250/0000001488.jpg[/img]

Next step - smear shit on your doorknob

Make a plasma welder and melt his face off.

Beat the shit out of him!! oh wait.. But in all seriousness, if someone did that to my house I would fuck their shit up, you just have to catch him in the act!!

Just kick his ass.

Next time he does it smash his face in.

His a hobo, his probably has malnutrition. It would be a easy kill.

seriously, kick his ass! especially with hobos as no-one gives a fuck. seriously, if he has enough time to do this he obviously isn't struggling to survive.

That's seriously fucked up, why do homeless guy tend to do these things

[QUOTE=chamon;25242009]That's seriously fucked up, why do homeless guy tend to do these things[/QUOTE] They're fucked up in the head, that's partially why their homeless.

This thread is turning rather disgusting.

[QUOTE=luck_or_loss;25242037]This thread is turning rather disgusting.[/QUOTE] The OP has a picture of shit covered in tissue, when was it not disgusting?

I just recorded him from my car. he put a piece of shit on the ground and peed on the garage door [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92C0oRtJrc[/media]