My friend can't have orgasms. Maybe I'll have a chance to help her. - General

:siren: [B]Updates on the rest of the thread, read it! [/B]:buddy: :siren: Hello. There is this girl I'm friends with for quite some time now. This year, while we were off school (we finished school, we're on college now) we chatted a lot through the Internet, and two weeks ago we went downtown and got together. It was kinda awkward. We went to the movies (The Hurt Locker isn't exactly the most romantic movie out there), but we didn't kiss. I mean, I tried, but she was being [I]tough[/I], and I wasn't completely used to the idea of kissing my friend. When we left the movies, we went to this place, that I don't know how to name in English: [img]http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/3038/pqhalfeld8we.jpg[/img] (Square? Park? Fuck it.) It was 10PM by then, so there were lots of couples and shit. I managed to get a [I]little[/I] (can't stress that enough) kiss, and then we went across the street to wait for her dad. While we were waiting I tried to get a fairly decent kiss, and it sucked a [I]little bit [/I]less than the other one. Then I said "What's wrong?" and she said "It's a friend kiss". When she said that, I thought: "Shit. I was too slow, got her bored, and now our friendship is ruined. Way to go." Then her dad arrived. I was planning on catching a bus, but she insisted me to go with them, he would drop me near my house. The thing is, without me saying ANY WORD on where I live, she stops IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE. She came here a few times, so she probably taught him how to come here earlier. I said to her dad: "Wow, you came closer to my house than I thought you will" and he replied: "Yeah, she dragged me here earlier.". I was like :byodood: So, two weeks passed by. The only relevant thing that happened was that she went online and talked to me. It was strange, since I thought she hated me for being so slow. Nothing [I]really [/I]relevant was said. Last Saturday, March 20th, we went out again. I called her Friday (I was REALLY, REALLY bored, and wanted to go out with a friend. Making friend on college is hard for someone shy like me. Also I hate the word 'shy', it's so gay), after like 2 hours of thinking if I should or not. I thought "Well, if she says no, we're already finished anyway". Then I called. She was surprisingly nice. "Hey, wanna do something tomorrow?" "Yeah sure. No, wait, I'm being too easy. I'll have to think. Aw dammit, too late, yeah, what you want to do?" It was great. After looking for somewhere nice to sit and chat (that took like 2 hours, we walked almost everywhere downtown) I remembered this old school, with big stairs, not many people pass there, and it's kinda dark, so it's perfect. We go there, and it's great. We chat, we are hugging each other, doing those little good things that two people in love do. Thing is, I don't think we are in love. It was great, I never felt so good before. Maybe because I never really wanted or cared about a girl, but it's different with her, we're friends. We're friends with benefits, I guess. But I'll get there later. Saturday was GREAT. So, the cool thing about us is that we can talk about EVERYTHING with each other. She said a lot about her life with me. And boy, she done some crazy stuff. The most relevant thing is that she can't have orgasms. That's right, she never had one. She thought the people she made sex with aren't effective enough, so she had sex with a girl. She said it was [I]weird[/I]. Anyway. I really like her, so I said (almost kidding) that I could try to help her. I mean, make love with her but focusing on [I]her[/I] needs, not mine. I would really like to do that, even if I don't have any pleasure, I would feel great for making her satisfied. I friendly yold her that I would do oral on her for as long as it was necessary and stuff, and she accepted the idea without bitching (that's what's great about we being friends :buddy:). She said that if she was alone at home someday, she would call me, and use that black lingerie I'm crazy about, if I promise to try to please her. Of course I said yes, "It's a deal". That's where things get complicated. You remember that first occasion, where we went to this place with trees? Well, she asked if I ever made sex with anyone. Thing is, on the pressure of the situation, I said yes. Yeah, I lied. I immediately thought "CRAP", but well, I couldn't say otherwise. I had to lie a bit more to get context. It sucks. Also, she's my third girl. But since I lied, I can't just say "oh hey i'm virgin also you're my 3rd girl, ok? u still want to have sex with me?". Finally, after all this bullshit, here's what I want to ask you. I know that there are lots of normal people here on FP, that won't just come in here and try to be funny. If you want to do a funny comment feel free to do so. What do you think I should do? This is getting really complicated. Saturday was so great, I never felt so good in my life. I don't want to have more feelings for her, because I don't want to get hurt (and this WILL happen, even if we lived together for the rest of our lives, and I know that's not gonna happen). If she does call me to go to her house, should I go? And how do I contain my feelings so I don't start liking her more than I do? Thanks, guys. I hope you can help me. Sorry for wasting your time with such an uninteresting story. :ohdear: [B]tl;dr[/B] virgin lies and kisses a girl and doesnt know what to do next [editline]a[/editline] Artist's Approach: [img]http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg26/Slubbz/facepunch.png[/img]

One word: [b]Fuck[/b]. You know you want to. EDIT: Did you do it yet? EDIT: Did you? [b]DID YOU?[/b]/caps EDIT: Well did you? EDIT: This thread's still around? Did you do it yet?

put it in her pooper [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Meme Reply/snipe" - Gurant))[/highlight]

So all you did was jump all around her going all "KISS ME KISS ME KISS MEEEE"

1st post eh? I call bullshit.

[QUOTE=soderholm13;20894447]One word: [b]Fuck[/b]?[/QUOTE] Shit you read fast Anyway: and I do shit for I never fucked anyone and probably won't please her. She'll look into my face and tell me to fuck off. [QUOTE=Sethorion;20894447]1st post eh? I call bullshit. [/QUOTE] I made this account to preserve my privacy on FP. Also, guys, I know it's hard to do this on FP, but please [I]try[/I] to be just a bit helpful.

Awkward situation seeing as you have no sexual experience at all so you probably don't know what to do to please her, if she can't direct you that is. If you don't think that your friendship/relationship won't be jeopardized if you go through with this, then go ahead. Have some hot fingering sex :q:

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20894456]Shit you read fast Anyway: and I do shit for I never fucked anyone and probably won't please her. She'll look into my face and tell me to fuck off. I made this account to preserve my privacy on FP. Also, guys, I know it's hard to do this on FP, but please [I]try[/I] to be just a bit helpful.[/QUOTE] She'd tell you to fuck off because you're a virgin? And why are you with her, again? If she's using you for sex, why stay?

You lied and said you weren't a virgin, she'd probably be happy to know you're a virgin. But then again, I'm not sure what type of girl she is. Sex comes pretty natural, so I wouldn't put much thought into it.The first time I had sex, I was nervous as hell, but it's pretty easy. Just go with it. She sounds mildly slutty, though...? also, fingering chicks is easy, just do that.

[QUOTE=Mooe94;20894485]Awkward situation seeing as you have no sexual experience at all so you probably don't know what to do to please her, if she can't direct you that is.[/QUOTE] Yes, that's exactly what I think. But she doesn't know that I never had sex, so it's a tough spot to be. [QUOTE]She'd tell you to fuck off because you're a virgin? And why are you with her, again?[/QUOTE] Not because I'm a virgin (when she asked, she even said "It's ok to say, it won't make you less of a man", but this faggot here got nervous and lied. I hate myself so much), but because I lied. At least that's what I think that any girl would do. [QUOTE]You lied and said you weren't a virgin, she'd probably be happy to know you're a virgin. But then again, I'm not sure what type of girl she is. She sounds mildly slutty, though...? [/QUOTE] She would be happy to know that I'm a virgin? Why? This just means that I have no experience whatsoever thus the chances that I please her are even smaller And she isn't slutty, no. She's actually less slutty than most girls here in this shitty country.

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20894456]Shit you read fast[/QUOTE] :ninja:

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20894456]I made this account to preserve my privacy on FP.[/QUOTE] Mods, IP search please.

Give her my number then this thread will be a lie.

Why all these problems? Just go over there and fuck her.

Damnit i wish i had a friend like that... :( Anwyay... Just fuck her and enjoy it.

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20894494]Yes, that's exactly what I think. But she doesn't know that I never had sex, so it's a tough spot to be.[/QUOTE] I think you should tell her before it is too late. I mean, what are you going to do when you are there and she is expecting you to please her like some sex machine? Things will get really god damned awkward right there when you have tried your best. But hey, what can you [I]really[/I] lose? You never know if you never try.

Would be funny if after 20 minutes of sex she looks and you and says: "You[B] must[/B] be a virgin".

[QUOTE=compwhiziitothemax;20894504]Mods, IP search please.[/QUOTE] I'm on a school and my friend is using FP too. Also it's a public Wi-Fi network that the neighborhood uses, so... yeah, 30 people are getting banned today? [QUOTE]I think you should tell her before it is too late. I mean, what are you going to do when you are there and she is expecting you to please her like some sex machine? Things will get really god damned awkward right there when you have tried your best.[/QUOTE] God, maybe I should. But how? "Oh you remember when I said I'm not a virgin?" "Uh... yeah?" "That was totally a lie" :saddowns: [QUOTE]Would be funny if after 20 minutes of sex she looks and you and says: "You must be a virgin".[/QUOTE] Of after 3 minutes of sex when I had 15 orgasms

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20894540]I'm on a school and my friend is using FP too. Also it's a public Wi-Fi network that the neighborhood uses, so... yeah, 30 people are getting banned today?[/QUOTE] I doubt that the mods would care about banning 30 people, but it's more likely they'll ban the user you quoted for being a stalker, I doubt they'll ban anyone over this anyway.

Apparently girls not being able to have orgasms is common. All you can really do is stimulate her youknowwhat and hope everything goes well. I'm sure there's tons of guides on the internet on 'fulfilling' stimulation, so go check it out I guess.

Watch lots of porn...learn from there.

[QUOTE=acds;20894552]I doubt that the mods would care about banning 30 people, but it's more likely they'll ban the user you quoted for being a stalker, I doubt they'll ban anyone over this anyway.[/QUOTE] I know 13 people here on college that use FP, and in this neighbourhood there are probably a few more. [QUOTE=Superginger;20894564]Apparently girls not being able to have orgasms is common. All you can really do is stimulate her youknowwhat and hope everything goes well. I'm sure there's tons of guides on the internet on 'fulfilling' stimulation, so go check it out I guess.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I actually searched a bit about it. But it must be different with girls like her. I can only hope. [QUOTE]Watch lots of porn...learn from there. [/QUOTE] If watching porn gave us any sex skills 97% of Facepunch, including me would be made of sex gods.

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20894540] God, maybe I should. But how? "Oh you remember when I said I'm not a virgin?" "Uh... yeah?" "That was totally a lie" :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Just say it, but not in that way. Just be... direct and don't drag it out because then she most likely will take it worse than she normally would, supposedly.

Fuck her, then tell her you were a virgin.

^ Also a good idea.

[QUOTE=The_Putty;20894594]Fuck her, then tell her you were a virgin.[/QUOTE] then obtain bitches and get pimped my man'

[QUOTE=The_Putty;20894594]Fuck her, then tell her you were a virgin.[/QUOTE] "Oh seriously, I [I]totally[/I] couldn't tell. :smug:" [QUOTE]Just say it, but not in that way. Just be... direct and don't drag it out because then she most likely will take it worse than she normally would, supposedly. [/QUOTE] I'll try, if I have a good moment to do so. I can't expect her to react nicely, though. :frown: Holy cow, 50 people reading this thread. I'm embarrassed.

give her oral all night long and claim you've only done it [I]once[/I] before (and it went really shitty)

[QUOTE=The_Putty;20894492]She'd tell you to fuck off because you're a virgin? And why are you with her, again? If she's using you for sex, why stay?[/QUOTE] Take a step back and think about that But really...if you get along with her great and she wants to have sex what the fuck is the problem? And if you really feel that bad tell her you lied under pressure

Just pretend you're licking ice cream A rather salty ice cream.