[quote]Two unicorns (yes, you read that correctly) have come up for sale on Craigslist, costing just over a million dollars each.[/quote]
Source: [url]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/12/05/13/38/two-purebred-unicorns-are-for-sale-on-craigslist[/url]
Only on Craigslist.
It's two horses with ice cream cones glued to their heads isnt it
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;43075525]It's two horses with ice cream cones glued to their heads isnt it[/QUOTE]
They came from eggs.
How much are the eggs?
serious inquiries only
Next up, a tetracorn costing just over 4 million dollars.
[quote]The seller boasts that they are an "experienced breeder" and "unicorn expert".[/quote]
Seems legit.
I'd glad they're purebred, I can [I]never[/I] find these things with a good pedigree.
The real question is how long is the horn. Everyone knows the longer it is the better quality it is.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;43075525]It's two horses with ice cream cones glued to their heads isnt it[/QUOTE]
Nah man, it's those cotton candy cone things you get at the carnival.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;43075525]It's two horses with ice cream cones glued to their heads isnt it[/QUOTE]
[t]http://prod.static9.net.au/~/media/images/2013/december/5/0512_unicorns_s.ashx?h=360&w=640[/t]
Those are some long cones~
If they come from North Korea...
The devil in the details is that only virgins can see unicorns.
Not that this would be a problem for Facepunch, mind you.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;43078143]The devil in the details is that only virgins can see unicorns.
Not that this would be a problem for Facepunch, mind you.[/QUOTE]
But can a unicorn who had sex see itself?
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;43078171]But can a unicorn who had sex see itself?[/QUOTE]
Can you see a unicorn while it is having sex for the first time?
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If not, can you see the ejaculate once it's left the male? Just... sloshing about in seemingly empty air?
Damnit this myth doesn't make SENSE!
Wonder how they taste...
[QUOTE=Terminutter;43079137]Wonder how they taste...[/QUOTE]
joke's on you, the beef's actually been unicorn meat this entire time
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;43078143]The devil in the details is that only virgins can see unicorns.
Not that this would be a problem for Facepunch, mind you.[/QUOTE]
What happens when unicorns mate
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"Debbie I'm going to c -- Debbie?
"Debbie, where'd you go?
"DEBBIE!"
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All lady unicorns are called Debbie. The men are called Frank.
[QUOTE=Terminutter;43079137]Wonder how they taste...[/QUOTE]
A bit like chicken
Sotty I only buy Pegasi for my mythological rides.
Who the hell names a unicorn Pegasus, honestly?
If I was filthy rich, I'd make this purchase simply because it would piss off so many people all at once.
"IT WAS CLEARLY A SCAM! WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? WHY WOULD HE ENCOURAGE A [b]SCAMMER[/b] ON CRAIGSLIST!?!?!"
[editline]6th December 2013[/editline]
I typed that in all-caps because the people who would be extra mad about it type in all caps and watch Fox News a lot.
You know why they are being sold....They murdered the owner for having sex and sinning.....
[QUOTE=lazyguy;43080630]What happens when unicorns mate
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"Debbie I'm going to c -- Debbie?
"Debbie, where'd you go?
"DEBBIE!"
[editline]5th December 2013[/editline]
All lady unicorns are called Debbie. The men are called Frank.[/QUOTE]
why can't they called Bill? or Austin? why Frank?
[QUOTE=J!NX;43088881]why can't they called Bill? or Austin? why Frank?[/QUOTE]
Because their name is Frank.
[QUOTE=lazyguy;43090724]Because their name is Frank.[/QUOTE]
im a unicorn and i think this is very ignorant. i was a bill born in a frank's body :(
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