Hey guys. I was just invited by this cute girl to a big party not too far from my college campus tonight. Since I commute and don't live in the dorms, my social circle isn't very large, and I would say I know only a handful of people really well on campus. Anyway, the point is this will be the first party I have ever been to in my life (went to private catholic school for elementary, middle, and high, and I live in a very rural area, so I didn't get out much). I have never gotten drunk and never tasted more than a sip of beer or vodka in my life. I'm guessing they're going to have a wide variety of alcohol there to choose from, and I want to know what kind tastes the best. I know this is going to be a mixed bag of opinions, but try to think of something that someone who has never consumed alcohol would like. Also, I'm not looking to get shitfaced, just enough to get tipsy, and I want to avoid puking if necessary.
Also, share your first partying experiences with me, I want to hear them. I know most people get a taste of it early in highschool, but I am a deprived child (I'm also the oldest). And contrary to what my educational history is, I'm a pretty laid back kinda guy, and I'm at the point where I believe science conquers over religion, despite what I've been taught. Ah, I apologize for digressing, but I wanted you guys to get an idea for the kind of person I am. Well, fuck it, thread, begin.
[i]Update:[/i]
Alright guys, so here's how it went down. I met up with my friend and a group of people just after 9:30. Their plan was to party hop all over this one section of campus, where the senior dorms are. I told them I would stay for a bit, but I wanted to head out and drive to the big party off campus I was invited too, I invited them to join me if they so pleased. They said ok, but they pretty much disregarded it. I said fuck it, I'll just go with the flow. So I end up going to like 5 or 6 different parties, not staying at each one for more than an hour, cause the couple that was leading us apparently knew their way around. Anyway, I ended up starting off with a cup of this "Jungle-juice" concoction (or Jumba-juice, I have no clue) that was a mix of kool-aid, vodka, and what looked like pink lemonade vodka. Then I ended up having like 5-6 shots of this weak ass jello liquor, then I had 3/4 a beer in-between, tasted like pepsi and ginger-ale without the flavor, then I finished it off with about a gallon and a half more of that wonky jungle-juice shit. I wasn't sure of the alcohol content, but I felt really good about 10-20 mins before I decided to share my beverages with the bushes. I puked like 4 times consecutively, then got sober pretty fast, and it wasn't as fun anymore, lol. I was proud of myself a bit, cause I did drink more than I thought I would. I think the fact that I mixed all that shit together in my stomach when it really had nothing in it made me puke. Other than that, the night was pretty fun, I'll definitely be doing this next weekend. Any tips on staying drunk as hell longer (meaning holding my liquor)?
I crashed at my friend's dorm. Soon after I got there, he heads out to the girl's dorm to meet his roommate and presumably get some pussy; it's 4 am now and I can't sleep cause his roomie has this damn lizard that needs this heat lamp on to survive, and I can't fuckin sleep. So I'm on his computer typing this. I guess it's better than sleeping in my car.
I say you avoid it.
Wouldn't want to make a fool of yourself in front of this "cute girl"
Just test the water, find your limits.
You may be a lightweight.
drink vodka and snort cocaine
Prepare to get poon.
[QUOTE=toastedspyro;17644409]I say you avoid it.[/QUOTE]
Square.
[QUOTE=frums;17644420]
Square.[/QUOTE]
It's hip to be square.
[QUOTE=toastedspyro;17644409]I say you avoid it.
Wouldn't want to make a fool of yourself in front of this "cute girl"[/QUOTE]
you'd make a fool of yourself if you didnt drink at a party
Drink half of what everyone else is drinking or something. That should cover it.
Avoid drinking alcohol, it makes you dumb.
Actually thats bad advice to give on Facepunch, you should drink as much as possible and show all those losers how to really hold liquor.
By the way, you're not going to like the taste.
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;17644500]Avoid drinking alcohol, it makes you dumb.
Actually thats bad advice to give on Facepunch, you should drink as much as possible and show all those losers how to really hold liquor.[/QUOTE]
It's okay in moderation, the most important thing in life is to enjoy yourself because you're going to die. I do believe that cannabis is safer and more enjoyable, though.
[QUOTE=Grayron;17644460]you'd make a fool of yourself if you didnt drink at a party[/QUOTE]
No, no one would care.
Nobody cares if you drink or not. Well, unless you party with children.
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What!? What!?
I need to know what you're trying to say!
You should fast for 7 hours before going, make sure to have your mother on speed dial for when you're drunk out your ass, and play this drinking game where every time someone breathes you take a shot of liquor and alternate with beer. Hope this helps.
Drink at least one cup of alcohol, If I remember correctly you can handle one beer for every 40-60 pounds on you.
Also, remember this rhyme: "Liquor before beer you're in the clear, beer before liquor you'll never feel sicker."
[QUOTE=Grayron;17644460]you'd make a fool of yourself if you didnt drink at a party[/QUOTE]
Because girls will totally be all over you because you're cool and drink alcohol.[/sarcasm]
I don't hate alcohol or anything, but if you never/rarely drink, testing waters at your first party is not exactly the best idea. Do the experimenting on your own time before taking it to the parties.
[QUOTE=PoodleSlayer;17644530]You should fast for 7 hours before going, make sure to have your mother on speed dial for when you're drunk out your ass, and play this drinking game where every time someone breathes you take a shot of liquor and alternate with beer. Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]
Why fast? Food retards the process of getting drunk.
Go slow, this is the most important thing. If you've never drank before, I'd say try to go with 1 drink an hour or so, if you want to avoid getting wasted. There are a few good ways to do this, like alternate soda, drink, soda, drink. You can mix your beers with sprite, makes 'em last twice as long.
Some other good tips are go in on a full stomach - you have no idea how much this helps. Also, make sure you stay hydrated.
Edit: Also, stay with one thing. If you wanna go with beer, try to stick with beer. Alternating back and forth between liquors and beer is a recipe for disaster.
[QUOTE=toastedspyro;17644535]Because girls will totally be all over you because you're cool and drink alcohol.
I don't hate alcohol or anything, but if you never/rarely drink, testing waters at your first party is not exactly the best idea. Do the experimenting on your own time before taking it to the parties.[/QUOTE]
Exactly, I'm sort of in the same boat as the OP, but I'll probably try drinking with my Brother first, he even wants me to do it (find my limit, after all.)
[QUOTE=toastedspyro;17644409]I say you avoid it.
Wouldn't want to make a fool of yourself in front of this "cute girl"[/QUOTE]
I'm not looking to date this cute girl, I'm still getting over another chick. And if I don't drink that much, I'm hoping I won't be at the point where I'm drunk enough to make a fool out of myself. Anyway, if it helps to know my weight, I only weigh 135 lbs., but there's not an ounce of fat on me, which is why when I get hungry I start slowing down, because my metabolism is so fast. I will assume I'm a lightweight.
I also have condoms in my car, if need be, but I'm not looking to score tonight. I've heard drunken sex is terrible, and I don't want that.
[QUOTE=Bassplaya7;17644555]Go slow, this is the most important thing. If you've never drank before, I'd say try to go with 1 drink an hour or so, if you want to avoid getting wasted. There are a few good ways to do this, like alternate soda, drink, soda, drink. You can mix your beers with sprite, makes 'em last twice as long.
Some other good tips are go in on a full stomach - you have no idea how much this helps. Also, make sure you stay hydrated.[/QUOTE]
Keeps you from getting a hangover, after all.
Have a quart of brandy before breakfast and beat the Nazis.
But seriously, you should probably test your limit before your first big party.
[QUOTE=PiPBoyV3;17644562]I'm not looking to date this cute girl, I'm still getting over another chick. And if I don't drink that much, I'm hoping I won't be at the point where I'm drunk enough to make a fool out of myself. Anyway, if it helps to know my weight, I only weigh 135 lbs., but there's not an ounce of fat on me, which is why when I get hungry I start slowing down, because my metabolism is so fast. I will assume I'm a lightweight.
I also have condoms in my car, if need be, but I'm not looking to score tonight. I've heard drunken sex is terrible, and I don't want that.[/QUOTE]
I say 2 drinks before you feel drunk, one will probably get you buzzed.
If this is your first time I have only one piece of advice.
Drink till you puke out of every hole.
Don't listen to all the pussies in this thread, there's only one first time so make it memorable.
Something with about 4,5% vol alcohol in it (plenty if you want to get tipsy), that's a definite. Taste varies a lot... Stay away from beer, really: the foam clogging your throat can be a pain in the ass, the taste it bad (both ways if you know what I mean) and it smells. I'd suggest a good cider with 4,5% (do you have Somersby or Rekorderlig?) or a pre-mix with the same. Some sweet wine is good too.
[QUOTE=PiPBoyV3;17644562]Anyway, if it helps to know my weight, I only weigh 135 lbs., but there's not an ounce of fat on me, which is why when I get hungry I start slowing down, because my metabolism is so fast. I will assume I'm a lightweight.[/QUOTE]
Basically you're going to be falling down drunk after two beers.
[QUOTE=M23;17644468]Don't take shots at your first party.[/QUOTE]
This.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;17644593]Basically you're going to be falling down drunk after two beers.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;17644581]I say 2 drinks before you feel drunk, one will probably get you buzzed.[/QUOTE]
Beat you to it!
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;17644602]Beat you to it![/QUOTE]
I don't care, damn you!
I need more brandy
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