Cops are getting tired of this shit: Serial pooper stinks up Middle School [Video in source]

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Florida cops have had enough of this s***.

Investigators with the Ocala Police Department say that a serial defecator is doing his business on the steps of a portable middle school classroom -- and they have video to prove it.

The alleged bowel movement bandit first appeared felt during early September, when Fort King Middle School administrators made an unsightly discovery in front of room 469, WTSP-10 reports.

Police said the school also filed reports on Sept. 14, Sept. 19, Sept. 27, according to Florida's NewTimes.

After the four incidents involving the pooper's little presents -- at least two of which included notes -- detectives set up surveillance cameras aimed at the classroom steps.

Sure enough, the perpetrator returned to his favorite spot.

The footage, embedded below, shows a white male with glasses who seems to be holding a roll of toilet paper.

"You can see in the video he appears to be a very clean-cut, normal-looking guy," police department spokesman Chas Maier told NBC Miami. "But you never know what's going on in his head. We don't know if he suffers from mental illness or something like that."[/release]

What the fuck is up with Florida sometimes?
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[samm5506]

Sounds like that guy needs to get his shit together.

[teh_balrog]

I have no idea, and i fucking live here.

[Jackpody]

[quote]Florida cops have had enough of this shit.[/quote]

:v:

[james0724]

WTF

[Wrathborne]

I don't think I've ever been happier to see a 'censor bar' than I was when I watched the clip.

[Orckrast]

The shit has hit the fan.

[-xxsetshotxx-]

As if portables weren't shitty if the first place.

[A B.A. Survivor]

I hope they poot him in his place.

Sphincter.

[Hakita]

The cops must be having a really shitty time.

[Somebody_404]

Sounds like shit news to me.

[wwlfr]

That would be a shitty day at work for them.

[editline]12th October 2011[/editline]

When they find him he's going to be in deep shit.
I guess you could say up shit creak without a paddle.

[ForestRaptor]

I bet it's the car hood shit hobo striking again.

[shian]

What a shitty pun

[ewitwins]

This should be renamed to the "make shit puns in here" thread.

[Jasun]

Shit the fuck up guys

[Sexy Eskimo]

Seriously? What is this shit?

[Red scout?]

Sounds like it's gonna be a real crappy day for the cleaning lady.

[coup]

SO MANY BAD PUNS

IT BURNS

[Madman_Andre]

What a shitty thing of him to do.

[joshdasmif]

He should shit down and think about what he has done.

[nnanna]

Stop trying so hard your puns suck. :c

[Conspiracy]

Some people really have way too much free time.

[The Combine]

What are Dane Cook jokes?

[kaven]

[QUOTE=The Combine;32742746]What are Dane Cook jokes?[/QUOTE] you dont want to know...

[Region]

Jack The Ripper

v:v:v

[Murkat]

Your puns are all shit.

[Moose]

i bet his name is Durt E. Sanchez

[CabooseRvB]

Looks like the Cleveland Browns are heading to Florida.

[Fatal-Error]

These puns are starting to get [I]shit[/I]