Ok Facepunch, let's see what you've got.
I work as a cashier in a taco buffet at a local amusement park. It's my job to see to it that all trays are filled, that there's cutlery and stuff like that.
As you all know, rainy days are not good days to go to amusement parks.
However, I still have to be here from nine to five. This can sometimes get really boring.
Now, being responsible for the buffet has some good sides (other than tacos everyday).
It means that I have a virtually endless supply of:
[Indent]Drinking straws
Toothpicks
0.2 liter mugs
Sticky tape
Bottle caps
Receipt paper
Napkins[/indent]
and some other things.
I also have access to a knife and various foodstuffs.
[B]Your assignment is to think of something I can make with one or more of the above.[/b]
pop the roll thingy out of the receipt paper, pull out some of the paper from the inside, and watch it do this:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T67AewxhBaQ[/media]
You can build crossbowns from straws and toothpicks, my friends and i used to do it all the time at MacDonalds
Build C4 explosive
-tape the drinking straws together to make a really long one and then dring from it :D
-learn origami so you can make cool stuff with the napkins and receipt paper: [url]http://www.origami-instructions.com/[/url]
-try to make a piece of ort with the toothpicks and the sticky tape
-make a car with the bottle caps as the wheels and the toothpicks for the frame etc and use the straws so it can move freely (put the straws over the wheel shaft so it can actually move)
-fill as many 0.2 liter mugs as you can with your spit see how much you have XD
btw: where do you work?
Make a miniature straw fort that is defending itself from the toothpick forces of napkin mountain!
Too bad you didn't have chewing gum. Then you could've made explosives. MacGyver-style.
Chewing gum... can be... arranged... :ohdear:
Create a vehicle.
[IMG]http://i37.tinypic.com/2h2gp74.png[/IMG]
Ok, let's see here...
[QUOTE=Ultralast;23916041]pop the roll thingy out of the receipt paper, pull out some of the paper from the inside, and watch it do this:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T67AewxhBaQ[/media][/QUOTE]
Awesome. Too bad the roll thingies are glued to the paper in these ones...
[QUOTE=Jimmyshimmy;23916088]You can build crossbowns from straws and toothpicks, my friends and i used to do it all the time at MacDonalds[/QUOTE]
I'd need some rubber band, wouldn't I?
[QUOTE=TommieBoy;23916133]Build C4 explosive[/QUOTE]
:raise:
[QUOTE=Mega1mpact;23916158]-tape the drinking straws together to make a really long one and then dring from it :D[/quote]
Done, although I just cut a slit in the straws and forced them together.
[quote]-learn origami so you can make cool stuff with the napkins and receipt paper: [url]http://www.origami-instructions.com/[/url][/quote]
Kind of done, I've made something like 20 different paper planes.
[quote]-try to make a piece of ort with the toothpicks and the sticky tape[/quote]
...umm...
[quote]-make a car with the bottle caps as the wheels and the toothpicks for the frame etc and use the straws so it can move freely (put the straws over the wheel shaft so it can actually move)[/quote]
Oh, I am so doing this one.
[quote]-fill as many 0.2 liter mugs as you can with your spit see how much you have XD[/quote]
...no. People would think it was 7-UP.
[quote]btw: where do you work?[/QUOTE]
[url=http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=60.757298,14.970411&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=38.281301,73.564453&ie=UTF8&ll=60.758195,14.971876&spn=0.011551,0.03592&t=h&z=15]Here.[/url]
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;23916169]Make a miniature straw fort that is defending itself from the toothpick forces of napkin mountain![/QUOTE]
Oh hell yes.
[QUOTE=generic furry;23916250]Too bad you didn't have chewing gum. Then you could've made explosives. MacGyver-style.[/QUOTE]
Chewing gum is forbidden at the premises and caught doing so will result in me losing my job, so I don't think so.
When the amusement park closes sneak back in at night and head for your work place. You should then spend the next 12 hours fapping and using every one of the napkins to clean up your mess, you then place them back in the napkin holders and leave them there.
[QUOTE=J4censolo;23916632]When the amusement park closes sneak back in at night and head for your work place. You should then spend the next 12 hours fapping and using every one of the napkins to clean up your mess, you then place them back in the napkin holders and leave them there.[/QUOTE]
Done.
Are you the only one there?
[editline]11:56AM[/editline]
that is willing to get in trouble
[QUOTE=LemONPLaNE;23916663]Done.[/QUOTE]
You just lost a potential customer.
Any co-workers there?
If so, straw fight!
[QUOTE=elitehakor;23916764]Are you the only one there?
[editline]11:56AM[/editline]
that is willing to get in trouble[/QUOTE]
No, there's a hamburger bar about three meters away, and there's like five people there at all times, so I can't do very big things.
[QUOTE]Chewing gum is forbidden at the premises and caught doing so will result in me losing my job, so I don't think so.[/QUOTE]
And making drinking straw forts isn't?
[QUOTE=Jasun;23917235]And making drinking straw forts isn't?[/QUOTE]
Could be an entertaining peice for the customers.
fill the paper cups with water
place them along the entrance to the park,
Watch as the 1st guest to get in the park in the morning gets soaked before going near any rides.
[QUOTE=Jasun;23917235]And making drinking straw forts isn't?[/QUOTE]
Well, of course it isn't. Jesus.
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